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little lamb
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In 1977 a heavenly being spoke to me about a head injury that I sustained in 1968
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I’m shipping off to Boston rum pa pum pum
January 23, 2024 at 9:34 AM
Eminem: I never meant to give you munchrooms girl

Proof: munchrooms

Bizarre: munchrooms

(Kon Artis has renamed D12 ‘Munchrooms’)
November 28, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Nutcracker suite be like bum buhbuhbuh bum bum buh buh buh. Nobody asked you!
November 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Thanksgiving ethnographer here; some cousins do that on their cousins walk. You just have to pray that no one gets pregnant and drown the baby if they do
November 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
(guy who thinks cousins walk means jacking off) nah I’m all good man I did cousins walk twice last night and once in the car on the way over here
November 27, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Why do people always think I was homeschooled. I went to regular public school I just treated everyone there like they were my parents
November 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
It’s not fisting unless you’re alive for it. Those turkeys are stealing valor
November 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Breastfed baby screaming at an iPad to get its milk to come in
November 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Reminder: stick that turkey back in the freezer. Better luck next year
November 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Went home from cousins walk alone again. All I want is to meet a nice girl and settle down..
November 27, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Only 12 more hours until I can finally retweet my Christmas joke
November 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
If 100 tampons is enough to absorb all the blood from an exploded woman then nasa was right to ask sally ride that
November 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Halftime show producer: ok and how many guitars do you think you’ll need? Probably just one right?

Jack white: just one? Just one?! Would you send a woman astronaut to space with just one hundred tampons??
November 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Damn jimmy fallon shreds he should wear a leather jacket and have long oily hair all the time
November 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
It’s actually cool that they’re ruining everything. It stops us from stagnating
November 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
hey siri does Alan Dershowitz play an instrument
November 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Say what you will about the pied piper of Hamelin, he was an absolute pleasure to work with compared to some of today’s child traffickers
November 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Medieval Dennys be like Pied Piper over My Ham-lin
November 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Remember how they got ai to complete Keith Haring’s haunting final piece Unfinished? That job should have gone to a real artist
November 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
So you want to build an altar on a summer night?
You want to learn the facts off of a Snapple cap
November 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Do you think the apostrophe in the middle of ma’am is a nepo baby or something? Get a real job
November 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Ma’am would you mind settling an argument between me and my phone
November 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Let’s all go around the table and say something racist. I’ll start; Italians have tails. Disgusting ones like possums
November 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
We are the daughters of the witches who stayed plump
November 27, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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my family is taking turn spraying me down with a garden hose today
November 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM