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fourth-generation red diaper baby ☭
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Christmas hasn't been the same since i noticed Santa has the same handwriting as my wife
December 16, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Christmas hasn't been the same since i noticed Santa has the same handwriting as my wife
[typing sounds]: What if we name ourselves the Turtle Island Liberation Front
December 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
[typing sounds]: What if we name ourselves the Turtle Island Liberation Front
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Happy Monday, Everyone! Looking Forward To Another Week Of Infecting Every Aspect Of Your Daily Lives! https://theonion.com/happy-monday-everyone-looking-forward-to-another-week-1819769158/
December 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Happy Monday, Everyone! Looking Forward To Another Week Of Infecting Every Aspect Of Your Daily Lives! https://theonion.com/happy-monday-everyone-looking-forward-to-another-week-1819769158/
"You should get back on twitter" ok well then tell Elon to unban my account(s)
December 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
"You should get back on twitter" ok well then tell Elon to unban my account(s)
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Prehistory is lowkey like normal ass history but pre... damn...
December 15, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Prehistory is lowkey like normal ass history but pre... damn...
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“Oh you should be online to try to provide value to your political side” fuck that that’s nerd shit you should be online because you’re unwell and need to tell people about weird animals you saw
December 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
“Oh you should be online to try to provide value to your political side” fuck that that’s nerd shit you should be online because you’re unwell and need to tell people about weird animals you saw
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I don't understand this or the daily Bluesky posts re how we'll have new Nuremberg Trials after Trump. Trump committed unprecedented atrocities in his first term; Biden forgave him and his leading Nazi cohorts. Not a single 2028 Democratic Presidential contender has vowed to do what needs to be done
Anyone still serving in the Trump Administration must reckon with the reality that, when the government has previously perpetrated egregious miscarriages of justice, history has not been forgiving to those who’ve gone along, however reluctantly. www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
History’s Judgment of Those Who Go Along
Some civil servants and senior officials in the Trump Administration are experiencing bouts of conscience.
www.newyorker.com
December 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I don't understand this or the daily Bluesky posts re how we'll have new Nuremberg Trials after Trump. Trump committed unprecedented atrocities in his first term; Biden forgave him and his leading Nazi cohorts. Not a single 2028 Democratic Presidential contender has vowed to do what needs to be done
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Don Jr. runs up to him unsure of what to do and all he can think of is to shake his father’s hand because that’s the only way they’ve ever touched and his hand is very cold.
www.welcometohellworld.com/the-very-mom...
www.welcometohellworld.com/the-very-mom...
August 30, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Don Jr. runs up to him unsure of what to do and all he can think of is to shake his father’s hand because that’s the only way they’ve ever touched and his hand is very cold.
www.welcometohellworld.com/the-very-mom...
www.welcometohellworld.com/the-very-mom...
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Hey there Delilah they cookin my shit teppanyaki style tomorrow on god
December 15, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Hey there Delilah they cookin my shit teppanyaki style tomorrow on god
I should create a new twitter account just so I'm ready When It Happens
December 15, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I should create a new twitter account just so I'm ready When It Happens
[Donald Trump in his casket]: They're calling it the most pissed upon grave in history. No grave has ever absorbed so much piss!
December 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
[Donald Trump in his casket]: They're calling it the most pissed upon grave in history. No grave has ever absorbed so much piss!
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Erika Kirk looks like she is constantly watching her kids' black friends use their pool
December 14, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Erika Kirk looks like she is constantly watching her kids' black friends use their pool
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Brown shooter is a white army dude from Wisconsin; the hero from Bondi Beach is a Muslim immigrant. White supremacists in shambles.
December 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Brown shooter is a white army dude from Wisconsin; the hero from Bondi Beach is a Muslim immigrant. White supremacists in shambles.
zero self-awareness
December 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
zero self-awareness
Rian Johnson’s been using the Knives Out movies to stunt on every rightwing freak and I think that’s beautiful
December 14, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Rian Johnson’s been using the Knives Out movies to stunt on every rightwing freak and I think that’s beautiful
always have been
December 13, 2025 at 10:56 PM
always have been
always have been
December 13, 2025 at 10:45 PM
always have been
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playtime by jacques tati is both the best comedy ever made and the best movie ever made. note the absence of an "in my opinion" from this post
was recently asked my favorite comedies, which is a good question, and I'm not sure the answer. I think Big Lebowski is probably number 1, but after that, idk? Monty Python and the Holy Grail and Best in Show were the other two that came to mind. So let's hear your faves
December 13, 2025 at 8:25 PM
playtime by jacques tati is both the best comedy ever made and the best movie ever made. note the absence of an "in my opinion" from this post
Shit game. Three points. I'll take it.
December 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Shit game. Three points. I'll take it.