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i'm going to be real with you software, i know i said i would try that new feature later, but you put me on the spot by not giving me another option. i will never try that feature

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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 17h

probably bored

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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 19h

[to mafia thugs extorting me in a “protection” racket] excuse me, but you took an oath to protect me

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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 21h

people love to laugh*

*people on bluesky do not love to laugh

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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 21h

whoever invented letting stuff go off to make it tastier was cooking with that

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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 21h

by the property of you are what you eat they are your lunch now

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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 1d

(Showing you some annoying shit that sucks ass) and would you believe a computer made this all by itself?

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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 1d

it will reform even more spectacularly

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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 1d

bro you have GOT to come check out this cloud formation

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Gupp @kenny-loggoff.bsky.social · 1d

i call this dish bean dinner and like to serve it on dates and spill it all over us so we have to take a shower but joke is my shower only beans come out

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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 1d

captured your likeness perfectly

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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 1d

i can never work out if 4 people did it first or 10000 is worse

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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 1d

i don't believe you should be able to come up with my post before me sorry

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