Carbon monoxide alarm keeps going off. Not really sure what to do about that so goodbye forever
February 7, 2026 at 8:40 AM
Carbon monoxide alarm keeps going off. Not really sure what to do about that so goodbye forever
If you have become comfortably numb just fill out the boilerplate paperwork please. I had a guy try to give me a song one time. Made him feel way too much lol
February 7, 2026 at 8:22 AM
If you have become comfortably numb just fill out the boilerplate paperwork please. I had a guy try to give me a song one time. Made him feel way too much lol
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Charli XCX, a woman, is bad at roman numerals 😔
Charli XCX, who is a woman, had to be taught about roman numerals by someone else ☹️
But the reason she is bad is because of her teacher 😎
But what if her teacher… was a woman? 😳
i believe we could study this through a feminist lens for all time
Charli XCX, who is a woman, had to be taught about roman numerals by someone else ☹️
But the reason she is bad is because of her teacher 😎
But what if her teacher… was a woman? 😳
i believe we could study this through a feminist lens for all time
February 7, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Charli XCX, a woman, is bad at roman numerals 😔
Charli XCX, who is a woman, had to be taught about roman numerals by someone else ☹️
But the reason she is bad is because of her teacher 😎
But what if her teacher… was a woman? 😳
i believe we could study this through a feminist lens for all time
Charli XCX, who is a woman, had to be taught about roman numerals by someone else ☹️
But the reason she is bad is because of her teacher 😎
But what if her teacher… was a woman? 😳
i believe we could study this through a feminist lens for all time
Whoever taught Charli XCX roman numerals……. bad
February 7, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Whoever taught Charli XCX roman numerals……. bad
Hot girls walk around spraying shit everywhere like a fire hydrant with a handbag
February 6, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Hot girls walk around spraying shit everywhere like a fire hydrant with a handbag
Honest Mike Tyson: I’ll fuck you till you trust me
February 6, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Honest Mike Tyson: I’ll fuck you till you trust me
Is there like a cool billionaire who smokes weed and rides a motorbike ? Because it seems like the market would be ripe for that kind of thing
February 6, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Is there like a cool billionaire who smokes weed and rides a motorbike ? Because it seems like the market would be ripe for that kind of thing
If you don’t have IBS you’re not a hot girl. Something like that
February 6, 2026 at 5:35 PM
If you don’t have IBS you’re not a hot girl. Something like that
They put a sticker on my head that says annoying but I’m going to take it off when they take their lunch break
February 6, 2026 at 5:30 PM
They put a sticker on my head that says annoying but I’m going to take it off when they take their lunch break
Took me almost five minutes this morning to put on a white t shirt with the right side out and facing the right direction 👍
February 6, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Took me almost five minutes this morning to put on a white t shirt with the right side out and facing the right direction 👍
I don’t give a fuck about any Guthrie without a guitar
February 6, 2026 at 3:46 PM
I don’t give a fuck about any Guthrie without a guitar
Can’t sleep, my screaming and war drums machine is broken
February 6, 2026 at 8:20 AM
Can’t sleep, my screaming and war drums machine is broken
People change. Try fusing two to make a shiny
February 6, 2026 at 1:18 AM
People change. Try fusing two to make a shiny
People who live in houses with names are an economic horseshoe
February 6, 2026 at 1:04 AM
People who live in houses with names are an economic horseshoe
They’re coming for the last place it’s considered socially acceptable to smear your own body waste around on yourself
February 5, 2026 at 10:50 PM
They’re coming for the last place it’s considered socially acceptable to smear your own body waste around on yourself
“There is no hope. See you guys in the mines” would be a beautiful full text for a commencement speech
February 5, 2026 at 9:54 PM
“There is no hope. See you guys in the mines” would be a beautiful full text for a commencement speech
Online therapy doesn’t work on me, I need the threat that somebody could hurt me physically to do self improvement
February 5, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Online therapy doesn’t work on me, I need the threat that somebody could hurt me physically to do self improvement
I have no mouth and I must scream sounds like an old folktale about the invention of the fart but I know it’s cyber
February 5, 2026 at 7:22 PM
I have no mouth and I must scream sounds like an old folktale about the invention of the fart but I know it’s cyber
I barely know anything about moderate to severe plaque psoriasis but I’m excited to learn
February 5, 2026 at 7:04 PM
I barely know anything about moderate to severe plaque psoriasis but I’m excited to learn
Giannis to lakers is crazy this is bullshit
February 5, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Giannis to lakers is crazy this is bullshit
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There’s literally no mice at all in it. And I think one of the men is broken
There’s literally no mice at all in it. And I think one of the men is broken
February 5, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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There’s literally no mice at all in it. And I think one of the men is broken
There’s literally no mice at all in it. And I think one of the men is broken
Is Eminem on here? Sir you need to get Tom Arnold to release the piss tape! Feels like he would respect you
February 5, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Is Eminem on here? Sir you need to get Tom Arnold to release the piss tape! Feels like he would respect you
People with eczema are so self centered. Some of us would like to watch commercials for other kinds of medication please and thanks
February 5, 2026 at 6:45 PM
People with eczema are so self centered. Some of us would like to watch commercials for other kinds of medication please and thanks
I can’t become one of those guys with opinions on all the specific journalists and opinion column writers. I’ll kill myself before I let it happen
February 5, 2026 at 6:42 PM
I can’t become one of those guys with opinions on all the specific journalists and opinion column writers. I’ll kill myself before I let it happen