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Lady of the Summer Court. Incomprehensible to The Cis. I will help you become your truest self. When the whole world turns chaotic, we must be the better part of chaos.
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A relevant gift for all your holiday needs~
November 27, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich

ME: oh dang that sounds so good

DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
back on my modded balatro bullshit tonight
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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This is the coolest anyone has ever looked in pro wrestling, I fear
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Samoa Joe Rogan #AEW
November 27, 2025 at 1:59 AM
So Kenny Omega and the Bucks just finished fucking in there yeah?
November 27, 2025 at 1:28 AM
this year, please celebrate thanksgiving by taking your local puppygirls to fogo de chao and letting em loose on the meats
November 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
hey grok please watch TV for me please tell me what I thought of the show please tell me what who to hate please make every decision for me please relegate me to passenger status in my own consciousness please assimilate me into your lack of sentience

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November 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM
The book piracy discourse is so baffling to me.

Is is a thing that happens? Where? To what degree? I feel like it's 99% a made-up moral panic.

Also, we have a place that gives you books for free, it's called your local library.
November 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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I cannot stress enough just how much wide LLM adoption is harming the human capacity to *try*. To just do things on your own, to think critically about a topic or a problem, to read and synthesize ideas. These are such important skills and we’re just giving them up.
November 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Also: good luck finding interesting contemporary books available to pirate anywhere! Book piracy is basically just, like, Stephen King, Tom Clancy, and 5,000 scammy self-help or get rich quick books.

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piracy is a completely aspirational problem for any author in america to have and i think anyone trying to stake out an anti-piracy position is a demon full stop
November 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
"They keep banning erotica!"
"The entire US economy is three AI bubbles in a trench coat!"

I have a fix here. Take all the money from AI, and give it to erotica content creators.
November 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Chucky-ass dystopia we're living in these days.

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November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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I hope Hangman sets Joe’s house on fire on Wednesday
November 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
This is a respectable ordering! It correctly identifies the original trilogy as great, rejects prequel revisionism, has actual respect for The Last Jedi, and puts Rise of Skywalker exactly where it belongs.

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haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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with the reveal on X of how many rw influencer accounts are Not From Here, it should be pretty obvious by now that there are social technologies that can be weaponized and bits of the human psyche that can be exploited at scale that demand regulation and prevention
November 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I was gutted when Hangman lost at Full Gear, but the more I think about it, the more I like it.

Hangman got his redemption. He destroyed Moxley's aura and political movement. He proved he can defend his title from the top in a proactive way and set the tone for the company. He made his point.
November 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I definitely know a few male monsterfuckers, but most of us transitioned so we can be lesbian monsterfuckers.

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Has this pairing ever been flipped? Where a man falls in love with a monster?
November 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Something ive noticed in the aew fan base is that it seems to be mostly women rooting for the completely unhinged violence. Blood drinking, nails stuck in the skin, unhinged feral violence and the girlie's with flowers in their username are gonna go crazy for it. Love that for us.
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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This looks like Jon Moxley doing a bit
Best thing to come out of this Eagles/Cowboys game are these images of Jake Elliott on the sidelines
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 AM
If Mamdani can get conservatives to respect him *without sacrificing his ideals or promises* then he's far more likely to succeed than if he pisses everyone off.

I'll side-eye him if he backtracks on what he ran on, but until then, I'm cautiously optimistic.

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Saw a post saying I should be mad that Zohran is an "appeaser/collaborator" for speaking with Trump. What the fuck are you on about? By all accounts he didn't back down from anything, including his belief that Trump is a fascist, and charmed the shit outta him. Some people just can't take a win.
November 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Are you fucking kidding me it’s like we are living in a cartoon
November 21, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Every time Speedball wrestles, he sells so well that there's online discourse about whether or not he's actually hurt.

And last night he sold so well that Shelton Benjamin tried to audible into a slightly earlier finish but the ref didn't hear him and it ended up seeming like a Speedball botch.
November 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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So... spells.

We're using spells to undo the work we've done... tricking rocks into thinking with lightning.

And trapping evil cars in circles of salt.

The old ways are new again.
Looks like LLMs are *very* vulnerable to attack via poetic allusion: "curated poetic prompts yielded high attack-success rates (ASR), with some providers exceeding 90% ..."

https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
November 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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This morning, I learned that Karen O is married to a man called Barnaby, and I don't like anything about it.
November 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM