optiMSTie
@optimstie.bsky.social
Just this guy.
I dig MST3K, film, retro games, Muppets, Iron Chef, hosted movie shows, birdwatching, horror/sci-fi, pro wrestling, oldies/jazz music, coffee mugs, tacky aloha shirts, etc.
Howdy!
av: MST3K's Crow in tux
banner: Keep circulating the tapes
I dig MST3K, film, retro games, Muppets, Iron Chef, hosted movie shows, birdwatching, horror/sci-fi, pro wrestling, oldies/jazz music, coffee mugs, tacky aloha shirts, etc.
Howdy!
av: MST3K's Crow in tux
banner: Keep circulating the tapes
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They should bring back those oversized TV remotes that get struck by lightning and send you into the TV where you learn important lessons about life.
November 30, 2025 at 5:18 AM
They should bring back those oversized TV remotes that get struck by lightning and send you into the TV where you learn important lessons about life.
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It's close enough to the end of 2025 that I want to give out some annual wrestling awards!
I've seen every televised #AEW match this year, so I'm going to be sticking to that company even though I've also seen some great stuff on the indies.
Let's do it: CASSIE'S 2025 BEST OF AEW!
I've seen every televised #AEW match this year, so I'm going to be sticking to that company even though I've also seen some great stuff on the indies.
Let's do it: CASSIE'S 2025 BEST OF AEW!
November 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
It's close enough to the end of 2025 that I want to give out some annual wrestling awards!
I've seen every televised #AEW match this year, so I'm going to be sticking to that company even though I've also seen some great stuff on the indies.
Let's do it: CASSIE'S 2025 BEST OF AEW!
I've seen every televised #AEW match this year, so I'm going to be sticking to that company even though I've also seen some great stuff on the indies.
Let's do it: CASSIE'S 2025 BEST OF AEW!
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I was raised on these streets
November 30, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I was raised on these streets
"Gumby, you specifically told us that we were gonna light one up and get high."
"Is... is that not what we're doing now?"
"Is... is that not what we're doing now?"
November 30, 2025 at 1:30 AM
"Gumby, you specifically told us that we were gonna light one up and get high."
"Is... is that not what we're doing now?"
"Is... is that not what we're doing now?"
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Clearing the airlines for the big #Svengoolie broadcast
a cartoon of charlie brown and snoopy sitting in front of a tv
Alt: a cartoon of peanuts, Charlie Brown is sitting in front of a tv while Linus moves Snoopy's ears around on top of a tv hoping to get a clear tv signal this way.
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Clearing the airlines for the big #Svengoolie broadcast
THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT I WANT SPIDERS AS GOOD GUYS OR MORALLY AMBIGUOUS GUYS, EITHER, I JUST DON'T WANT SPIDERS IN VIDEO GAMES, YOU ARE *NOT* GOING TO TURN THIS INTO AN IRONIC WISH
Spiders as bad guys. We don't need that kind of unfettered dread and nightmarish horror in my life anymore.
...
... *what*
...
... what are you all staring at
you all have something to do right now
...
... *what*
...
... what are you all staring at
you all have something to do right now
November 30, 2025 at 1:19 AM
THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT I WANT SPIDERS AS GOOD GUYS OR MORALLY AMBIGUOUS GUYS, EITHER, I JUST DON'T WANT SPIDERS IN VIDEO GAMES, YOU ARE *NOT* GOING TO TURN THIS INTO AN IRONIC WISH
Spiders as bad guys. We don't need that kind of unfettered dread and nightmarish horror in my life anymore.
...
... *what*
...
... what are you all staring at
you all have something to do right now
...
... *what*
...
... what are you all staring at
you all have something to do right now
November 30, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Spiders as bad guys. We don't need that kind of unfettered dread and nightmarish horror in my life anymore.
...
... *what*
...
... what are you all staring at
you all have something to do right now
...
... *what*
...
... what are you all staring at
you all have something to do right now
"CAN YOU KEEP THE SECRET OF THE MOST DIABOLICAL ENDING EVER FILMED?"
sure, why not
sure, why not
Time for some sanity! It’s Svengoolie time!! I have never seen the full version of this. I’ve only seen the MST3K version! #Svengoolie #SvenPals #ClassicHorror #HorrorFam #MutantFam
November 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
"CAN YOU KEEP THE SECRET OF THE MOST DIABOLICAL ENDING EVER FILMED?"
sure, why not
sure, why not
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WAKE UP, DEAD MAN is the most satisfying Benoit Blanc mystery, and probably the best Benoit Blanc movie
November 30, 2025 at 12:57 AM
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
November 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
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"I keep thinking that evil would like nothing better than to have us feel awful about who we are."
