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Minneapolis

I shall be telling this with a sigh somewhere ages and ages hence:
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I have begun what I intend to be a COMPREHENSIVE guide to every location-appropriate bike rack in Minneapolis.

Thank you to everyone who helped me find these. If you know of others, let me know~

medium.com/@bennetthart...
Location-Appropriate Bike Racks of Minneapolis
Here is a running list of every bike rack in Minneapolis with a location-appropriate shape:
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Agents in Key Largo, Florida ripped this woman wearing medical scrubs out of her car as she screamed she is a US citizen. Agents cuffed her and put her in one of their cars.

She was eventually let go, per David Goodhue of the Miami Herald, who also took this footage:
December 3, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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This number works great for text, no need to dial. Can send text updates and they will be processed quickly. Photos and videos accepted too. Include details on location, activity, vehicle and people description, etc. More details the better!
December 3, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Apple screwed up my year-end wrap! Instead, here are my five favorite songs I saw live this year:

- Paul Simon - “Sound of Silence”
- Oasis - “Cigarettes and Alcohol”
- Pulp - “F.E.E.L.I.N.G C.A.L.L.E.D LO.V.E.”
- Paul McCartney - “Hey Jude”
- Chris Lake - “Toxic”
December 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Minneapolis folks: take 10 seconds to save this number as a contact in your phone so you can dial it quick the moment you see masked goons in the city. They’re coming.
If you see any federal activity, call the MONARCA rapid response hotline at 612-441-2881.

Sign up for the next Monarca Upstander Legal Observer Training on Monday, December 15 at 6pm here: buff.ly/h6K1Y5e
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December 3, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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I need help prioritizing my To Watch List! Does anyone feel strongly that I should watch any particular movies on my list sooner than later?
December 3, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Usually Trump had the presence of mind to create some plausible deniability (“and some, I’m sure, are good people,” etc.) but yesterday he sounded straight up like a member of the Ku Klux Klan
What does it say about this country that that the kind of open, rank bigotry Trump administration officials regularly express towards black immigrants apparently has no social cost because of the number of Americans who quietly agree or don't care.
December 3, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I need help prioritizing my To Watch List! Does anyone feel strongly that I should watch any particular movies on my list sooner than later?
December 3, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I visited for 36 hours and was like “fuck it, I’m moving.” been here 20 years
there's no place i've never visited before that i'm more into based just on vibes than minneapolis
December 3, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Minneapolis folks: take 10 seconds to save this number as a contact in your phone so you can dial it quick the moment you see masked goons in the city. They’re coming.
If you see any federal activity, call the MONARCA rapid response hotline at 612-441-2881.

Sign up for the next Monarca Upstander Legal Observer Training on Monday, December 15 at 6pm here: buff.ly/h6K1Y5e
Queermunity-Uptown Monarca Upstander Legal Observer Training
Please enable JavaScript in your browser
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December 3, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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Snowy Conditions Proving Hazardous For Nations Idiots
December 2, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I can think of way better things to do with that parks money than recast and erect a statue that will absolutely just get yanked down again
December 1, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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There is something so deeply, deeply Minnesotan about these sorts of posts (which I see every winter). If you're from almost anywhere else and wondering if you're missing something: this person did in fact leave their car running, unlocked, keys in the ignition.
December 1, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Drinking black coffee for hours on an empty stomach is a great pleasure. Feels charmingly degenerate and self-destructive but it’s actually fine.
December 1, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Just took the dog for a walk and reported four
December 1, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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noon means it's time to report every single commercial property and rental larger than a duplex who have not cleared snow from their sidewalks yet! deadline is UP!
November 30, 2025 at 6:12 PM
pretty good hackzall deal at home depot. might get two so I can duel wield
November 28, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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They did it again! NYC subway Thanksgiving 2025, via @scootercaster.com!
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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As you’re preparing for your Thanksgiving meal, remember the skilled work it took to get that food to your grocery store.

Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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never change, NYT Cooking
November 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I have four free one month invites left to this if anyone wants one. Be there when we find out that—I’m going to just take a wild guess—Trump probably wasn’t shot, but instead got hit by broken glass from a teleprompter
The next Lizza piece is gonna be a doozy
November 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Right now on reddit there's a guy inventing a new kind of brick to build his home with and it's going about as well as you can imagine
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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Shit St Paul ICE agent aims gun
November 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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I guess I now have to do a thread on shoes in ancient Mesopotamia in response to this (which happens to be from one of my favourite accounts).

I’m not an archaeologist, nor do I really know anything about shoes, but let’s go on this journey together.
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Obviously being president is incredibly exhausting, and Trump is old and probably declining faster that the administration will ever admit, but if you’ve never tried to turn being visibly sleepy into a sort of pensive skepticism you have not fucked with enough meetings to speak about this topic
the Doug Mills video embedded in the NYT Trump aging story is pretty amazing
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 AM