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watching a bunch of videos of a guy rolling cigars to help me fall asleep. i love watching fine craftspeople put loving care into their trade, but this shit is ass
November 29, 2025 at 7:00 AM
watching a bunch of videos of a guy rolling cigars to help me fall asleep. i love watching fine craftspeople put loving care into their trade, but this shit is ass
today is black saturday and tomorrow is black sabbath ha ha. have you ever struck a bicyclist with a moving vehicle?
November 29, 2025 at 6:50 AM
today is black saturday and tomorrow is black sabbath ha ha. have you ever struck a bicyclist with a moving vehicle?
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To my aunts who said I’d be a real heartbreaker: WRONG.
November 29, 2025 at 5:06 AM
To my aunts who said I’d be a real heartbreaker: WRONG.
i'm going to migrate this year if it's not too late
November 29, 2025 at 6:44 AM
i'm going to migrate this year if it's not too late
i'm the guy who drew up all the state lines. i'm almost 300 years old
November 29, 2025 at 6:41 AM
i'm the guy who drew up all the state lines. i'm almost 300 years old
try 'i dont know' if you're not sure
November 29, 2025 at 6:22 AM
try 'i dont know' if you're not sure
sen sen sen's ability
November 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
sen sen sen's ability
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You a cracker guy? We got soda, club, you name it. We got townhouse.
November 29, 2025 at 2:34 AM
You a cracker guy? We got soda, club, you name it. We got townhouse.
mail order sweetie pie
November 29, 2025 at 12:29 AM
mail order sweetie pie
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I had a dream my toilet was replaced with a new toilet that wasnt really any different than my old one. when i woke up i was disappointed, for reasons i don't understand
November 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I had a dream my toilet was replaced with a new toilet that wasnt really any different than my old one. when i woke up i was disappointed, for reasons i don't understand
chicken of the heart
November 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
chicken of the heart
we're getting rid of the calendar and coming up with a new name for every day as it comes. today is gruvsday
November 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
we're getting rid of the calendar and coming up with a new name for every day as it comes. today is gruvsday
today is to american thanksgiving as the day after christmas is to christmas
November 28, 2025 at 10:58 PM
today is to american thanksgiving as the day after christmas is to christmas
bury me in the special cemetery with all the other eagle scouts
November 28, 2025 at 10:51 PM
bury me in the special cemetery with all the other eagle scouts
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I made a campaign poster. Am i too late
November 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I made a campaign poster. Am i too late
Trending - Zip Code bot
November 28, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Trending - Zip Code bot
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It bears mentioning that some who wander are lost AF.
November 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
It bears mentioning that some who wander are lost AF.
non-lost wanderers are always yapping about it
November 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM
non-lost wanderers are always yapping about it
clipping nightylamp articles from back issues of the economist
November 28, 2025 at 9:34 PM
clipping nightylamp articles from back issues of the economist
i sleep in a big drum of salt i'm gonna live forever
November 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
i sleep in a big drum of salt i'm gonna live forever
i'm going to be the last person to die of the common cold
November 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
i'm going to be the last person to die of the common cold
that one's more like an "anecdon't" lol. jk i just thought that would sound cool. sorry about your aunt
November 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
that one's more like an "anecdon't" lol. jk i just thought that would sound cool. sorry about your aunt