little lamb
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In 1977 a heavenly being spoke to me about a head injury that I sustained in 1968
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I’m shipping off to Boston rum pa pum pum
January 23, 2024 at 9:34 AM
I’m shipping off to Boston rum pa pum pum
Eminem: I never meant to give you munchrooms girl
Proof: munchrooms
Bizarre: munchrooms
(Kon Artis has renamed D12 ‘Munchrooms’)
Proof: munchrooms
Bizarre: munchrooms
(Kon Artis has renamed D12 ‘Munchrooms’)
November 28, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Eminem: I never meant to give you munchrooms girl
Proof: munchrooms
Bizarre: munchrooms
(Kon Artis has renamed D12 ‘Munchrooms’)
Proof: munchrooms
Bizarre: munchrooms
(Kon Artis has renamed D12 ‘Munchrooms’)
Nutcracker suite be like bum buhbuhbuh bum bum buh buh buh. Nobody asked you!
November 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Nutcracker suite be like bum buhbuhbuh bum bum buh buh buh. Nobody asked you!
Thanksgiving ethnographer here; some cousins do that on their cousins walk. You just have to pray that no one gets pregnant and drown the baby if they do
November 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Thanksgiving ethnographer here; some cousins do that on their cousins walk. You just have to pray that no one gets pregnant and drown the baby if they do
(guy who thinks cousins walk means jacking off) nah I’m all good man I did cousins walk twice last night and once in the car on the way over here
November 27, 2025 at 11:26 PM
(guy who thinks cousins walk means jacking off) nah I’m all good man I did cousins walk twice last night and once in the car on the way over here
Why do people always think I was homeschooled. I went to regular public school I just treated everyone there like they were my parents
November 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Why do people always think I was homeschooled. I went to regular public school I just treated everyone there like they were my parents
It’s not fisting unless you’re alive for it. Those turkeys are stealing valor
November 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
It’s not fisting unless you’re alive for it. Those turkeys are stealing valor
Breastfed baby screaming at an iPad to get its milk to come in
November 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Breastfed baby screaming at an iPad to get its milk to come in
Reminder: stick that turkey back in the freezer. Better luck next year
November 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Reminder: stick that turkey back in the freezer. Better luck next year
Went home from cousins walk alone again. All I want is to meet a nice girl and settle down..
November 27, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Went home from cousins walk alone again. All I want is to meet a nice girl and settle down..
Only 12 more hours until I can finally retweet my Christmas joke
November 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Only 12 more hours until I can finally retweet my Christmas joke
If 100 tampons is enough to absorb all the blood from an exploded woman then nasa was right to ask sally ride that
November 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
If 100 tampons is enough to absorb all the blood from an exploded woman then nasa was right to ask sally ride that
Halftime show producer: ok and how many guitars do you think you’ll need? Probably just one right?
Jack white: just one? Just one?! Would you send a woman astronaut to space with just one hundred tampons??
Jack white: just one? Just one?! Would you send a woman astronaut to space with just one hundred tampons??
November 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Halftime show producer: ok and how many guitars do you think you’ll need? Probably just one right?
Jack white: just one? Just one?! Would you send a woman astronaut to space with just one hundred tampons??
Jack white: just one? Just one?! Would you send a woman astronaut to space with just one hundred tampons??
Damn jimmy fallon shreds he should wear a leather jacket and have long oily hair all the time
November 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Damn jimmy fallon shreds he should wear a leather jacket and have long oily hair all the time
It’s actually cool that they’re ruining everything. It stops us from stagnating
November 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
It’s actually cool that they’re ruining everything. It stops us from stagnating
hey siri does Alan Dershowitz play an instrument
November 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
hey siri does Alan Dershowitz play an instrument
Say what you will about the pied piper of Hamelin, he was an absolute pleasure to work with compared to some of today’s child traffickers
November 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Say what you will about the pied piper of Hamelin, he was an absolute pleasure to work with compared to some of today’s child traffickers
Medieval Dennys be like Pied Piper over My Ham-lin
November 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Medieval Dennys be like Pied Piper over My Ham-lin
Remember how they got ai to complete Keith Haring’s haunting final piece Unfinished? That job should have gone to a real artist
November 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Remember how they got ai to complete Keith Haring’s haunting final piece Unfinished? That job should have gone to a real artist
So you want to build an altar on a summer night?
You want to learn the facts off of a Snapple cap
You want to learn the facts off of a Snapple cap
November 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
So you want to build an altar on a summer night?
You want to learn the facts off of a Snapple cap
You want to learn the facts off of a Snapple cap
Do you think the apostrophe in the middle of ma’am is a nepo baby or something? Get a real job
November 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Do you think the apostrophe in the middle of ma’am is a nepo baby or something? Get a real job
Ma’am would you mind settling an argument between me and my phone
November 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Ma’am would you mind settling an argument between me and my phone
Let’s all go around the table and say something racist. I’ll start; Italians have tails. Disgusting ones like possums
November 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Let’s all go around the table and say something racist. I’ll start; Italians have tails. Disgusting ones like possums
We are the daughters of the witches who stayed plump
November 27, 2025 at 5:51 PM
We are the daughters of the witches who stayed plump
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my family is taking turn spraying me down with a garden hose today
November 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
my family is taking turn spraying me down with a garden hose today