let's do good cop crab cop
November 21, 2025 at 5:07 AM
let's do good cop crab cop
there's nothing in the food safety code that says a dog can't make ramen
November 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
there's nothing in the food safety code that says a dog can't make ramen
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that’s absolutely right Alex 🗣️🗣️🗣️
November 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
that’s absolutely right Alex 🗣️🗣️🗣️
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typing my whole resume into the WebMD searchbar
November 21, 2025 at 3:55 AM
typing my whole resume into the WebMD searchbar
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i say goodbye to my old self and then we both walk the same way to our cars
November 20, 2025 at 5:22 PM
i say goodbye to my old self and then we both walk the same way to our cars
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i find myself getting lost in your eyes. there are no exits. not sure how i got here in the first place. it’s been weeks. no food or water, but i can hear the minotaur
November 20, 2025 at 12:27 PM
i find myself getting lost in your eyes. there are no exits. not sure how i got here in the first place. it’s been weeks. no food or water, but i can hear the minotaur
ask your doctor what the fuck is his problem
November 20, 2025 at 6:23 PM
ask your doctor what the fuck is his problem
i will never consider the following
November 20, 2025 at 3:49 AM
i will never consider the following
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i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
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ppl are way too obsessed with individualism and then become overly nihilistic when they find out just how insignificant they are in the grand scheme of things like yeah man maybe that should encourage you to be more cooperative and empathetic in solving problems
November 19, 2025 at 4:54 AM
ppl are way too obsessed with individualism and then become overly nihilistic when they find out just how insignificant they are in the grand scheme of things like yeah man maybe that should encourage you to be more cooperative and empathetic in solving problems
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i love that saying about god laugh at our plans thats why i dont make plans i make moves
November 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
i love that saying about god laugh at our plans thats why i dont make plans i make moves
breakfast is a gateway drug to harder meals, such as lunch
November 19, 2025 at 6:53 PM
breakfast is a gateway drug to harder meals, such as lunch
fellas is it au fait to be knowledgeable
November 19, 2025 at 6:48 PM
fellas is it au fait to be knowledgeable
as a shameshifter i can take the form of your most embarrassing moments
November 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
as a shameshifter i can take the form of your most embarrassing moments
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every bone in my body broke because they shipped my voodoo doll without packing peanuts
November 19, 2025 at 4:55 AM
every bone in my body broke because they shipped my voodoo doll without packing peanuts
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i think the ouroboros is probably just an idiot
November 19, 2025 at 5:21 AM
i think the ouroboros is probably just an idiot
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don't be fooled. the epstein files are meant to distract you from the fact that orbs are now on mobile
November 19, 2025 at 3:56 AM
don't be fooled. the epstein files are meant to distract you from the fact that orbs are now on mobile
first date idea: midnight jan 1, 1970
November 19, 2025 at 4:52 AM
first date idea: midnight jan 1, 1970
the most attractive thing a man can do is be made of ambergris
November 19, 2025 at 4:43 AM
the most attractive thing a man can do is be made of ambergris
i have the unenviable task of purging jealousy from my heart
November 19, 2025 at 12:17 AM
i have the unenviable task of purging jealousy from my heart
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Lemme get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh desire
November 18, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Lemme get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh desire
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Wait a minute, these are the Geoffrey Epstein files
November 18, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Wait a minute, these are the Geoffrey Epstein files
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horny for a fresh start
November 17, 2025 at 4:26 PM
horny for a fresh start
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if your dad smiles he's gay
November 18, 2025 at 11:46 PM
if your dad smiles he's gay