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When the going gets tough, the tough get growing
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The only time I experience racism is ordering Indian food when they say "how spicy, 1-5" and I say "5" and they say "five?"
December 6, 2025 at 5:56 AM
The only time I experience racism is ordering Indian food when they say "how spicy, 1-5" and I say "5" and they say "five?"
I don't think everything's been this weird before. Unprecedented strangeness imo.
December 6, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I don't think everything's been this weird before. Unprecedented strangeness imo.
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Unfortunately, time also ravages me, a sweet boy without malice!
September 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Unfortunately, time also ravages me, a sweet boy without malice!
Frantically explaining to a group that I wasn't being creepy, I was "doing Blue Velvet" but they don't understand
December 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Frantically explaining to a group that I wasn't being creepy, I was "doing Blue Velvet" but they don't understand
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Friends should anoint each other with fragrant oils for Christmas
December 5, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Friends should anoint each other with fragrant oils for Christmas
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Having a son and naming him Ærthwyrme
December 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Having a son and naming him Ærthwyrme
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turning my hat around to get face deep in some spaghetti
December 1, 2025 at 4:34 AM
turning my hat around to get face deep in some spaghetti
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If I have to boycott every evil media conglomerate, how am I gonna watch my stories
December 5, 2025 at 1:45 PM
If I have to boycott every evil media conglomerate, how am I gonna watch my stories
Bluesky profiles should let you list an emergency contact
December 5, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Bluesky profiles should let you list an emergency contact
Good morning Current Events Enjoyers
December 5, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Good morning Current Events Enjoyers
I set up the coffee maker to brew automatically in the morning and held my breath the whole time to avoid becoming aroused by the scent of coffee.
December 5, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I set up the coffee maker to brew automatically in the morning and held my breath the whole time to avoid becoming aroused by the scent of coffee.
Do you validate parking? Great. Do you validate people?
December 5, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Do you validate parking? Great. Do you validate people?
When you click "schedule send" and the first option says "This Morning - 8AM" 💀
December 5, 2025 at 6:03 AM
When you click "schedule send" and the first option says "This Morning - 8AM" 💀
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If dave Thomas had your attitude when he was starting Wendy’s we’d still be eating circles
December 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
If dave Thomas had your attitude when he was starting Wendy’s we’d still be eating circles
When someone self-identifies as a Lord of The Rings fan, I put my hand on their shoulder and say "we know"
December 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM
When someone self-identifies as a Lord of The Rings fan, I put my hand on their shoulder and say "we know"
Manufacturing shrinks? Good, we're gonna need em!
December 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Manufacturing shrinks? Good, we're gonna need em!
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I'm never truly alone in my shop 😭
December 4, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I'm never truly alone in my shop 😭
You ever do the old "selfie-cam flat on the desk to see your monitor ports" trick? That's a good one.
December 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
You ever do the old "selfie-cam flat on the desk to see your monitor ports" trick? That's a good one.
Isotoner - super weird name for a glove. Nobody questions it.
December 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Isotoner - super weird name for a glove. Nobody questions it.
I'll believe the computer is generating art when I hear it say "I should have gotten a degree in finance"
December 4, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I'll believe the computer is generating art when I hear it say "I should have gotten a degree in finance"
The Air Wick commercial where the lady's friends come over and immediately take a huge whiff of her house is wild
December 4, 2025 at 7:26 AM
The Air Wick commercial where the lady's friends come over and immediately take a huge whiff of her house is wild
I went to my house and none of the cats knew you
December 4, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I went to my house and none of the cats knew you
Sucks to look up a billionaire and learn all they did was make Netscape Navigator
December 4, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Sucks to look up a billionaire and learn all they did was make Netscape Navigator