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Salty MacTavish

@saltymactavish.bsky.social

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After all, what is a spoon but a bowl on a stick https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaalp2rwdye36 Here’s our wicked cool Etsy shop: https://kitchentableworks.etsy.com

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · Mar 5

I think about manhole covers sometimes, how they humbly go about their business covering holes that a man might go into

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 11h

You know I will absolutely do this…

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢[hallow’d edn] @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 11h

I read ‘just me asthma pipes’ in a yorkshire accent (YouTube this)

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haden reynolds (Robert) @hadenreynolds.bsky.social · 16h

You could think I'm Stevie Wonder, I'm not feeling the dent in your head 😑

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TashenuBOOOOOOste @tashenubaste.bsky.social · 16h

I thought everyone had one til I was a senior in high school and my friend came up behind me, rested his chin on my head, then said "what the hell is that?"

Since he "discovered" it, it's named after him: Pete's Ravine.

Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 1d

If I really like you I’ll let you feel the dent in my head

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 13h

Is it too late for this to become reality?

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Gnomon Chronicles @gnomonchronicles.bsky.social · 16h

#GnomonTV
"Swamp Gumby" (1982)
Louis Jourdan. Adrienne Barbeau
Director: Wes Craven, Art Clokey

American superhero monster clay animation film.

youtube.com/watch?v=76de...
youtube.com/watch?v=zKQT...
gnomonchronicles.com/wiki/Swamp_G...

#GnomonTV
"Swamp Gumby" (1982)
Louis Jourdan. Adrienne Barbeau
Director: Wes Craven, Art Clokey

American superhero monster clay animation film.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=76debmQRiFw
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zKQTHxGdWv4
https://gnomonchronicles.com/wiki/Swamp_Gumby

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 13h

If I had to choose a favorite emoji, this would be it

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 13h

YES! 💚

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 15h

Well your babies definitely taught us that… 💙🪽💚🐾they’re the reason I let mine run off the leash sometimes even when it terrifies me 😭😭😭😭💚🐾🌊💚

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Reverend Lars 🌊 @reverendlars.bsky.social · 14h

Damn the torpedoes, Mulligatawny!

A bowl of delicious homemade Mulligatawny soup, with a hunk of so-so naan resting on the edge.

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 16h

I will convince a picky eater to try my puttanesca. Anything that basically translates to whore’s spaghetti should put some hair on their chest.

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 16h

Friend: are you almost ready for our hike?
Me: *waiting for my French onion soup to cool so I can fill my Camelback* 10 mins

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Just Call Me Amanda🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @amandabf.bsky.social · 1d

Kid Rock is HPV personified.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 16h

bsky is the end of sm line for me. starting over again on another site is about appealing as harvesting my own organs with a shrimp fork.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 1d

I hope you’re violently ambushed by stability and tenderly mauled by good news this weekend.

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ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 3d

🎶bees are real
🎵bees are real
🎶bees are most definitely real

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Sarah, haunted by typos @sarahbee.bsky.social · Dec 5

So I did the Bluesky "roast" thing and it said, Sarah, maybe lay off the jellyfish posts.

But there should only ever be MORE jellyfish content. Everyone knows this.