Salty MacTavish
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
I wear eye black when skeeting
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Here’s our wicked cool Etsy shop: https://kitchentableworks.etsy.com
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Here’s our wicked cool Etsy shop: https://kitchentableworks.etsy.com
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Get yourself some tight Ben Davis work pants?
November 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Get yourself some tight Ben Davis work pants?
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Did anyone ever ask what Post Malone did before he got famous? Was there a Pre Malone that didn’t work out?
November 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Did anyone ever ask what Post Malone did before he got famous? Was there a Pre Malone that didn’t work out?
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This Post delivered the package, did it?
November 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
This Post delivered the package, did it?
My wife is very much enjoying both Post Malone and his tight pants
November 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
My wife is very much enjoying both Post Malone and his tight pants
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I'm like a turducken but with mental illnesses instead of types of edible bird
November 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I'm like a turducken but with mental illnesses instead of types of edible bird
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In 1970, a new Thanksgiving Day tradition, called Day of Mourning, began in Plymouth. A Wampanoag man named Wamsutta (Frank) James organized a demonstration to bring awareness to the concerns of the Indigenous community including the way Native people had been written about in history.
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November 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
In 1970, a new Thanksgiving Day tradition, called Day of Mourning, began in Plymouth. A Wampanoag man named Wamsutta (Frank) James organized a demonstration to bring awareness to the concerns of the Indigenous community including the way Native people had been written about in history.
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I dunno--had my share of Saturday detentions (two), but never bonded with anyone there. It was more of a "What are in for?" and an "Oh, that was you?" followed by a solemn nod, and much doodling on our brown paper bag book covers (trying to disguise the "fuck you" with swirls and robots and shit.
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I dunno--had my share of Saturday detentions (two), but never bonded with anyone there. It was more of a "What are in for?" and an "Oh, that was you?" followed by a solemn nod, and much doodling on our brown paper bag book covers (trying to disguise the "fuck you" with swirls and robots and shit.
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Me, trying to read jokes on Bluesky while avoiding seeing the news...
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November 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Me, trying to read jokes on Bluesky while avoiding seeing the news...
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The young folks returned from their "cousins walk" and have spent the last 20 minutes giggling over my mispronunciation of "charcuterie.”
November 27, 2025 at 7:40 PM
The young folks returned from their "cousins walk" and have spent the last 20 minutes giggling over my mispronunciation of "charcuterie.”
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This is my grandma’s turkey platter. She stole it from the rich people she kept house for. This is just one of the reasons why she was my favorite human on the planet. Grandma Bonnie was a fucking thug. I smile every time I use this. 🩷
November 27, 2025 at 7:31 PM
This is my grandma’s turkey platter. She stole it from the rich people she kept house for. This is just one of the reasons why she was my favorite human on the planet. Grandma Bonnie was a fucking thug. I smile every time I use this. 🩷
This halftime show is killin it but I’m mostly happy for all those old people who still have cartilage in their joints
November 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
This halftime show is killin it but I’m mostly happy for all those old people who still have cartilage in their joints
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Gut Tetris. I'm here for it
You can fit more pie in if you orient the taper of the wedge properly
November 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Gut Tetris. I'm here for it
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Bevel those edges to get extra height!
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Bevel those edges to get extra height!
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"Deep Throat" is a Thanksgiving film.
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
"Deep Throat" is a Thanksgiving film.
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Going through the 5 stages of grief, standing in front of the fridge
November 26, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Going through the 5 stages of grief, standing in front of the fridge
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All my friends love boobs and hate the government
November 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
All my friends love boobs and hate the government
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In lieu of thanksgiving I suggest holding a sort of family court convicting your most annoying relatives of various offenses
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
In lieu of thanksgiving I suggest holding a sort of family court convicting your most annoying relatives of various offenses
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Heathen joins the chat
an orange sports car is driving down a street next to a white car .
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November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Heathen joins the chat
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Happy Thanksgiving from Plymouth
November 27, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from Plymouth
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I find proper stretching of the jaw muscles helps too.
November 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I find proper stretching of the jaw muscles helps too.
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Do the sausages thicken the recipe, like okra? I'll just pick them out if they're too big.
November 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Do the sausages thicken the recipe, like okra? I'll just pick them out if they're too big.
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Tapirs love pie.
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November 27, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Tapirs love pie.
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opening a teeny tiny door inside an enchanted grandfather clock to retrieve my whimsy
November 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
opening a teeny tiny door inside an enchanted grandfather clock to retrieve my whimsy