anton
@deranton.bsky.social
Geek of a generational kind
Fuzzy navel-lint gazer
Midlife crisis actor
My crumbs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5wkkbx7wog4bwlyquc7fuity/feed/aaahxlf545dfw
Fuzzy navel-lint gazer
Midlife crisis actor
My crumbs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5wkkbx7wog4bwlyquc7fuity/feed/aaahxlf545dfw
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anton
@deranton.bsky.social
· Jul 11
I start every morning meditating on whether there's any reason I need to be awake for any of this
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PRIEST: *drinking a protein shake and checking out his biceps in the mirror
DEMON: Oh no. It’s the flexorcist!
DEMON: Oh no. It’s the flexorcist!
November 19, 2025 at 9:35 PM
PRIEST: *drinking a protein shake and checking out his biceps in the mirror
DEMON: Oh no. It’s the flexorcist!
DEMON: Oh no. It’s the flexorcist!
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All I'm saying is the second guy to bungee jump was honest about his weight.
November 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
All I'm saying is the second guy to bungee jump was honest about his weight.
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I was like ‘so what’s your favourite Alanis Morrisette song’ and she was like ‘You Oughta Know’ and I was all ‘I’m not a fucken mind reader, Sharon’.
November 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I was like ‘so what’s your favourite Alanis Morrisette song’ and she was like ‘You Oughta Know’ and I was all ‘I’m not a fucken mind reader, Sharon’.
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I wish I was rich enough to have Owen Wilson follow me around and say 'Wow' whenever I finish any routine task.
November 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I wish I was rich enough to have Owen Wilson follow me around and say 'Wow' whenever I finish any routine task.
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Ok, I'll bite... what's rabies?
November 23, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Ok, I'll bite... what's rabies?
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I may have been born a Pisces, but I identify as a cancer to everyone around me
November 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I may have been born a Pisces, but I identify as a cancer to everyone around me
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Yes,everything about her was fire
her legs her eyes
a spine that swung her ass like a pendulum
Shit and that smile right down to her dirty nails from always digging graves but fuck man,those breasts,
they were like psalms,and I being an atheist wanted nothing more than to find religion
#brokenpoet
her legs her eyes
a spine that swung her ass like a pendulum
Shit and that smile right down to her dirty nails from always digging graves but fuck man,those breasts,
they were like psalms,and I being an atheist wanted nothing more than to find religion
#brokenpoet
December 24, 2024 at 3:38 PM
Yes,everything about her was fire
her legs her eyes
a spine that swung her ass like a pendulum
Shit and that smile right down to her dirty nails from always digging graves but fuck man,those breasts,
they were like psalms,and I being an atheist wanted nothing more than to find religion
#brokenpoet
her legs her eyes
a spine that swung her ass like a pendulum
Shit and that smile right down to her dirty nails from always digging graves but fuck man,those breasts,
they were like psalms,and I being an atheist wanted nothing more than to find religion
#brokenpoet
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I……… have become, comfortably numb
November 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I……… have become, comfortably numb
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I'm always surprised to open a can of evaporated milk and find anything there.
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I'm always surprised to open a can of evaporated milk and find anything there.
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Your daily fortune:
Today's a good day to heed the advice of the warning signs from the universe, especially the vivid one telling you to STOP.
Today's a good day to heed the advice of the warning signs from the universe, especially the vivid one telling you to STOP.
November 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Your daily fortune:
Today's a good day to heed the advice of the warning signs from the universe, especially the vivid one telling you to STOP.
Today's a good day to heed the advice of the warning signs from the universe, especially the vivid one telling you to STOP.
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We need more use of the phrase 'slack jawed yokel' in our vernacular
July 14, 2023 at 1:21 AM
We need more use of the phrase 'slack jawed yokel' in our vernacular
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My internet was down for so long, I almost had an original idea!
November 23, 2025 at 3:47 PM
My internet was down for so long, I almost had an original idea!
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Imagine being able to find something in the first drawer you try.
November 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Imagine being able to find something in the first drawer you try.
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I’m aging like a fine swine
November 23, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I’m aging like a fine swine
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Actually, I *am* happy to see you, but no, that's just my lucky potato in my pocket.
November 22, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Actually, I *am* happy to see you, but no, that's just my lucky potato in my pocket.
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Is it possible that I used the word "scallawag"one too many times while sexting?
November 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Is it possible that I used the word "scallawag"one too many times while sexting?
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i like to have one nacho then another then two then three in the fibonacho sequence
November 23, 2025 at 5:10 PM
i like to have one nacho then another then two then three in the fibonacho sequence
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On Sundays I like to reflect.
Mostly on the mistakes I’m about to repeat on Monday.
Mostly on the mistakes I’m about to repeat on Monday.
November 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
On Sundays I like to reflect.
Mostly on the mistakes I’m about to repeat on Monday.
Mostly on the mistakes I’m about to repeat on Monday.
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The world is not cruel
It is only the cruelty of some
That make it seem so
So wherever you find softness
Hold it, my friend
Hold it as if it were a found prayer
And you still believed in religion
It is only the cruelty of some
That make it seem so
So wherever you find softness
Hold it, my friend
Hold it as if it were a found prayer
And you still believed in religion
October 14, 2023 at 1:34 PM
The world is not cruel
It is only the cruelty of some
That make it seem so
So wherever you find softness
Hold it, my friend
Hold it as if it were a found prayer
And you still believed in religion
It is only the cruelty of some
That make it seem so
So wherever you find softness
Hold it, my friend
Hold it as if it were a found prayer
And you still believed in religion
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TECH EXEC 1: this icon is simple and functional, and there is beauty in its simplicity, and we have had zero user complaints
TECH EXEC 2: absolutely
[brief pause]
TECH EXEC 1: let’s change it
TECH EXEC 2: i hate it actually
TECH EXEC 2: absolutely
[brief pause]
TECH EXEC 1: let’s change it
TECH EXEC 2: i hate it actually
November 23, 2025 at 2:41 PM
TECH EXEC 1: this icon is simple and functional, and there is beauty in its simplicity, and we have had zero user complaints
TECH EXEC 2: absolutely
[brief pause]
TECH EXEC 1: let’s change it
TECH EXEC 2: i hate it actually
TECH EXEC 2: absolutely
[brief pause]
TECH EXEC 1: let’s change it
TECH EXEC 2: i hate it actually
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Ten more minutes, I mumble to myself endlessly.
November 19, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Ten more minutes, I mumble to myself endlessly.
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Scrolling tiktok, I landed myself on part 2 of "The Magic of Making Cardboard".
What the fuck am I even doing with my life?
What the fuck am I even doing with my life?
November 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Scrolling tiktok, I landed myself on part 2 of "The Magic of Making Cardboard".
What the fuck am I even doing with my life?
What the fuck am I even doing with my life?
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OnlyFans but it’s just me making slow cooker recipes in my crock pot.
November 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM
OnlyFans but it’s just me making slow cooker recipes in my crock pot.
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OnlyFans but it’s just me peeling potatoes.
OnlyFans but it’s just me making slow cooker recipes in my crock pot.
November 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
OnlyFans but it’s just me peeling potatoes.
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OnlyFans but it’s just me tapping my belly button because it makes a cool noise. Seriously try it
OnlyFans but it’s just me peeling potatoes.
OnlyFans but it’s just me making slow cooker recipes in my crock pot.
November 21, 2025 at 5:36 PM
OnlyFans but it’s just me tapping my belly button because it makes a cool noise. Seriously try it