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My barber forgot to cut my hair. I had to go back
As a compromise we should be allowed to watch the movie on our phones in the theater
December 7, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I'd make a killing on Jeopardy as long as the categories were stuff like Big Ben, Famous London Clocks, "Oi, Wot's Those Bells?", Clock Towers in Film, etc
December 7, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The nursery rhyme Humpty Dumpty doesn't actually offer anything in the way of the character's description. But I always pictured him as sort of an egg
December 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
From covid to kidney stone... Not ideal!
December 4, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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December 4, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Posted at the stroke of midnight
Today is National Cookie Day.
December 4, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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What's up with complete pieces of shit
December 4, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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This world makes me sick to my stomach. Oh well! Anyways,
December 4, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I'll say "okie dokie" from time to time but i don't make it my entire personality
December 3, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Calling the show "The Simpsons" was a little on the nose
December 3, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I can't wait to find out what i listened to this year
December 3, 2025 at 8:18 PM
(at my first auction) This guy is making fun of the way i speak
December 3, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Google drive wrapped says i uploaded 9 files this year
December 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Just browsing.
Greetings, Orc. How may I help you?
December 3, 2025 at 12:31 PM
My family refuses to adopt the new language and calendar system i invented with AI
December 3, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Tarantino releases list of 20 movies
December 3, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Heredity runs in my family
December 3, 2025 at 12:29 AM
"Splish-splash I was taking a bath"

Yeah thanks, I know what a bath sounds like
December 2, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Queen of hearts on her bike
October 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I don't believe in "stranger things". Everything should be equally strange..
December 2, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Every 30 minutes I let out a long blood curdling shriek to keep my mind sharp
December 1, 2025 at 11:26 PM
You haven't heard music until you've listened to it on a flatscreen
December 1, 2025 at 11:14 PM
The term "cyber monday" was coined by William Gibson
December 1, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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The problem with AI is you can't really shoot it in the head yet
August 20, 2025 at 7:25 PM