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sheet ghost

@twolemonades.com

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I'm Liz (they/she)! 🏳️‍🌈 Baltimore's tallest non-binary gay mom. 💯 Neurodivergent leftist enthusiastic about: mixtapes, craft beer, poetry, and weird RPGs. 🗣️ BLM. ACAB. Trans rights. Free Palestine. 💌 twolemonades.com

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sheet ghost @twolemonades.com · 13h

I really deeply believe that, if I ever encountered Bob the Drag Queen in the wild, we would become best friends immediately.

sheet ghost @twolemonades.com · 13h

thanks, white folks who have never done any organizing work ever once in their lives for finally inventing community fridges and food banks just today for the first time ever!

sheet ghost @twolemonades.com · 15h

Then ⏩ Now

I am so proud of the young woman she's becoming, so proud of the woman I've become through her.

Happy birthday to my very best girl.

A woman cuddling a newborn baby

A woman cuddling a 12 year old girl

sheet ghost @twolemonades.com · 16h

The number of mostly well meaning white people trying to invent ways to feed our neighbors instead of just joining in the community fridge network is making me 😵‍💫

Like, it's good that there is interest and energy in bridging the SNAP gap, but omg we have infrastructure for this! Use it!

sheet ghost @twolemonades.com · 1d

I've made myself a little chai hot chocolate with a pinch of very smoky chipotle chili powder. Seasonal depression? Never heard of her.

sheet ghost @twolemonades.com · 2d

THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL 😭😭😭😭😭

sheet ghost @twolemonades.com · 2d

The almost-12yo is asleep with her head on my chest, and it's one of these very bittersweet moments when I'm wondering if this is the last time she will drift off in my arms.

sheet ghost @twolemonades.com · 2d

listen, if he could get in-state tuition.....

sheet ghost @twolemonades.com · 2d

The 15yo met with his first college rep today (UMBC!). Wild to think he's just a few years away from university.

sheet ghost @twolemonades.com · 2d

Nothing makes me love Baltimore quite as much as coming back home to Baltimore when I've been traveling.

The *relief* that sinks into my shoulders when 295 dumps me into the city limits. Phew.

sheet ghost @twolemonades.com · 3d

I'm going to be thinking about it... perhaps forever.

sheet ghost @twolemonades.com · 3d

I have read I WHO HAVE NEVER KNOWN MEN and I am full of existential loneliness and also wonder.

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Fear Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 4d

Well well well

“Miracles” by Insane Clown Posse

sheet ghost @twolemonades.com · 5d

That's so many thumbs!!!;

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Ingrid Burrington @lifewinning.com · 5d

the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist

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Pittsburgh graffiti @pghgraffiti.bsky.social · 5d

sheet ghost @twolemonades.com · 5d

Hashtag Gay at the Grand Prix!!!!

sheet ghost @twolemonades.com · 5d

I feel like we are the only gay people at COTA.

sheet ghost @twolemonades.com · 6d

That's my Carlos!!!

Turn 11 at the circuit of the Americas with Carlos Sainz zooming around the hairpin.

sheet ghost @twolemonades.com · 6d

Good morning, Circuit of the Americas. The view from turn 11 is fabulous.

Liz wearing a #55 Williams Racing hat under a bright yellow sun umbrella.

A blue sky with big puffy clouds above the turn 11 hairpin at the CIRCUIT OF THE AMERICAS race track.

sheet ghost @twolemonades.com · 8d

My favorite The Killers song.

sheet ghost @twolemonades.com · 8d

WHEELS UP TO COTA. TOMORROW I WILL SEE MY RACING CAR BOYFRIENDS.

sheet ghost @twolemonades.com · 8d

I'm so grateful to not be a soap taster.

sheet ghost @twolemonades.com · 9d

Voting for whatever candidate will guarantee that every toilet in America has a bidet.

sheet ghost @twolemonades.com · 9d

You solved it! 🤣🤣🤣