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sweetie π
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
six feet of radioactive decay and candy 🎄

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🎶 Making a list and checking it 14x because I have OCD and lots of other problems 🎶
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The best seat in town..
December 5, 2025 at 1:50 PM
was going to do a post about kronecker’s theorem on abelian fields to any algebraic realm of rationality but then remembered who reads these and did one about crying instead
December 16, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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youre as cuddly as a cactus
youre as charming as an eel
December 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
my 2025 wrapped:
December 15, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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She up raising her vibration, manifesting stuff
December 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
excuse me, sarah, but i believe it’s my turn to wear the antlers during the ritual tonight
December 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
December 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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I'm afraid I'll never understand string theory or people.
December 15, 2025 at 7:16 PM
i love how excited my dogs get when i’m on the floor it’s as though i’ve entered their country and they want to welcome me
December 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Good morning to everyone except the small rodent under my hat who's instructing me to commit crimes
December 15, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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i don't care how it happens. i hope it's funny, but more importantly, for the good of the world, i hope it's soon
December 15, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Actually it's Frankincense's monster
December 15, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Ballets.. for when you want a musical without the singing.
December 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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I leave my bed unmade; I like to see the exact moment I gave up bliss for responsibility.
December 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Some days you're the decoratively-painted windshield, some days you're the bah humbug
December 14, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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can we all agree to take it easy on ourselves tomorrow?

we are humans with hearts and souls and it's unnatural to soldier on as if we're unaffected
we are not meant to endure this much horrific news in a lifetime let alone a weekend
December 15, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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Oversharing! In the replies
December 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Both cats are in bed with me. I can't do errands until they get up. I don't want to disturb them. This is an acceptable way to die.
December 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Wintermoon
December 15, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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If bread jokes make you challah, does it mean your sense of humor is rye?
December 12, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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there's funny people here
and then the rest of us
December 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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A major part of having dogs is asking why is that wet
December 14, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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a murderer goes to murder me but with each stab i strategically move my body so that he hits several acupuncture points, making me feel amazing
December 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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If you're cold they're cold, bring them inside
January 4, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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An escape room but it's trying to change a duvet cover when you're high
December 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM