optiMSTie
@optimstie.bsky.social
Just this guy.
I dig MST3K, film, retro games, Muppets, Iron Chef, hosted movie shows, birdwatching, horror/sci-fi, pro wrestling, oldies/jazz music, coffee mugs, tacky aloha shirts, etc.
Howdy!
av: MST3K's Crow in tux
banner: Keep circulating the tapes
I dig MST3K, film, retro games, Muppets, Iron Chef, hosted movie shows, birdwatching, horror/sci-fi, pro wrestling, oldies/jazz music, coffee mugs, tacky aloha shirts, etc.
Howdy!
av: MST3K's Crow in tux
banner: Keep circulating the tapes
I haven't been to a movie theater since 2020... til I saw Sinners this year.
Totally freaking worth it.
Totally freaking worth it.
November 30, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I haven't been to a movie theater since 2020... til I saw Sinners this year.
Totally freaking worth it.
Totally freaking worth it.
SEE?!
I would've played Resident Evil 2 if it had an Arachnophobia Mode!
I would've played Resident Evil 2 if it had an Arachnophobia Mode!
November 30, 2025 at 4:38 AM
SEE?!
I would've played Resident Evil 2 if it had an Arachnophobia Mode!
I would've played Resident Evil 2 if it had an Arachnophobia Mode!
SO MANY GREAT MOMENTS
The elderly lemon thieves stuff, GAH!
The elderly lemon thieves stuff, GAH!
November 30, 2025 at 3:04 AM
SO MANY GREAT MOMENTS
The elderly lemon thieves stuff, GAH!
The elderly lemon thieves stuff, GAH!
I'm very sorry that you've been having a tough time, and I hope that things turn around for you very quickly.
To better days, then.
To better days, then.
November 30, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I'm very sorry that you've been having a tough time, and I hope that things turn around for you very quickly.
To better days, then.
To better days, then.
TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED NELSON's not here
TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED NELSON isn't around
heeeee, love love love this one! :D
TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED NELSON isn't around
heeeee, love love love this one! :D
November 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED NELSON's not here
TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED NELSON isn't around
heeeee, love love love this one! :D
TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED NELSON isn't around
heeeee, love love love this one! :D
[runs screaming and fleeing from THEM ALL]
November 30, 2025 at 2:03 AM
[runs screaming and fleeing from THEM ALL]
A good laidback relaxation episode, aye!
November 30, 2025 at 1:31 AM
A good laidback relaxation episode, aye!
MST3K gifs! TEXAS STYLE!
November 30, 2025 at 1:27 AM
MST3K gifs! TEXAS STYLE!
DANG IT, SON
THE WAY YOU KEEP *DEFYING* ME
THE WAY YOU KEEP *DEFYING* ME
November 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
DANG IT, SON
THE WAY YOU KEEP *DEFYING* ME
THE WAY YOU KEEP *DEFYING* ME
Aw, shucks. :) Tryin', anyways. Thank ya kindly! 💜💜
November 30, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Aw, shucks. :) Tryin', anyways. Thank ya kindly! 💜💜
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW COULD YOU
November 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW COULD YOU
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
And with Mike *specifically* upset with Crow's "odd, irrelevant taunts"!
And with Mike *specifically* upset with Crow's "odd, irrelevant taunts"!
November 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
And with Mike *specifically* upset with Crow's "odd, irrelevant taunts"!
And with Mike *specifically* upset with Crow's "odd, irrelevant taunts"!