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How do we put this is terms you understand... okay basically the Goofus in the couple gets to be chancellor in bed and Gallant is usually the functionary
February 9, 2026 at 7:20 AM
How do we put this is terms you understand... okay basically the Goofus in the couple gets to be chancellor in bed and Gallant is usually the functionary
How do couples decide who gets to be the chancellor during sex and who has to be the wretched functionary
February 9, 2026 at 7:11 AM
How do couples decide who gets to be the chancellor during sex and who has to be the wretched functionary
I wish I could afford wet food for every meal
February 9, 2026 at 7:05 AM
I wish I could afford wet food for every meal
Spent 15 minutes looking at all the different Luna bar flavors and imagining how good they would taste then choked down a protein bar for men and went to sleep
February 9, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Spent 15 minutes looking at all the different Luna bar flavors and imagining how good they would taste then choked down a protein bar for men and went to sleep
God: let’s do one last animal…. I calm him man
Angel: oh nice it can hang out with all the other ones
God: no this one’s lonely lol
Angel: oh nice it can hang out with all the other ones
God: no this one’s lonely lol
February 9, 2026 at 6:00 AM
God: let’s do one last animal…. I calm him man
Angel: oh nice it can hang out with all the other ones
God: no this one’s lonely lol
Angel: oh nice it can hang out with all the other ones
God: no this one’s lonely lol
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she died doing what she loved: microwaving a ton of silverware
February 9, 2026 at 5:42 AM
she died doing what she loved: microwaving a ton of silverware
The microwave……. I must have her
February 9, 2026 at 5:39 AM
The microwave……. I must have her
I think more about the microwave than most people think about their families
February 9, 2026 at 5:38 AM
I think more about the microwave than most people think about their families
Hey siri Jefferey Epstein nerds gummy clusters commercial
February 9, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Hey siri Jefferey Epstein nerds gummy clusters commercial
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(voice quavering) you probably won't like me when i'm sad
February 9, 2026 at 12:05 AM
(voice quavering) you probably won't like me when i'm sad
Who cries about something so incredibly funny?
February 8, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Who cries about something so incredibly funny?
If you kidnapped Savannah guthries mom then you have a fiduciary duty to your shareholders to seek out the highest ransom possible
February 8, 2026 at 8:45 PM
If you kidnapped Savannah guthries mom then you have a fiduciary duty to your shareholders to seek out the highest ransom possible
If all of my followers just contributed $505 we could outbid Savannah Guthrie for her mom
February 8, 2026 at 8:43 PM
If all of my followers just contributed $505 we could outbid Savannah Guthrie for her mom
I used to think you were like a dog but now I realize you’re more of a very loyal hamster
February 8, 2026 at 8:06 PM
I used to think you were like a dog but now I realize you’re more of a very loyal hamster
I don’t agree with everyone my buddy who definitely definitely has CTE votes for but I do agree with his decision not to annihilate his family. Yet.
February 8, 2026 at 7:54 PM
I don’t agree with everyone my buddy who definitely definitely has CTE votes for but I do agree with his decision not to annihilate his family. Yet.
Paul Westerberg making the rest of the mats leave the studio so he could record a front facing video complaining about his coffee shop experience
February 8, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Paul Westerberg making the rest of the mats leave the studio so he could record a front facing video complaining about his coffee shop experience
I hate the coffee shop
February 8, 2026 at 7:11 PM
I hate the coffee shop
It’s so embarrassing to be alive
February 8, 2026 at 6:21 PM
It’s so embarrassing to be alive
Hey siri is Portland state one of the little ivies
February 8, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Hey siri is Portland state one of the little ivies
If a crow tried to attack me I would fuck it up so bad. The pope should have released me over the Vatican instead of pathetic doves
February 8, 2026 at 5:53 PM
If a crow tried to attack me I would fuck it up so bad. The pope should have released me over the Vatican instead of pathetic doves
I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have a couple jars of kimchi
February 8, 2026 at 5:11 PM
I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have a couple jars of kimchi
Valentine’s Day is coming up. Reminder to start your branding iron heating up on the coals now or your partner might just be stolen away by a rustler of love
February 8, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Valentine’s Day is coming up. Reminder to start your branding iron heating up on the coals now or your partner might just be stolen away by a rustler of love
Slather me up with your respect
February 8, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Slather me up with your respect