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little lamb

@puddleofbrain.bsky.social

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In 1977 a heavenly being spoke to me about a head injury that I sustained in 1968

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 11m

Learned recently that my mom was diagnosed with schizophrenia but I don’t think that’s quite right

little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 14m

In people with albinism is blood considered a scab

little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 18m

I heard he uses fake albinos in his wealth potion I heard he just paints a normal guy white

little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 36m

I don’t have nostalgia because my parents made me eat nothing but vegetables and the only movie I was allowed to watch was Babe but good luck with that

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 41m

It’s 1998. Mom is letting you stay up late and watch the new fire and dad is on his way home with mastodon. Later when they go to sleep you’ll dog up the family fertility goddess statuette and masturbate to it until you drift away into a dreamless slumber. You’ll never be this happy again

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 47m

I have a parasocial relationship with one of the fertility goddess statuettes I follow on instagram but it’s not the one you think

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 58m

@jubilee

little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 1h

If the soft spot in my skull ever hardens up I’m going to start picking fights

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 1h

Who would win in a fight the soft spot on a baby’s head or a wolf

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 1h

1000 green berets vs the soft spot in a baby’s head

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 2h

(on the up part of the Ferris wheel) oh this reminds me of when I was young. Many fond memories
(on the down part of a Ferris wheel) what…… is happening

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 10h

Mine aren’t that old but it’s still blowing my mind

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 10h

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Graduation (Friends Foreve
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 10h

I work in a movie theater and all my coworkers are so much older than me that they’re not familiar with the song graduation by vitamin c. Cool economy.

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 10h

Bro thinks joie de vivre is a drag artist

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 11h

Every other color of man can have a blimpys when they turn 70

little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 11h

I think about Cain and Abel all the time but it’s not for smart person reasons I just like the idea of one guy killing another guy with a rock

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 11h

Guy who thinks the world is a mirror: my mirror is broken

little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 11h

Every white man in America should get a subway franchise when he turns 35

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 11h

No country with 20,000 subway franchises has ever had a color revolution

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 11h

One more protest guys. Got a good feeling about this one

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 12h

Pinkerton was originally set during imperial Japan but ultimately rivers cuomo decided that teenage girls were a bit too mature for him then so they made it modern

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 12h

Weezer should make woke Pinkerton

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 12h

Gym you rob

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 12h

My allen whistle necklace I got oft the internet
Wanna go lift at Sam's?
Nah I gotta work at 11
Alien rape whistle
Puts me in high rank in their system of authority
I've also been eating more alien like food
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Checking out their art
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