It's Liz!
@twolemonades.com
I'm Liz (they/she)!
🏳️🌈 Baltimore's tallest non-binary gay mom.
💯 Neurodivergent leftist enthusiastic about: mixtapes, craft beer, poetry, and weird RPGs.
🗣️ BLM. ACAB. Trans rights. Free Palestine.
💌 twolemonades.com
🏳️🌈 Baltimore's tallest non-binary gay mom.
💯 Neurodivergent leftist enthusiastic about: mixtapes, craft beer, poetry, and weird RPGs.
🗣️ BLM. ACAB. Trans rights. Free Palestine.
💌 twolemonades.com
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
February 2, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
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A small but deeply meaningful local project - digitising issues of 90s Scottish trans magazine The Tartan Skirt so all of us can access them.
It's a really modest fundraising target with a significant outcome, please share or contribute if you can!
It's a really modest fundraising target with a significant outcome, please share or contribute if you can!
Donate to Help The Tartan Skirt Go Digital, organized by Julia Gordon
Hi, I'm Julia Gordon and for several years in the 90s I was involved in working for wide… Julia Gordon needs your support for Help The Tartan Skirt Go Digital
www.gofundme.com
January 31, 2026 at 12:48 PM
A small but deeply meaningful local project - digitising issues of 90s Scottish trans magazine The Tartan Skirt so all of us can access them.
It's a really modest fundraising target with a significant outcome, please share or contribute if you can!
It's a really modest fundraising target with a significant outcome, please share or contribute if you can!
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Hello lovely friends, my team is hiring a Canadian-based (remote) Community & Social Media Manager to help our agency make our PC games shine. Mid to Senior exp preferred (5+ years).
Message me if you wanna know more and I’ll send you the link! 💖
Message me if you wanna know more and I’ll send you the link! 💖
January 28, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Hello lovely friends, my team is hiring a Canadian-based (remote) Community & Social Media Manager to help our agency make our PC games shine. Mid to Senior exp preferred (5+ years).
Message me if you wanna know more and I’ll send you the link! 💖
Message me if you wanna know more and I’ll send you the link! 💖
"I like the film Carol a normal amount," I used to say while still insisting I was most certainly bisexual and not at all a lesbian.
January 29, 2026 at 5:57 PM
"I like the film Carol a normal amount," I used to say while still insisting I was most certainly bisexual and not at all a lesbian.
Neutrogena Norwegian Formula Hand Cream saved my life.
January 29, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Neutrogena Norwegian Formula Hand Cream saved my life.
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My first reaction was: Have they been informed of the terms of service with regard to data privacy?
My second was: Wow, the children's books that I thought were overly anthropomorphizing squirrels are actually pretty life-like!
My second was: Wow, the children's books that I thought were overly anthropomorphizing squirrels are actually pretty life-like!
January 29, 2026 at 12:00 PM
My first reaction was: Have they been informed of the terms of service with regard to data privacy?
My second was: Wow, the children's books that I thought were overly anthropomorphizing squirrels are actually pretty life-like!
My second was: Wow, the children's books that I thought were overly anthropomorphizing squirrels are actually pretty life-like!
I lock the 12yo's phone down at 10pm every night. This evening, she asked if I could please keep her notes app available bc she's writing a fanfiction and would like to stay up working on it.
I love her.
I love her.
January 29, 2026 at 3:32 AM
I lock the 12yo's phone down at 10pm every night. This evening, she asked if I could please keep her notes app available bc she's writing a fanfiction and would like to stay up working on it.
I love her.
I love her.
Baltimore friends -- looking for recommendations for window replacement! Any locally-owned faves you've worked with and liked?
January 28, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Baltimore friends -- looking for recommendations for window replacement! Any locally-owned faves you've worked with and liked?
Other milestone gifts that I love to give:
- a slotted spoon to new parents with a note that says to keep it near the bathtub. they'll know when they need it.
- a couple rolls of dollar coins or an envelop of $2 bills for parents of preschool kids to have on hand when it's tooth fairy time.
- a slotted spoon to new parents with a note that says to keep it near the bathtub. they'll know when they need it.
- a couple rolls of dollar coins or an envelop of $2 bills for parents of preschool kids to have on hand when it's tooth fairy time.
