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Minnesotan Kaiju
@whisperingpines.bsky.social
Leftist, He/him
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🎶 I have emotional motion smoothing
How do I turn this fucking thing to off
ICE needs to occasionally intentionally harass and deport US citizens because if they don't that will greatly hamper their ability to create a culture of fear as part of their mass terror campaign against non white people.

They simply won't be as effective if they were to follow the law in this
December 7, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Who up immantizing they eschratron?
December 7, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Rivendell, or as I like to call it, AragornHub
December 7, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Accidentally said chat Jeep titty
December 7, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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September 23, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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In the Big Rock Candy mountain
The clouds are made of vape
And the e-juice refills itself
Every time it rains

Oh the clouds and snow of candy floss
With a fruity mist that's never lost
You can puff all day without a care
Up in that land of fruity air
In the Big Rock Candy mountain
July 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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insulin pump that makes the half-life health dispenser noise while pumping insulin
December 7, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Is there a custom feed for posts that I haven't already scrolled past?
December 7, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I have used a little bit of VR and I can tell you that it ads almost nothing to the experience, there's almost no content available and it costs like 30,000% more to produce content
December 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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From a while back but... evergreen
December 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
One thing I love about tabletop role playing games especially the podcasts of these is that if the DM gives someone a frog that can decongest someone's nose once per day they are going to find a way to vanquish evil from the world using that
December 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I don't know anything about this year's team from Indiana, or college football in general but here's one thing I
know about Mendoza: it's a prolific wine producing region in Argentina famous for viticulture of Malbec.
December 7, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Pussy from someone forklift certified 🥵
June 5, 2025 at 3:38 PM
A superhero that is a fetus that's only immortal in states that have abortion restrictions
December 7, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Hi, my friend, comedian and creator of this meme passed away. To honor her memory, if you ever share this goofy ass meme, please credit Tiana Miller, most people never did. Pour one out for a legendary shitposter, people 🌈
December 7, 2025 at 1:17 AM
This man is the funniest man to ever exist
Maybe we can send him last year's instead. He doesn't deserve this better one.
December 7, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Penis ✔️
.....he does the same. His last couple were awful. Here's the hot chocolate though
December 7, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Heeld, an app for cuddling
December 7, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Considering going on Fiverr and having someone paint a 19th century era portrait of Harry dubois and pretending that he's one of my ancestors
December 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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calling it now, the “look for the helpers” of 2k26 is “look for the anarchists”
….A thousand liberal moms and grandpas being trained by a couple communists and anarchists they don’t know are communists and anarchists lolllll
December 6, 2025 at 9:51 PM
The outstanding question about if there is any emerging pattern of ice raids is what is a greater predictor of a pattern: that they are waging a racist campaign of community intimidation or is it more important that they are a bunch of lazy, poorly trained underachievers.

Because both are true
December 7, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I would like to remind the ML theory bros that when they characterize Marx in terms of Lenin and the descendants of leninism's views, it's incredibly, painfully obvious.

I can tell when your view is entirely influenced by post-marx interpretations. There are serious contrasts between the two
December 6, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I was delighted to learn that they have all terrain full track wheelchairs for people to hike at this park. Very mad max, very accessible super cool. Would be interested to hear reviews of the use of these.
December 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I put on an indie Christmas playlist as a compromise. Some of them are pretty good. However, I realized -- Grinch that I am-- classic covers would be improved by being an original song and all the original indie rock Christmas songs would be improved by not being about Christmas
December 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I do wonder what the motivation was for Giovanni, a hardened criminal and Mafia Don to make the vanguard of defending his organization, two incredibly flamboyant 20 somethings (?)
December 6, 2025 at 9:18 PM