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snakeroot.bsky.social
duck
@snakeroot.bsky.social
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snakeroot.bsky.social
duck @snakeroot.bsky.social · 41m
I would never crash out. Not my style
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snakeroot.bsky.social
duck @snakeroot.bsky.social · 42m
You've lost your inner pirate
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snakeroot.bsky.social
duck @snakeroot.bsky.social · 1h
Hyenas
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snakeroot.bsky.social
duck @snakeroot.bsky.social · 1h
He went to a elephant graveyard after I specifically told him he must never go there
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snakeroot.bsky.social
duck @snakeroot.bsky.social · 1h
And what's worse, he put his friend Nylon in danger
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snakeroot.bsky.social
duck @snakeroot.bsky.social · 1h
My son Symbol just deliberately disobeyed me
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snakeroot.bsky.social
duck @snakeroot.bsky.social · 1h
That's for later in the future
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snakeroot.bsky.social
duck @snakeroot.bsky.social · 1h
He's on even higher ground
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snakeroot.bsky.social
duck @snakeroot.bsky.social · 1h
Wake up sewr we have an earth to save
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snakeroot.bsky.social
duck @snakeroot.bsky.social · 1h
Crab Man's is Emily Ratajkowski going "Crab Man that's too weeeeeird"
snakeroot.bsky.social
duck @snakeroot.bsky.social · 13h
Coming up with rap producer tags for my oomfs
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snakeroot.bsky.social
duck @snakeroot.bsky.social · 2h
They can name themselves
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snakeroot.bsky.social
duck @snakeroot.bsky.social · 2h
I would never name an Italian. Not my style
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snakeroot.bsky.social
duck @snakeroot.bsky.social · 2h
“Duck got the bread!”
“Snakeroot that’s poison…”

Yours is Schoolboy Q going “tomato rrrrot so fresh”
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snakeroot.bsky.social
duck @snakeroot.bsky.social · 2h
Yeah all better ty
snakeroot.bsky.social
duck @snakeroot.bsky.social · 13h
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ara forever @hedgehodgefax.bsky.social · 13h
i cant believe they arrested my aunt aoife . just because she committed numerous counts of bank fraud
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oldfriend99.bsky.social
josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 13h
If i was the ape who found the 2001 monolith i would have figured it out easily
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snakeroot.bsky.social
duck @snakeroot.bsky.social · 13h
Coming up with rap producer tags for my oomfs
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snakeroot.bsky.social
duck @snakeroot.bsky.social · 13h
Yeah I think that's pretty much why. Ostensibly a celebration of the harvest I think and somewhere along the line became "pilgrims got along with Native Americans" propaganda. Wtf the internet says Canada's came first wtf wtf
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snakeroot.bsky.social
duck @snakeroot.bsky.social · 18h
Morale is low
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snakeroot.bsky.social
duck @snakeroot.bsky.social · 19h
We've got some problems beans can't solve
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snakeroot.bsky.social
duck @snakeroot.bsky.social · 19h
Yeah :/
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snakeroot.bsky.social
duck @snakeroot.bsky.social · 19h
Calling it now: various shit is gonna happen
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snakeroot.bsky.social
duck @snakeroot.bsky.social · 19h
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snakeroot.bsky.social
duck @snakeroot.bsky.social · 19h
Jesus' real name was Josh
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