A gift for new homeowners: a book of measurements of everything that you could possibly want measured in your new home.
January 28, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Other milestone gifts that I love to give:
- a slotted spoon to new parents with a note that says to keep it near the bathtub. they'll know when they need it.
- a couple rolls of dollar coins or an envelop of $2 bills for parents of preschool kids to have on hand when it's tooth fairy time.
- a slotted spoon to new parents with a note that says to keep it near the bathtub. they'll know when they need it.
- a couple rolls of dollar coins or an envelop of $2 bills for parents of preschool kids to have on hand when it's tooth fairy time.
A gift for new homeowners: a book of measurements of everything that you could possibly want measured in your new home.
January 28, 2026 at 1:46 PM
A gift for new homeowners: a book of measurements of everything that you could possibly want measured in your new home.
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the vengabus is coming
and everybody's jumping
be careful where your feet go
you might crush greg bovino
and everybody's jumping
be careful where your feet go
you might crush greg bovino
January 27, 2026 at 6:35 PM
the vengabus is coming
and everybody's jumping
be careful where your feet go
you might crush greg bovino
and everybody's jumping
be careful where your feet go
you might crush greg bovino
Taught myself to cut a hole in my desk to install a grommet clamp for a monitor stand. I can do ANYTHING.
January 28, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Taught myself to cut a hole in my desk to install a grommet clamp for a monitor stand. I can do ANYTHING.
Update: we did it.
What if I moved into my forever home with the love of my life today? WHAT THEN???
January 23, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Update: we did it.
What if I moved into my forever home with the love of my life today? WHAT THEN???
January 22, 2026 at 11:31 AM
What if I moved into my forever home with the love of my life today? WHAT THEN???
Paywalling articles about the potential blizzard is grotesque, imo.
January 20, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Paywalling articles about the potential blizzard is grotesque, imo.
Weird how my complicated relationship with the concept of womanhood evaporates the moment WOMAN by Kesha comes on.
January 20, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Weird how my complicated relationship with the concept of womanhood evaporates the moment WOMAN by Kesha comes on.
Enough stuff is going good for me right now that I'm starting to feel like it's a trick.
January 19, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Enough stuff is going good for me right now that I'm starting to feel like it's a trick.
Had an English teacher in high school who really struggled to string together coherent questions when we were dissecting books and film, so she stopped trying and would simply make a statement and punctuate it with, "How come?"
Loved her. Think of her every time I'm not making sense. How come?
Loved her. Think of her every time I'm not making sense. How come?
January 19, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Had an English teacher in high school who really struggled to string together coherent questions when we were dissecting books and film, so she stopped trying and would simply make a statement and punctuate it with, "How come?"
Loved her. Think of her every time I'm not making sense. How come?
Loved her. Think of her every time I'm not making sense. How come?
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Dog what are you looking at they haven't built it yet
Excited for Maryland to be home to the next Sphere in the U.S. ⚪‼️
January 19, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Dog what are you looking at they haven't built it yet
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I have driven over the Woodrow Wilson Bridge countless times in my life without issue but that was before I could see Kenny Chesney's face blown up to be the size of a small moon
What Beltway drivers need is a giant distraction.
January 19, 2026 at 4:02 AM
I have driven over the Woodrow Wilson Bridge countless times in my life without issue but that was before I could see Kenny Chesney's face blown up to be the size of a small moon
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If you live in the Cities, an easy way to help immigrant families in hiding is: laundry! Laundromats are ICE magnets, so people without washers need help.
The People’s Laundry will drop off laundry to your door to wash and dry and pick up a few days later:
thepeopleslaundrympls.com/volunteer/
The People’s Laundry will drop off laundry to your door to wash and dry and pick up a few days later:
thepeopleslaundrympls.com/volunteer/
January 18, 2026 at 11:46 PM
If you live in the Cities, an easy way to help immigrant families in hiding is: laundry! Laundromats are ICE magnets, so people without washers need help.
The People’s Laundry will drop off laundry to your door to wash and dry and pick up a few days later:
thepeopleslaundrympls.com/volunteer/
The People’s Laundry will drop off laundry to your door to wash and dry and pick up a few days later:
thepeopleslaundrympls.com/volunteer/
