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Tick Tock Tennis @ticktocktennis.bsky.social · 10h

Okay. Who in the AI hell is this in the 6 Kings poster?

Is it supposed to be Taylor Fritz?

Or did the lead singer from The Killlers get a last-minute invite?

Sleepy Andrew Garfield?

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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 3h

I’m old enough to remember when Sam said his main focus of ai was to help underprivileged children

Sam now: fuck them kids. Sexting!

Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 12h

You are killing me today

I still cry at that scene every time I watch

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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 12h

The Chair Company is the right weirdness I need in my life right now

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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 16h

Have you seen the ad where the woman is carrying a banana that’s in place of the weapon the company sells?

It just makes me want a banana

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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 23h

When you’ve pissed off WeRateDogs so much they’re calling you “fucking losers” on Main you have absolutely lost all merit in the court of public opinion

weratedogs v
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BORDER PATROC
ICE AGENTS KILL DOG
DURING UNLAWFUL SEARCH, REFUSE TO RENDER AID, AND LEAVE WITHOUT IDENTIFYING THEMSELVES

weratedogs This is Chop. He was shot and killed by masked assailants in plain clothes who go by ICE.
Unsurprisingly, they did not care enough to help the family as they tried to save him. Even more unsurprising, they did not find any evidence of the migrants they were there to terrorize in the first place.
Do not open your door for these fucking losers. Rest easy Chop
14/10
CBP Office of Professional Responsibility:
202-344-1808
JointIntake@cbp.dhs.gov
El Paso Border Patrol Sector:
915-834-8400
fpfelpaso@cbp.dhs.gov
Rep. Veronica Escobar (El Paso):
915-541-1400
veronica.escobar@mail.house.gov

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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 17h

Oh noooooo. I’ve very sorry, it’s the worst

Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 17h

Thanks I hate it lol

Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 17h

Oooo

Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 19h

You can shoot people in the heart in February. It’s festive!

Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 20h

You’re allowed to ghost people in October. It’s festive

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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 20h

[wails uncontrollably]

Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 21h

My heart isn’t ready to watch this yet but soon

Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 1d

A look into documentary film ‘John Candy: I Like Me’ streaming now on Prime Video.

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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 21h

Wherever those sandwich are from seems like a knock off arbys because damn

Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 21h

Hey do subway next while you’re at it. Or any company in the history of time lol

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 1d

Arby's is being sued for false advertising

Lawsuit alleges:

• Ads make the sandwiches appear to have 'at least 100% more meat' than they really do

• Made the meat look like rare roast beef when it is actually 'fully cooked'

Arby's lost its motion to dismiss the case

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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 21h

Anyone want an old computer lol

Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 23h

Windows 10 has officially reached the end of its support.

This means Microsoft will no longer provide feature updates, security patches, or official support for troubleshooting.

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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 21h

That’s right 😌😉

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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 21h

Oh even fucking worse. Fuck cancer

Pop Base @popbase.tv · 23h

D’Angelo has passed away at the age of 51 following battle with pancreatic cancer.

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Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 21h

The fact that Nicholas Sparks and M. Night Shyamalan have written a book together has changed my day. Everything is brighter. Finally, there will be a book that makes you really sad but...this time, you won't know why.