Kristen Wixx
@kristenwixx.bsky.social
Liberal Gen Xer ✦ Legendary Meme Bandit ✦ Lifelong Insomniac
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away and have their shoes.
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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away and have their shoes.
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I don't understand why people complain about cooking for Thanksgiving. Throw in a pack of paper plates and some plastic sporks, and I'm all set.
November 27, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I don't understand why people complain about cooking for Thanksgiving. Throw in a pack of paper plates and some plastic sporks, and I'm all set.
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Morning Kitten
His name is Rumpus💙
His name is Rumpus💙
November 27, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Morning Kitten
His name is Rumpus💙
His name is Rumpus💙
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On other days it's "time to make the donuts" but today is it's "time to make the turkey."
November 27, 2025 at 2:16 PM
On other days it's "time to make the donuts" but today is it's "time to make the turkey."
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Top 10 Dogs Carrying Big Sticks
YouTube video by WeRateDogs
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November 27, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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It's time... youtu.be/e2zyjbH9zzA?...
A Thanksgiving Miracle - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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November 27, 2025 at 2:24 PM
It's time... youtu.be/e2zyjbH9zzA?...
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I expect everyone to learn this by tonight. 😋
Koo Koo
“Gobble Gobble Turkey Wobble”
Koo Koo
“Gobble Gobble Turkey Wobble”
Koo Koo - Gobble Gobble Turkey Wobble (Instructional Dance)
YouTube video by Koo Koo
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November 27, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I expect everyone to learn this by tonight. 😋
Koo Koo
“Gobble Gobble Turkey Wobble”
Koo Koo
“Gobble Gobble Turkey Wobble”
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Gonna leave this here so we can all feel virtue signaled together. Happy Thanksgiving ya filthy turkeys 🦃🧡💛🤎🧡💛🤎🦃
November 27, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Gonna leave this here so we can all feel virtue signaled together. Happy Thanksgiving ya filthy turkeys 🦃🧡💛🤎🧡💛🤎🦃
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Working on my annual Thanksgiving poem to read at the table today what rhymes with ingrates
November 27, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Working on my annual Thanksgiving poem to read at the table today what rhymes with ingrates
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happy thanksgiving to my favorite turkeys 🩷 eat something delicious, hug someone you love, and stop to smell the stuffing. enjoy the good things.
November 27, 2025 at 1:09 PM
happy thanksgiving to my favorite turkeys 🩷 eat something delicious, hug someone you love, and stop to smell the stuffing. enjoy the good things.
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i'd be thankful if you'd all just post good today
November 27, 2025 at 1:09 PM
i'd be thankful if you'd all just post good today
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Putting the turkey in the oven now so that it’s ready in that critical half-hour between the coffee buzz and the bourbon haze
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Putting the turkey in the oven now so that it’s ready in that critical half-hour between the coffee buzz and the bourbon haze
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we are *all* turkeys, on this special day 🙏
November 27, 2025 at 1:28 PM
we are *all* turkeys, on this special day 🙏
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happy birthday to charles e cornucopia, inventor of the mashed potatoes
November 27, 2025 at 1:34 PM
happy birthday to charles e cornucopia, inventor of the mashed potatoes
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carving turkeys is really difficult when they wriggle so much
November 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
carving turkeys is really difficult when they wriggle so much
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Happy Thanksgiving!
Or Happy Thursday!
Wherever you are, whoever you’re with, you are an absolute delight and someone is thankful to have you in their lives.
Gobble gobble!
Or Happy Thursday!
Wherever you are, whoever you’re with, you are an absolute delight and someone is thankful to have you in their lives.
Gobble gobble!
November 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Happy Thanksgiving!
Or Happy Thursday!
Wherever you are, whoever you’re with, you are an absolute delight and someone is thankful to have you in their lives.
Gobble gobble!
Or Happy Thursday!
Wherever you are, whoever you’re with, you are an absolute delight and someone is thankful to have you in their lives.
Gobble gobble!
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“My name is Inigo Monturkey. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
November 27, 2025 at 1:41 PM
“My name is Inigo Monturkey. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
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The guy who invented the word ‘gobble’ should be allowed to invent more things
November 27, 2025 at 1:44 PM
The guy who invented the word ‘gobble’ should be allowed to invent more things
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Safe travels to those traveling.
And happy unravels to those unraveling.
And happy unravels to those unraveling.
November 27, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Safe travels to those traveling.
And happy unravels to those unraveling.
And happy unravels to those unraveling.
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Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! Please enjoy the funniest Thanksgiving episode in television history. Oh, the humanity!
WKRP In Cincinnati: Season 01 Episodes 07-08 Turkey's Away/Love Returns : WKRP IN CINCINNATI: THE COMPLETE SERIES : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
SONGS: DOGS - PINK FLOYD (RESTORED VHS VERSION PICTURE FILM UNCUT/DVD (NON-SHOUT FACTORY), FUN TIME - JOE COCKER, IT CAME OUT OF THE SKY - CREEDENCE...
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November 27, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! Please enjoy the funniest Thanksgiving episode in television history. Oh, the humanity!
You have to go night night.
November 27, 2025 at 7:36 AM
You have to go night night.
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Big news! The groundhog is back at my sister's and she gave him a plum
November 25, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Big news! The groundhog is back at my sister's and she gave him a plum
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Already got scape-goated by the family... we're way ahead of schedule.
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Already got scape-goated by the family... we're way ahead of schedule.