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optiMSTie
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Just this guy.

I dig MST3K, film, retro games, Muppets, Iron Chef, hosted movie shows, birdwatching, horror/sci-fi, pro wrestling, oldies/jazz music, coffee mugs, tacky aloha shirts, etc.

Howdy!

av: MST3K's Crow in tux
banner: Keep circulating the tapes
I haven't been to a movie theater since 2020... til I saw Sinners this year.

Totally freaking worth it.
November 30, 2025 at 5:35 AM
SEE?!

I would've played Resident Evil 2 if it had an Arachnophobia Mode!
November 30, 2025 at 4:38 AM
SO MANY GREAT MOMENTS

The elderly lemon thieves stuff, GAH!
November 30, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I'm very sorry that you've been having a tough time, and I hope that things turn around for you very quickly.

To better days, then.
November 30, 2025 at 2:38 AM
TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED NELSON's not here

TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED NELSON isn't around

heeeee, love love love this one! :D
November 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
[runs screaming and fleeing from THEM ALL]
November 30, 2025 at 2:03 AM
A good laidback relaxation episode, aye!
November 30, 2025 at 1:31 AM
MST3K gifs! TEXAS STYLE!
November 30, 2025 at 1:27 AM
[whimpers]
November 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
DANG IT, SON

THE WAY YOU KEEP *DEFYING* ME
November 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
:-/
November 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Aw, shucks. :) Tryin', anyways. Thank ya kindly! 💜💜
November 30, 2025 at 1:16 AM
💜
November 30, 2025 at 1:09 AM
November 30, 2025 at 1:08 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW COULD YOU
November 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

And with Mike *specifically* upset with Crow's "odd, irrelevant taunts"!
November 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM