Sorry I missed Canadian thanksgiving again. Sorry. Sorry. Anyway, sorry.

Monday Mood

The opposite of formaldehyde is casualdejekyll.

Scooby-Dooby-Doo, where are you? We got some work to do now.

Become ungovernable.

improving movies with mr. bean: thread

Inside the house, the potential serial killer, box open on the table, tries to distract himself from the voices incessantly clamoring in his head. He knows that he’s just one last tiny push away from madness.

Outside in the driveway, a cat stares at his stolen treasure, laughing quietly to himself.

Perfect. 🤣

Timeline cleanse!

“The cat is such a perfect symbol of beauty and superiority that it seems scarcely possible for any true aesthete and civilised cynic to do other than worship it.”

- H.P. Lovecraft

WARDEN: any last words
ME: come closer
WARDEN: *leans down* yes?
ME: *whispering* never gonna give you up never gonna let you down

It's just science.

He was hoping someone would stop for him.

Jacked-O-Lantern

Every room is a rage room if you don't give a fuck.

😂

you crazy fucks help keep me sane, which is such an insane thing to say

Some of you skeet like if Ed Gein had social media.

[best read with a French accent]

“I am so very sorry sir, without a reservation, there is simply nothing I can do for you.”

Me, at a party in my 20s: It's only 2 am. Where's the after party?
Me, at a party now: I can't stay long. My dog is home alone.

The comment lol

one time i couldn’t remember cookie monster’s name and blurted out “you know the muppet that’s like a cold elmo.”