Jack Frost
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Mm, can't beat a Jolt Cola. 2x caffeine, twice the fun. Am I right. Or am I right?
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It’s time to concede he was right
December 1, 2025 at 4:55 AM
It’s time to concede he was right
"Diehard is a Christmas movie!!!!!" <— Not true! And if you say this you're going on the Naughty List/to Hell.
December 1, 2025 at 4:20 AM
"Diehard is a Christmas movie!!!!!" <— Not true! And if you say this you're going on the Naughty List/to Hell.
Now thats jstxj funsny
December 1, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Now thats jstxj funsny
The great part about being in charge of Christmas is that you have a lot of elves that love you and bring joy to the world. If you were in charge of Easter you'd have to lay a trillion eggs. Too many eggs. Your body wouldn't be able to take it after a certain point.
December 1, 2025 at 4:14 AM
The great part about being in charge of Christmas is that you have a lot of elves that love you and bring joy to the world. If you were in charge of Easter you'd have to lay a trillion eggs. Too many eggs. Your body wouldn't be able to take it after a certain point.
*my face on screen like breen in city 17* who needs anything else when you have fulfilling job that makes your wonderful santa happy
December 1, 2025 at 4:09 AM
*my face on screen like breen in city 17* who needs anything else when you have fulfilling job that makes your wonderful santa happy
Explaining the Great Elf Rebellion to all my elves at Elf School by telling them that the leaders were all greedy and benefits + time off has never worked at any point in history when implemented in the workshop.
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Explaining the Great Elf Rebellion to all my elves at Elf School by telling them that the leaders were all greedy and benefits + time off has never worked at any point in history when implemented in the workshop.
I think for me it'd have to be Jingle Bells for secular, and Jesus Christ is Marching the Nasty Rebel Elves to Hell for Christian.
What is your favorite "Christian" Christmas song and what is your favorite "Secular" Christmas song?
I will probably always adore "O Come All Ye Faithful" and "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen" for Christian.
And "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)" for secular.
I will probably always adore "O Come All Ye Faithful" and "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen" for Christian.
And "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)" for secular.
December 1, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I think for me it'd have to be Jingle Bells for secular, and Jesus Christ is Marching the Nasty Rebel Elves to Hell for Christian.
Woah, I just saw Nibiru. You didn't see it? Hmm, too late now.
December 1, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Woah, I just saw Nibiru. You didn't see it? Hmm, too late now.
Just made a snowball so cold
December 1, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Just made a snowball so cold
I don't think I can see another Avatar movie in theaters. Too long. I was happy to see the second one, but five more? That's like 1,000 hours in the theater for one series.
December 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I don't think I can see another Avatar movie in theaters. Too long. I was happy to see the second one, but five more? That's like 1,000 hours in the theater for one series.
When they just look at you with that mimiga stare
December 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
When they just look at you with that mimiga stare
The most annoying thing ever is when some older person starts a convo about your job and then tries to help you find something new by going "well what do you like to do" as if that never dawned on anyone. I like to get paid. End of story.
December 1, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The most annoying thing ever is when some older person starts a convo about your job and then tries to help you find something new by going "well what do you like to do" as if that never dawned on anyone. I like to get paid. End of story.
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(unemployedly) do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life
November 30, 2025 at 11:31 PM
(unemployedly) do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life
Sitting in bed for an hour staring at the ceiling. This is how I "rejuvinate".
November 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Sitting in bed for an hour staring at the ceiling. This is how I "rejuvinate".
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild
Porcupine
Moose
Grizzly Bear
Coyote
Bald Eagle
Porcupine
Moose
Grizzly Bear
Coyote
Bald Eagle
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild
Bison
Wild Horse(s)
Rattlesnake
Beaver
Snowy owl
Bison
Wild Horse(s)
Rattlesnake
Beaver
Snowy owl
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild
Moose
Black bear
Goldfinch
Mountain lion
Raccoon
Moose
Black bear
Goldfinch
Mountain lion
Raccoon
November 30, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild
Porcupine
Moose
Grizzly Bear
Coyote
Bald Eagle
Porcupine
Moose
Grizzly Bear
Coyote
Bald Eagle
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"The Mummy Returns" title spoils the movie
November 30, 2025 at 6:57 AM
"The Mummy Returns" title spoils the movie
An elf ate nothing but candy canes for 20 years straight. Here's what happened to his body.
November 30, 2025 at 7:25 AM
An elf ate nothing but candy canes for 20 years straight. Here's what happened to his body.
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Nice winter mist. You do know the Yeti likes to walk through those too, right?
November 29, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Nice winter mist. You do know the Yeti likes to walk through those too, right?
Ancient Pumpkin smells like rotten horse crap
November 29, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Ancient Pumpkin smells like rotten horse crap