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(mentally doing outstanding) i should bleach my eyebrows
i wonder if the zyn store is doing black friday
November 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
i wonder if the zyn store is doing black friday
happy white girl wednesday
November 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
happy white girl wednesday
smoking a blunt and reading skymall magazine
November 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
smoking a blunt and reading skymall magazine
(small talking) i just went stinky poop
November 28, 2025 at 4:54 PM
(small talking) i just went stinky poop
you only get one lifetime to kiss your hot cousin
November 28, 2025 at 3:40 PM
you only get one lifetime to kiss your hot cousin
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I like my Fridays how I like my coffee
November 28, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I like my Fridays how I like my coffee
(sitting her down at the breakfast table the morning after thanksgiving) i think we should see other cousins
November 28, 2025 at 2:42 PM
(sitting her down at the breakfast table the morning after thanksgiving) i think we should see other cousins
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america needs a president whos 10 feet tall 800 lbs and lives in a disgusting cave full of animal bones. snoring, scratching ass in sleep... but sleeps on a sacred gem with magical powers that they just like because its shiny. and YOU have to get it back. you sneak up and accidentally kick a bone,
November 28, 2025 at 5:33 AM
america needs a president whos 10 feet tall 800 lbs and lives in a disgusting cave full of animal bones. snoring, scratching ass in sleep... but sleeps on a sacred gem with magical powers that they just like because its shiny. and YOU have to get it back. you sneak up and accidentally kick a bone,
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getting tired on the way back from the laundry room and taking a nap in the hallway
November 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
getting tired on the way back from the laundry room and taking a nap in the hallway
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I’m thankful for wikipedia dot org
November 28, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I’m thankful for wikipedia dot org
that was such a good thanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
that was such a good thanksgiving
drinking a sip or two of gin straight out the bottle to prepare for dinner
November 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
drinking a sip or two of gin straight out the bottle to prepare for dinner
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I am thankful for terrific fun. I love having that.
November 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I am thankful for terrific fun. I love having that.
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*coughing on thanksgiving turkey* What is this thing?? Where are the wacko burgers? *prying open the turkeys Hole with your hands* In here??
November 27, 2025 at 8:23 PM
*coughing on thanksgiving turkey* What is this thing?? Where are the wacko burgers? *prying open the turkeys Hole with your hands* In here??
the fact that i have multiple outfits in my wardrobe that are not only appropriate for thanksgiving dinner but will yield me compliments is a minor miracle
November 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
the fact that i have multiple outfits in my wardrobe that are not only appropriate for thanksgiving dinner but will yield me compliments is a minor miracle
Of Course We Ghetto Flowers (feat. Playboi Carti & Offset)
open.spotify.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
