You may be a lover but you ain’t no pig dog
February 12, 2026 at 8:52 PM
You may be a lover but you ain’t no pig dog
I Watched 186,000 Hours of Paramount+ To Achieve A Deeper Understanding
February 12, 2026 at 8:05 PM
I Watched 186,000 Hours of Paramount+ To Achieve A Deeper Understanding
Mandatory year of eating nothing but dinty moore and bananas after high school, for starters
February 12, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Mandatory year of eating nothing but dinty moore and bananas after high school, for starters
If sweeping illiteracy is the suicide bomb necessary to end young adult fiction so be it
February 12, 2026 at 6:37 PM
If sweeping illiteracy is the suicide bomb necessary to end young adult fiction so be it
One day a combination kfc Taco Bell collapsed and nobody came to fix it
February 12, 2026 at 6:30 PM
One day a combination kfc Taco Bell collapsed and nobody came to fix it
My pediatrician says I got wise blood
February 12, 2026 at 6:26 PM
My pediatrician says I got wise blood
12 year old in a Flannery O’Connor story: ooooo chile….. What’s coming aint going to be be like what’s been. What’s coming is something new
Me: you can’t be talking like that 12 year old in a flannery O’Connor story
Me: you can’t be talking like that 12 year old in a flannery O’Connor story
February 12, 2026 at 6:21 PM
12 year old in a Flannery O’Connor story: ooooo chile….. What’s coming aint going to be be like what’s been. What’s coming is something new
Me: you can’t be talking like that 12 year old in a flannery O’Connor story
Me: you can’t be talking like that 12 year old in a flannery O’Connor story
What’s coming aint going to be be like what’s been. What’s coming is something new
February 12, 2026 at 6:16 PM
What’s coming aint going to be be like what’s been. What’s coming is something new
Shes talking about the seasons changing
Minnesotans stood together, stared down ICE, and never blinked.
February 12, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Shes talking about the seasons changing
Silence of the lambs couldn’t take place today. No good reason to throw your cum at a lady when there’s tinder, hinge, etc readily available on your phone
February 12, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Silence of the lambs couldn’t take place today. No good reason to throw your cum at a lady when there’s tinder, hinge, etc readily available on your phone
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gaze too long into the ball pit and it may gaze back at you
February 12, 2026 at 5:40 PM
gaze too long into the ball pit and it may gaze back at you
This website is like silence of the lambs except everybody is the guy throwing his cum
February 12, 2026 at 5:41 PM
This website is like silence of the lambs except everybody is the guy throwing his cum
Don’t agree with him on everything but you have to hand it to Fuentes here. They are imp.
February 12, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Don’t agree with him on everything but you have to hand it to Fuentes here. They are imp.
Articles are like a ball pit to you guys
February 12, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Articles are like a ball pit to you guys
Every day I’m up at 8am fashioning my thoughts into a crude shiv and stabbing the first person to walk by with it
February 12, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Every day I’m up at 8am fashioning my thoughts into a crude shiv and stabbing the first person to walk by with it
Of all the machines that could be concealed in my doorbell, camera is probably last on the list. Bomb, gun, knife, Morningstar, laser beam, poison cloud, flesh eating virus, giant stone ball that crushes you. Then maaaaaaybe camera a distant ninth
February 12, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Of all the machines that could be concealed in my doorbell, camera is probably last on the list. Bomb, gun, knife, Morningstar, laser beam, poison cloud, flesh eating virus, giant stone ball that crushes you. Then maaaaaaybe camera a distant ninth
You can’t win a memory
February 12, 2026 at 4:37 PM
You can’t win a memory
I’m starting to think that the tickle monster is just an excuse for powerful men to tickle
February 12, 2026 at 4:37 PM
I’m starting to think that the tickle monster is just an excuse for powerful men to tickle
Me and my rich inner life will just be over here ticking
February 12, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Me and my rich inner life will just be over here ticking
Me and my friends I met in line to sell plasma are starting a new world together, one rooted in compassion
February 12, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Me and my friends I met in line to sell plasma are starting a new world together, one rooted in compassion
Jim Carey wants to do spirituality sooooooo bad. lol tough luck Ace
February 12, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Jim Carey wants to do spirituality sooooooo bad. lol tough luck Ace
Spirituality ruined Jim Carey. He only makes the nine divine faces now
February 12, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Spirituality ruined Jim Carey. He only makes the nine divine faces now
0-21: tummy time
21-34: drinking, carousing
34-57: regret and reflection
57-99: death
21-34: drinking, carousing
34-57: regret and reflection
57-99: death
February 11, 2026 at 11:52 PM
0-21: tummy time
21-34: drinking, carousing
34-57: regret and reflection
57-99: death
21-34: drinking, carousing
34-57: regret and reflection
57-99: death
My pee is so yellow it could start a flower
February 11, 2026 at 11:14 PM
My pee is so yellow it could start a flower
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from:puddleofbrain.bsky.social matthew perry
February 11, 2026 at 11:00 PM
from:puddleofbrain.bsky.social matthew perry