If you kidnapped Savannah guthries mom then you have a fiduciary duty to your shareholders to seek out the highest ransom possible
February 8, 2026 at 8:45 PM
If you kidnapped Savannah guthries mom then you have a fiduciary duty to your shareholders to seek out the highest ransom possible
If all of my followers just contributed $505 we could outbid Savannah Guthrie for her mom
February 8, 2026 at 8:43 PM
If all of my followers just contributed $505 we could outbid Savannah Guthrie for her mom
I used to think you were like a dog but now I realize you’re more of a very loyal hamster
February 8, 2026 at 8:06 PM
I used to think you were like a dog but now I realize you’re more of a very loyal hamster
I don’t agree with everyone my buddy who definitely definitely has CTE votes for but I do agree with his decision not to annihilate his family. Yet.
February 8, 2026 at 7:54 PM
I don’t agree with everyone my buddy who definitely definitely has CTE votes for but I do agree with his decision not to annihilate his family. Yet.
Paul Westerberg making the rest of the mats leave the studio so he could record a front facing video complaining about his coffee shop experience
February 8, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Paul Westerberg making the rest of the mats leave the studio so he could record a front facing video complaining about his coffee shop experience
I hate the coffee shop
February 8, 2026 at 7:11 PM
I hate the coffee shop
It’s so embarrassing to be alive
February 8, 2026 at 6:21 PM
It’s so embarrassing to be alive
Hey siri is Portland state one of the little ivies
February 8, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Hey siri is Portland state one of the little ivies
If a crow tried to attack me I would fuck it up so bad. The pope should have released me over the Vatican instead of pathetic doves
February 8, 2026 at 5:53 PM
If a crow tried to attack me I would fuck it up so bad. The pope should have released me over the Vatican instead of pathetic doves
I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have a couple jars of kimchi
February 8, 2026 at 5:11 PM
I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have a couple jars of kimchi
Valentine’s Day is coming up. Reminder to start your branding iron heating up on the coals now or your partner might just be stolen away by a rustler of love
February 8, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Valentine’s Day is coming up. Reminder to start your branding iron heating up on the coals now or your partner might just be stolen away by a rustler of love
Slather me up with your respect
February 8, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Slather me up with your respect
Kidnappers are some of our coolest criminals. They stole a person. Show some respect
February 8, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Kidnappers are some of our coolest criminals. They stole a person. Show some respect
I would just do whatever kidnappers wanted no questions asked because I would want them to think I was cool
February 8, 2026 at 4:55 PM
I would just do whatever kidnappers wanted no questions asked because I would want them to think I was cool
Six million dollars for Savannah Guthries mom is a steal
February 8, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Six million dollars for Savannah Guthries mom is a steal
Hey siri if I was small enough to have sex with the nub of a nine volt battery would I also be small enough for nine volts to kill me
February 8, 2026 at 9:08 AM
Hey siri if I was small enough to have sex with the nub of a nine volt battery would I also be small enough for nine volts to kill me
Before sedentary agriculture ruined everything you could just steal whatever you needed from a Barnes and noble
February 8, 2026 at 8:19 AM
Before sedentary agriculture ruined everything you could just steal whatever you needed from a Barnes and noble
How did people organize before QR codes
February 8, 2026 at 7:46 AM
How did people organize before QR codes
Standup comedy is inherently reactionary. Comedy that ferments in your inner darkness like kimchi is vanguardism
February 8, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Standup comedy is inherently reactionary. Comedy that ferments in your inner darkness like kimchi is vanguardism
2007 deserves a Faulkner more than the antebellum south ever did
February 8, 2026 at 12:00 AM
2007 deserves a Faulkner more than the antebellum south ever did
Hey siri aleister crowley coaching tree
February 7, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Hey siri aleister crowley coaching tree
When you put on the Amazon blue and grey you leave your personal issues in the delousing chamber. Do I make myself understood?
February 7, 2026 at 10:04 PM
When you put on the Amazon blue and grey you leave your personal issues in the delousing chamber. Do I make myself understood?