November 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
"I keep thinking that evil would like nothing better than to have us feel awful about who we are."
This Australian adaptation of Garfield and Friends isn't very good...
November 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
This Australian adaptation of Garfield and Friends isn't very good...
This is basically Angel’s Revenge, but Jack Palance is the boss, and he has Joker instead of a dog
Ok it’s not a 1 for 1, but there’s a through line
Ok it’s not a 1 for 1, but there’s a through line
November 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Jack Palance’s performance in Batman has grown on me
I think it’s all the MST3K movies I’ve seen with him that have tempered my opinion
I think it’s all the MST3K movies I’ve seen with him that have tempered my opinion
November 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Jack Palance’s performance in Batman has grown on me
I think it’s all the MST3K movies I’ve seen with him that have tempered my opinion
I think it’s all the MST3K movies I’ve seen with him that have tempered my opinion
WE'RE GONNA TAKE THE MILKSHAKES TO THE PEACHTREE DANCE :D
November 30, 2025 at 12:13 AM
WE'RE GONNA TAKE THE MILKSHAKES TO THE PEACHTREE DANCE :D
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The past several weeks have been difficult with cluster headaches. Interacting as much as I'd like has been impossible. It's been isolating and I don't want anyone to be left out.
I will say that I'm very grateful for the whole writing community.
#Lovember #WritingPrompt #WriteSky #WritingCommunity
I will say that I'm very grateful for the whole writing community.
#Lovember #WritingPrompt #WriteSky #WritingCommunity
I planned to do one #Lovember #WritingPrompt every day for the #WriteSky #WritingCommunity, but I missed 2, so! Today let's ask:
Are there 3 accounts on here that you love? 🥰
Peer writers, mentors, prompts—memes, jokes, fandom, anything that you adore!
Are there 3 accounts on here that you love? 🥰
Peer writers, mentors, prompts—memes, jokes, fandom, anything that you adore!
November 29, 2025 at 10:29 PM
The past several weeks have been difficult with cluster headaches. Interacting as much as I'd like has been impossible. It's been isolating and I don't want anyone to be left out.
I will say that I'm very grateful for the whole writing community.
#Lovember #WritingPrompt #WriteSky #WritingCommunity
I will say that I'm very grateful for the whole writing community.
#Lovember #WritingPrompt #WriteSky #WritingCommunity
Off to make the apple pie I didn't get to make for Thanksgiving, because THAT'S HOW HARDCORE I'M RUNNIN' OVER HERE 🤘🤘
November 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Off to make the apple pie I didn't get to make for Thanksgiving, because THAT'S HOW HARDCORE I'M RUNNIN' OVER HERE 🤘🤘
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AW, FROG, YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS, IT'S THE
BEA
STIE
BOYS
BEA
STIE
BOYS
Frog came running up the path. “What is all this noise?” he asked.
“My seeds will not grow,” said Toad.
“You are shouting too much,” said Frog. “These poor seeds are afraid to grow.”
“My seeds will not grow,” said Toad.
“You are shouting too much,” said Frog. “These poor seeds are afraid to grow.”
November 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
AW, FROG, YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS, IT'S THE
BEA
STIE
BOYS
BEA
STIE
BOYS
Meanwhile at Costco...
November 29, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Meanwhile at Costco...
Iron Chef... AFTER DARK
[sleazy sax version of the main theme]
[sleazy sax version of the main theme]
November 29, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Iron Chef... AFTER DARK
[sleazy sax version of the main theme]
[sleazy sax version of the main theme]
that feel when you learn that your salsa was made in New York City
November 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
that feel when you learn that your salsa was made in New York City
"Day 45:
I continue to blend in among the locals undetected. The Pringles have accepted me as one of their own, but this may only be temporary. How long can my deception go undetected?"
I continue to blend in among the locals undetected. The Pringles have accepted me as one of their own, but this may only be temporary. How long can my deception go undetected?"
November 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
"Day 45:
I continue to blend in among the locals undetected. The Pringles have accepted me as one of their own, but this may only be temporary. How long can my deception go undetected?"
I continue to blend in among the locals undetected. The Pringles have accepted me as one of their own, but this may only be temporary. How long can my deception go undetected?"