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the answer to your question is someone thought it would be cheaper to do it that way

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Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · Jul 31

@QVT
Welcome To Gamestop Says Dad As He Turns My Nintendo
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9:18 PM • 2011-05-10

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𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙠 @winterk.bsky.social · 14d

I don't know who convinced America'a children they have no future but we're gonna torture them until we sort all this out. Forever, if we have to.

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shit whistle @guntoucher.bsky.social · 14d

BRUCE WAYNE: alfred... i need to understand crime. i need to go to bhutanese prison

ALFRED: havent you had an ivy league education master wayne

BRUCE WAYNE: what poisons the heart of man enough to steal an apple

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 15d

everybody who said i'd neither the courage nor intellect to buy two different kinds of weed at the weed store got pretty quiet all the sudden

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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 15d

General: (on radio) Your weapons are powered by the guilt you feel over your dead wife. By harnessing Silent Hill’s fog energy you can unlock new Guilt Battle Stances. I’m marking a deposit of Guiltonium on your minimap

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 15d

😀: girlfriend watching me type "how to get rid of negative traits"

🫩: seeing me add "xcom 2 soldier"

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i.m. zumphry @zumphry.com · 1h

Need $274 within the week to pay my (overdue) internet bill, and once again need to start saving for groceries!

Please help if you can by sharing or donating! Thank you!

i.m. zumphry @zumphry.com · 19d

Hi all, unfortunately I still need to beg for help to survive the next month. "Only" $2000 this month, with part to save for a vet visit next month.

Need $1175 by the 1st for rent.

Please help by sharing or donating, if you're able to.

www.gofundme.com/f/2000-neede...
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ko-fi.com/zumphry/goal...

Donate to $2000 needed to get Pooh (and me) through October 2025, organized by Zayne Humphrey-Taylor

Hi everyone. I’ve more or less given up on everythin… Zayne Humphrey-Taylor needs your support for $2000 needed to get Pooh (and me) through October 2025

www.gofundme.com

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Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · Jul 15

This still kills me every time I see it

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Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · Jul 23

all my exes live in .exes

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Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · Dec 12

my wife just fucked up big time and said "out-died" instead of "outside" while talking just now so looks like i have MY project for the month

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Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 7h

lilith kills u
@deathcarpets.bsky.social
cleaning your sink drain rules because you get to kinda CSI what you've been doing with your sink the last few months. apparently i've been giving sink baths to the chupacabra and puking black ichor
August 28, 2024 at 11:20 AM

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Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 7h

Turducken Lowery
@kenlowery.bsky.social
I didn't have the words to express it at the time, but growing up I definitely thought of Gary Busey as Nick Nolte's Wario
August 18, 2024 at 11:16 PM

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Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 7h

Alex Blechman
@alexblechman.bsky.social
The multiverse of infinite dimensions is a top tier premise, but I fear it's becoming standard. We should also tell stories where there are exactly 5 universes and 3 of them are weird

A lot of classic sci-fi/fantasy is "The five realms are Earth, Hell, Worse Hell, The Living Pagoda, and ClockZone"
August 30, 2024 at 5:19 PM

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Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 7h

tom
@tomwalker.bsky.social
one hundred dollars. nothing could be better, no? two hundred dollars. spoke too soon, didn't we?
"mothers don't make fools, haste does." - Tom Walker
November 17, 2024 at 12:09 AM

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Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 7h

ceej
@ceej.online
the winds have brought me ill tidings (blew a bunch of shit into my yard)
August 26, 2024 at 11:36 PM

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Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 4h

proposed windfarm public consultation

🏰meg⚔️ @Birthright Audiobook! @impavid.us · 3d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.

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Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 5h

got the name all picked out for my next large adult doink: tharagavverug

Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · Oct 13

please pray for my two large adult doinks, La Bomba and Gorrister, whomst i have just accidentally dropped into a hot couch,

Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · Aug 10

How Canadians Argue Today:

Wife: cool how theres 4 strains of weed in our weird faded wood jewelry box in 2023 and none are for big ole doinks in Amish. Normal World

Husband: wow its almost like those are my self-care weeds and arent meant for huge joints????????? but ok go off

Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 6h

so happy to hear this. all caitlings knew you would bring your light to the people in your next role, and here you are doing the damn thing, day zero

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Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · Feb 16

tfw you are reminded it is a holiday monday tomorrow

sunday scary skeleton fucking owned by holiday monday

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Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 18h

real sad what happened to cody

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Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · Jun 9

what you want to do is strike on saturday night, while the churchos are out committing the final and most heinous weekly sins that they think they will be annihilating with conspicuous donation today

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