Bar Mageddon
@barmageddon.bsky.social
Writer, millennial, certified baby whisperer. My phone has been on silent since 2011 and everyone can just deal with it. What Would Jim Larkin Do?
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Bar Mageddon
@barmageddon.bsky.social
· Jul 10
well i for one [falling onto the floor]
sitting on the couch and my 12-year-old nephew plops down next to me
ME: hey
NEPH: have you heard about the new gopro max 2
ME: hey
NEPH: have you heard about the new gopro max 2
November 28, 2025 at 3:04 AM
sitting on the couch and my 12-year-old nephew plops down next to me
ME: hey
NEPH: have you heard about the new gopro max 2
ME: hey
NEPH: have you heard about the new gopro max 2
can we make a rule that GLP-1s are not an appropriate topic for thanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 1:07 AM
can we make a rule that GLP-1s are not an appropriate topic for thanksgiving
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i’ll be honest i’m conserving a lot of energy for complaintsgiving
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
i’ll be honest i’m conserving a lot of energy for complaintsgiving
noooo
sugar! in the deviled eggs
November 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
noooo
my nephew tried to show me ebay AI so i showed him my foot in his butt
November 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
my nephew tried to show me ebay AI so i showed him my foot in his butt
for the record
i was born in pennsylvania, america not hootletoodle, united england
November 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
for the record
listen i’m very popular ok
November 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
listen i’m very popular ok
nobody keeps in touch like my friend Scam Likely
November 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
nobody keeps in touch like my friend Scam Likely
i’ll be honest i’m conserving a lot of energy for complaintsgiving
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
i’ll be honest i’m conserving a lot of energy for complaintsgiving
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Reposted by Bar Mageddon
on rogan! on camo! on tesla and crypto!
it's thanksgiving eve, so be sure to leave out ivermectin and coors light for the racist uncle who comes down your chimney
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
on rogan! on camo! on tesla and crypto!
❌ it’s thanksgiving eve
✅ it’s soup day eve eve
✅ it’s soup day eve eve
In my family, the day after Thanksgiving is called Soup Day. Soup Day is like Thanksgiving except with soup and more people.
The broader concept is for everyone to make soup so good that you don't mind if it kills you.
The broader concept is for everyone to make soup so good that you don't mind if it kills you.
November 27, 2025 at 6:11 AM
❌ it’s thanksgiving eve
✅ it’s soup day eve eve
✅ it’s soup day eve eve
the key to avoiding alcohol-based mistakes on your phone is to distract yourself with something on your TV
like the apple tv screensaver
like the apple tv screensaver
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 AM
the key to avoiding alcohol-based mistakes on your phone is to distract yourself with something on your TV
like the apple tv screensaver
like the apple tv screensaver
on rogan! on camo! on tesla and crypto!
it's thanksgiving eve, so be sure to leave out ivermectin and coors light for the racist uncle who comes down your chimney
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
on rogan! on camo! on tesla and crypto!
so two west virginia national guard members were shot in DC? that’s weird what were they doing there
November 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
so two west virginia national guard members were shot in DC? that’s weird what were they doing there
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big day coming up for people who like dinner
November 25, 2024 at 5:24 PM
big day coming up for people who like dinner
the only time i ever clocked that i was in a crowd so dense as to be dangerous was in a bar the day before thanksgiving
November 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
the only time i ever clocked that i was in a crowd so dense as to be dangerous was in a bar the day before thanksgiving
(negative)
sugar! in the deviled eggs
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
(negative)
i submitted some writing to a website for critique and someone said it “calls to mind the poetry of seamus heaney”
almost threw up
almost threw up
What is the best compliment you ever received? Putting aside whether or not you believed it.
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
i submitted some writing to a website for critique and someone said it “calls to mind the poetry of seamus heaney”
almost threw up
almost threw up
aunt bertha you’re positively glowing what happened to your lower back pain
November 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
aunt bertha you’re positively glowing what happened to your lower back pain
so which generation was finally like “huzzah? bruh i am not yelling that”
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
so which generation was finally like “huzzah? bruh i am not yelling that”
in my experience the more serious the work of a medical professional, the more batshit they are off the clock. EMTs, ED nurses, social workers… these people get weird online, ya, bc they have to
so if you see someone being wild on the internet leave them alone they probably save lives for a living
so if you see someone being wild on the internet leave them alone they probably save lives for a living
fuck it, opening the replies to everyone here —
please, enlighten myself & others in our fields how we are supposed to act outside of work
like, what’s the expectation for how we are supposed to think, feel, post, act, etc outside of our jobs?
please, enlighten myself & others in our fields how we are supposed to act outside of work
like, what’s the expectation for how we are supposed to think, feel, post, act, etc outside of our jobs?
November 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
in my experience the more serious the work of a medical professional, the more batshit they are off the clock. EMTs, ED nurses, social workers… these people get weird online, ya, bc they have to
so if you see someone being wild on the internet leave them alone they probably save lives for a living
so if you see someone being wild on the internet leave them alone they probably save lives for a living
this turkey does not have the juice
November 26, 2025 at 3:33 AM
this turkey does not have the juice
the great tragedy of baking is people will spend hours crafting a delicious dessert that can't hold a candle to a jar of nutella and a spoon
November 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
the great tragedy of baking is people will spend hours crafting a delicious dessert that can't hold a candle to a jar of nutella and a spoon