Minnesotan Kaiju
@whisperingpines.bsky.social
Leftist, He/him
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🎶 I have emotional motion smoothing
How do I turn this fucking thing to off
How do I turn this fucking thing to off
Bruce Wayne is definitely on the Epstein list
December 8, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Bruce Wayne is definitely on the Epstein list
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Mark Kelly here, reaching out one more time to test how many fake spam numbers you will allow me to text you from before you decide to block an American space hero
December 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Mark Kelly here, reaching out one more time to test how many fake spam numbers you will allow me to text you from before you decide to block an American space hero
Has Pete hegseth ever read a book
December 8, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Has Pete hegseth ever read a book
It's crazy to think about how 9/11 could have been avoided if we just had fewer seed oils in our diet. Those passengers would have been able to easily overpower the hijackers
Anyone have a theory on the administration's sudden obsession with Franklin the turtle?
December 8, 2025 at 1:22 AM
It's crazy to think about how 9/11 could have been avoided if we just had fewer seed oils in our diet. Those passengers would have been able to easily overpower the hijackers
"Complete the mythic cycle of BoTW by EMBODYING the Hylian archetype. The Hero with the Sword voluntarily DESCENDS into the shrine--confronting the LIMINAL chaos of the gloom. It’s not a game, it’s a map of Campbellian structure."
- if Jordan Peterson wrote game reviews
- if Jordan Peterson wrote game reviews
December 8, 2025 at 1:15 AM
"Complete the mythic cycle of BoTW by EMBODYING the Hylian archetype. The Hero with the Sword voluntarily DESCENDS into the shrine--confronting the LIMINAL chaos of the gloom. It’s not a game, it’s a map of Campbellian structure."
- if Jordan Peterson wrote game reviews
- if Jordan Peterson wrote game reviews
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Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star wars or Star Trek, lotr or marvel, Disney or Pixar.
[This specific Bond movie, my dad had it on laser disc and I was enamored with the set design]
[This specific Bond movie, my dad had it on laser disc and I was enamored with the set design]
December 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star wars or Star Trek, lotr or marvel, Disney or Pixar.
[This specific Bond movie, my dad had it on laser disc and I was enamored with the set design]
[This specific Bond movie, my dad had it on laser disc and I was enamored with the set design]
Did anyone here ever play the video game No One Lives Forever?
I think one of the best video games of all time
I think one of the best video games of all time
December 8, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Did anyone here ever play the video game No One Lives Forever?
I think one of the best video games of all time
I think one of the best video games of all time
The fact that automated metal milling machines are called CNC is funny no matter how many times the joke is made
December 8, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The fact that automated metal milling machines are called CNC is funny no matter how many times the joke is made
I personally think that people with a praise kink should be lauded and people with humiliation kink should be ashamed of themselves
December 7, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I personally think that people with a praise kink should be lauded and people with humiliation kink should be ashamed of themselves
Qtp with a ship that makes you happy
December 7, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Qtp with a ship that makes you happy
Everybody has that "hear me out" attraction but one time in an art history class someone described the image on the shroud of Turin as transcendently attractive and masculine
December 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Everybody has that "hear me out" attraction but one time in an art history class someone described the image on the shroud of Turin as transcendently attractive and masculine
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Dementia Patient’s Family Keeps Ripping Her Away From Idyllic World Of 1950s https://theonion.com/dementia-patient-s-family-keeps-ripping-her-away-from-i-1819578494/
December 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Dementia Patient’s Family Keeps Ripping Her Away From Idyllic World Of 1950s https://theonion.com/dementia-patient-s-family-keeps-ripping-her-away-from-i-1819578494/
Baby boomers on Facebook post like
"I had a stroke"
And that's it that's the whole status update
"I had a stroke"
And that's it that's the whole status update
December 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Baby boomers on Facebook post like
"I had a stroke"
And that's it that's the whole status update
"I had a stroke"
And that's it that's the whole status update
Post your favorite lotr character. Wrong answers only.
December 7, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Post your favorite lotr character. Wrong answers only.
They should move the Vatican away from Italy because the pope keeps getting tomato sauce on his white vestments
December 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
They should move the Vatican away from Italy because the pope keeps getting tomato sauce on his white vestments
This is my favorite onion article I think of all time
Solitary Crow On Fence Post Portending Doom, Analysts Warn
GREELEY, NE—Experts confirmed Monday that a single black crow perched ominously on a fence post in rural Nebraska is almost certainly a harbinger of great doom and despair for all Americans.
theonion.com
December 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
This is my favorite onion article I think of all time
It is always morally correct to cuckold a federal agent
December 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
It is always morally correct to cuckold a federal agent
"oh yeah how do you plan to pay for universal health care?"
Pffff.... MeUndies ads obviously
Pffff.... MeUndies ads obviously
December 7, 2025 at 6:56 PM
"oh yeah how do you plan to pay for universal health care?"
Pffff.... MeUndies ads obviously
Pffff.... MeUndies ads obviously
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this is just wrong
December 7, 2025 at 5:46 PM
this is just wrong
A DM from an only fans model in St Paul by millennial Tom Waits
December 7, 2025 at 5:18 PM
A DM from an only fans model in St Paul by millennial Tom Waits
A man goes to the doctor and says that he's depressed. The doctor says go see Joe Rogan film his new special and you will be so glad that you're not such an unfunny, ignorant, stupid piece of shit that you'll feel better.
And the guy turns to the doctor and says but I am Joe Rogan
And the guy turns to the doctor and says but I am Joe Rogan
December 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
A man goes to the doctor and says that he's depressed. The doctor says go see Joe Rogan film his new special and you will be so glad that you're not such an unfunny, ignorant, stupid piece of shit that you'll feel better.
And the guy turns to the doctor and says but I am Joe Rogan
And the guy turns to the doctor and says but I am Joe Rogan
Sliding into her DMs like
December 7, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Sliding into her DMs like