0-21: tummy time
21-34: drinking, carousing
34-57: regret and reflection
57-99: death
21-34: drinking, carousing
34-57: regret and reflection
57-99: death
February 11, 2026 at 11:52 PM
0-21: tummy time
21-34: drinking, carousing
34-57: regret and reflection
57-99: death
21-34: drinking, carousing
34-57: regret and reflection
57-99: death
My pee is so yellow it could start a flower
February 11, 2026 at 11:14 PM
My pee is so yellow it could start a flower
Reposted by little lamb
from:puddleofbrain.bsky.social matthew perry
February 11, 2026 at 11:00 PM
from:puddleofbrain.bsky.social matthew perry
Matthew Perry felt the suffering of this world too keenly
February 11, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Matthew Perry felt the suffering of this world too keenly
I have treatment resistant childlike wonder
February 11, 2026 at 10:54 PM
I have treatment resistant childlike wonder
My doctor told me to watch commercials for medications until I find one I think looks good and then text him
February 11, 2026 at 10:48 PM
My doctor told me to watch commercials for medications until I find one I think looks good and then text him
All pharmaceutical commercials: are you living with some horrible weird shit? Have you considered medicine?
February 11, 2026 at 10:46 PM
All pharmaceutical commercials: are you living with some horrible weird shit? Have you considered medicine?
If you’re still having fun in your mid 30s there should be a little man who goes around and cuts one of your arms off
February 11, 2026 at 10:31 PM
If you’re still having fun in your mid 30s there should be a little man who goes around and cuts one of your arms off
I will one hundred percent be finding the light of Islam on my deathbed btw
February 11, 2026 at 10:14 PM
I will one hundred percent be finding the light of Islam on my deathbed btw
I sit in the basement all day breathing in various smokes and fumes
February 11, 2026 at 9:52 PM
I sit in the basement all day breathing in various smokes and fumes
Social anxiety is gods way of telling you ‘enough’
February 11, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Social anxiety is gods way of telling you ‘enough’
The violence will continue until poor people can afford to go live in the woods again
February 11, 2026 at 9:49 PM
The violence will continue until poor people can afford to go live in the woods again
Thom Yorke first defecated onstage in 1985 at a Radiohead show at the Creve Coeur, Illinois VFW building near Peoria.
February 11, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Thom Yorke first defecated onstage in 1985 at a Radiohead show at the Creve Coeur, Illinois VFW building near Peoria.
Writing a song about being a creep and a weirdo is gg allin level antisocial behavior
February 11, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Writing a song about being a creep and a weirdo is gg allin level antisocial behavior
Surprising amount of Matthew Perry in the good wife and spin-offs. I think we can all draw inspiration from the fact that you can be on that many pills and still go toe to toe with chicagos brightest legal minds
February 11, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Surprising amount of Matthew Perry in the good wife and spin-offs. I think we can all draw inspiration from the fact that you can be on that many pills and still go toe to toe with chicagos brightest legal minds
Saying the words ‘I’m sick’ is worse for your immune system than drinking ten cups of opposite orange juice
February 11, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Saying the words ‘I’m sick’ is worse for your immune system than drinking ten cups of opposite orange juice
If you’re in a relationship with someone for long enough they start to look like your parents. Like if dogs skipped a generation backwards
February 11, 2026 at 8:58 PM
If you’re in a relationship with someone for long enough they start to look like your parents. Like if dogs skipped a generation backwards
It would be so embarrassing to die on a day that the sun was shining and people were going about their little lives
February 11, 2026 at 8:51 PM
It would be so embarrassing to die on a day that the sun was shining and people were going about their little lives
Not now James van der beek
February 11, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Not now James van der beek
If you ever doubt that all of our institutions are promoting historically constructed agendas clad in the armor of false objectivity just remember that in Robin Hood times the Catholic Church employed a friar who told everyone to tuck
February 11, 2026 at 8:32 PM
If you ever doubt that all of our institutions are promoting historically constructed agendas clad in the armor of false objectivity just remember that in Robin Hood times the Catholic Church employed a friar who told everyone to tuck
White supremacy is really invested in us believing that we cannot sing
February 11, 2026 at 7:57 PM
White supremacy is really invested in us believing that we cannot sing
I miss the blogspot music days. You would be like hey guys I just found a new blogspot and it’s full of these obscure Hungarian prog albums you can download and then all your friends would be like “shut up,” and “fuck you”
February 11, 2026 at 7:07 PM
I miss the blogspot music days. You would be like hey guys I just found a new blogspot and it’s full of these obscure Hungarian prog albums you can download and then all your friends would be like “shut up,” and “fuck you”
While you studied the blade I studied a smooth stone
February 11, 2026 at 6:59 PM
While you studied the blade I studied a smooth stone
Don’t believe in cold medicines. Nothing ideological, just think they’re pathetic
February 11, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Don’t believe in cold medicines. Nothing ideological, just think they’re pathetic
Cauliflower
Shallot
Chard
Chives
Cream
Pecorino
Red pepper flakes
Lemons
Something proteinous
Soap
Shallot
Chard
Chives
Cream
Pecorino
Red pepper flakes
Lemons
Something proteinous
Soap
February 11, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Cauliflower
Shallot
Chard
Chives
Cream
Pecorino
Red pepper flakes
Lemons
Something proteinous
Soap
Shallot
Chard
Chives
Cream
Pecorino
Red pepper flakes
Lemons
Something proteinous
Soap