Minnesotan Kaiju
@whisperingpines.bsky.social
Leftist, He/him
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🎶 I have emotional motion smoothing
How do I turn this fucking thing to off
How do I turn this fucking thing to off
Qtp with a ship that makes you happy
December 7, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Qtp with a ship that makes you happy
Everybody has that "hear me out" attraction but one time in an art history class someone described the image on the shroud of Turin as transcendently attractive and masculine
December 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Everybody has that "hear me out" attraction but one time in an art history class someone described the image on the shroud of Turin as transcendently attractive and masculine
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Dementia Patient’s Family Keeps Ripping Her Away From Idyllic World Of 1950s https://theonion.com/dementia-patient-s-family-keeps-ripping-her-away-from-i-1819578494/
December 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Dementia Patient’s Family Keeps Ripping Her Away From Idyllic World Of 1950s https://theonion.com/dementia-patient-s-family-keeps-ripping-her-away-from-i-1819578494/
Baby boomers on Facebook post like
"I had a stroke"
And that's it that's the whole status update
"I had a stroke"
And that's it that's the whole status update
December 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Baby boomers on Facebook post like
"I had a stroke"
And that's it that's the whole status update
"I had a stroke"
And that's it that's the whole status update
Post your favorite lotr character. Wrong answers only.
December 7, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Post your favorite lotr character. Wrong answers only.
They should move the Vatican away from Italy because the pope keeps getting tomato sauce on his white vestments
December 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
They should move the Vatican away from Italy because the pope keeps getting tomato sauce on his white vestments
This is my favorite onion article I think of all time
Solitary Crow On Fence Post Portending Doom, Analysts Warn
GREELEY, NE—Experts confirmed Monday that a single black crow perched ominously on a fence post in rural Nebraska is almost certainly a harbinger of great doom and despair for all Americans.
theonion.com
December 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
This is my favorite onion article I think of all time
It is always morally correct to cuckold a federal agent
December 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
It is always morally correct to cuckold a federal agent
"oh yeah how do you plan to pay for universal health care?"
Pffff.... MeUndies ads obviously
Pffff.... MeUndies ads obviously
December 7, 2025 at 6:56 PM
"oh yeah how do you plan to pay for universal health care?"
Pffff.... MeUndies ads obviously
Pffff.... MeUndies ads obviously
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this is just wrong
December 7, 2025 at 5:46 PM
this is just wrong
A DM from an only fans model in St Paul by millennial Tom Waits
December 7, 2025 at 5:18 PM
A DM from an only fans model in St Paul by millennial Tom Waits
A man goes to the doctor and says that he's depressed. The doctor says go see Joe Rogan film his new special and you will be so glad that you're not such an unfunny, ignorant, stupid piece of shit that you'll feel better.
And the guy turns to the doctor and says but I am Joe Rogan
And the guy turns to the doctor and says but I am Joe Rogan
December 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
A man goes to the doctor and says that he's depressed. The doctor says go see Joe Rogan film his new special and you will be so glad that you're not such an unfunny, ignorant, stupid piece of shit that you'll feel better.
And the guy turns to the doctor and says but I am Joe Rogan
And the guy turns to the doctor and says but I am Joe Rogan
Sliding into her DMs like
December 7, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Sliding into her DMs like
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Took me a second to get it LOL
December 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Took me a second to get it LOL
Florence 9:1
Happiness, it has been whispered. You have run with the hounds of pursuit, and grown weary in the chase for that which cannot satisfy.
Lay down your heavy yoke, lay down. For the days of the dogs are over, the dog days are done. The horses you have clung to, they are now approaching.
Happiness, it has been whispered. You have run with the hounds of pursuit, and grown weary in the chase for that which cannot satisfy.
Lay down your heavy yoke, lay down. For the days of the dogs are over, the dog days are done. The horses you have clung to, they are now approaching.
December 7, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Florence 9:1
Happiness, it has been whispered. You have run with the hounds of pursuit, and grown weary in the chase for that which cannot satisfy.
Lay down your heavy yoke, lay down. For the days of the dogs are over, the dog days are done. The horses you have clung to, they are now approaching.
Happiness, it has been whispered. You have run with the hounds of pursuit, and grown weary in the chase for that which cannot satisfy.
Lay down your heavy yoke, lay down. For the days of the dogs are over, the dog days are done. The horses you have clung to, they are now approaching.
I would absolutely play Beatles: tactics
December 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I would absolutely play Beatles: tactics
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