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The Mysterious Eggbert

@jinjo.bsky.social

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Mm, can't beat a Jolt Cola. 2x caffeine, twice the fun. Am I right. Or am I right?

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The Mysterious Eggbert @jinjo.bsky.social · Sep 30

Through the fire and flames, NEVER GIVE UP!!!!!!!!

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The Mysterious Eggbert @jinjo.bsky.social · 7h

It isn't your fault when you're the last of your kind...

The Mysterious Eggbert @jinjo.bsky.social · 7h

Gollum's real name was "Sweetling" in Westron. They just translated his name to Gollum in the books.

The Mysterious Eggbert @jinjo.bsky.social · 8h

Rolling on the countertop slowly towards the edge

The Mysterious Eggbert @jinjo.bsky.social · 8h

Continuing to develop deep within my shell. The world is full of possibilities. Maybe there's another one of me out there and we can save our species. #Eggbert

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The Mysterious Eggbert @jinjo.bsky.social · 8h

I have a good idea for this

The Mysterious Eggbert @jinjo.bsky.social · 8h

Im having butter bread

The Mysterious Eggbert @jinjo.bsky.social · 8h

The one i was taking as a supplement to gain weight 5 years ago had like 1000% the recommended dose lol. Maybe that explains a lot

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The Mysterious Eggbert @jinjo.bsky.social · 8h

He was keeping it pretty safe deep underground too. Bilbo fucked up the balance.

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The Mysterious Eggbert @jinjo.bsky.social · 11h

Thinking of sitting on a really tall wall and enjoying the views

The Mysterious Eggbert @jinjo.bsky.social · 11h

I'm the last of my species. Nurture me so I can hatch.

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The Mysterious Eggbert @jinjo.bsky.social · 11h

Keep me warm and keep me safe

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The Mysterious Eggbert @jinjo.bsky.social · 11h

Had the nightmare again

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The Mysterious Eggbert @jinjo.bsky.social · 11h

Picture of me with The Master

The Mysterious Eggbert @jinjo.bsky.social · 12h

Stuck in truck pump hell

The Mysterious Eggbert @jinjo.bsky.social · 13h

Yeah, makes no sense to me. Any of the remaining upsides are all offset by that last point, and it's not going to get better.

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Ronnie @redfieldcooper.bsky.social · Nov 14

hey newbie welcome to blue sky here are a few tips and tricks to get you started

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The Mysterious Eggbert @jinjo.bsky.social · 13h

Magic is fucking done! Fuck Ninja Turtles and FUCK Spiderman!!!! *they release a dark crystal set and a furby set* huh wait a minut—

The Mysterious Eggbert @jinjo.bsky.social · 14h

At some point you just gotta cut the cord.

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The Mysterious Eggbert @jinjo.bsky.social · 14h

Im gonna have a vietnamese coffee today.

The Mysterious Eggbert @jinjo.bsky.social · 14h

Suckin on my titties like you wanted me calling me all the time check out my chrissy behind its fine all of the time

The Mysterious Eggbert @jinjo.bsky.social · 14h

The richest people in the world can buy anything they want and ruin it, all based on a whim. That's how the world works. In fact, they're doing that to the world right now!

The Mysterious Eggbert @jinjo.bsky.social · 19h

Everything changed when the green smurf arrived at the village

The Mysterious Eggbert @jinjo.bsky.social · 19h

Groupchats are nice and so are private accounts. I don't get why people are so against those kinds of features being on here.

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The Mysterious Eggbert @jinjo.bsky.social · 1d

I cleared it out because I needed more space for new information. Here's a knowledge tip: 鱼与熊掌，不可兼得.

The Mysterious Eggbert @jinjo.bsky.social · 1d

We should lowkey give Alaska to the Bulgarians. See what they can do with it.

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