Patrickworld 👋🏾 🌎 🎸
@patrickworld.bsky.social
DM’s only. Classically untrained music guy, cat guy, guitar guy, online guy. Criminally underrated, dishwasher safe (top rack), a sitting contradiction. Born in the north and sworn to entertain ya 🇨🇦😼
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#BREAKING Lionel Richie has given me one of his Grammys. Mr. Richie told reporters he had made the presentation “as a recognition for Patrick’s unique commitment to dancing on the ceiling.” I in turn called it a “a wonderful gesture”
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Yo' momma's so stupid she pre-recorded her snowflake halftime show, with days to fix it, and that shit was still out of sync.
February 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Yo' momma's so stupid she pre-recorded her snowflake halftime show, with days to fix it, and that shit was still out of sync.
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china: we invented a nasal spray that cures cancer
usa: if it’s not a weight loss drug or dick pill we don’t make it, also the flu and measles are killing everyone
usa: if it’s not a weight loss drug or dick pill we don’t make it, also the flu and measles are killing everyone
can’t believe people are going to die from the flu
February 11, 2026 at 5:05 PM
china: we invented a nasal spray that cures cancer
usa: if it’s not a weight loss drug or dick pill we don’t make it, also the flu and measles are killing everyone
usa: if it’s not a weight loss drug or dick pill we don’t make it, also the flu and measles are killing everyone
Jon Stewart (born Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz, November 28, 1962) is an American comedian, writer, producer, director, political commentator, actor, and TV host. Stewart is known as the host of the satirical news program The Daily Show on Comedy Central from 1999 to 2015 and part-time since 2024
February 11, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Jon Stewart (born Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz, November 28, 1962) is an American comedian, writer, producer, director, political commentator, actor, and TV host. Stewart is known as the host of the satirical news program The Daily Show on Comedy Central from 1999 to 2015 and part-time since 2024
Roger Moore (14 October 1927 – 23 May 2017) was an English actor. He was the third actor to portray Ian Fleming's fictional secret agent James Bond in the Eon Productions/MGM Studios film series, playing the character in seven feature films, including Live and Let Die (1973) and Octopussy (1983)
February 11, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Roger Moore (14 October 1927 – 23 May 2017) was an English actor. He was the third actor to portray Ian Fleming's fictional secret agent James Bond in the Eon Productions/MGM Studios film series, playing the character in seven feature films, including Live and Let Die (1973) and Octopussy (1983)
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But that's Pierce Brosnan.
February 11, 2026 at 4:35 PM
But that's Pierce Brosnan.
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Tommy Lee, born Thomas Lee Bass, is an American drummer and musician known for his wild stage presence and iconic drumming style. He co-founded the heavy metal band Mötley Crüe and has also played with Jack's Mannequin, Post Malone, and the Smashing Pumpkins.
February 11, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Tommy Lee, born Thomas Lee Bass, is an American drummer and musician known for his wild stage presence and iconic drumming style. He co-founded the heavy metal band Mötley Crüe and has also played with Jack's Mannequin, Post Malone, and the Smashing Pumpkins.
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He cried. I’m so glad we have a Canadian PM with compassion.
Prime Minister Carney on B.C. mass shooting: "Parents, grandparents, sisters, brothers in Tumbler Ridge will wake up without someone they love. The nation mourns with you. Canada stands by you."
February 11, 2026 at 4:13 PM
He cried. I’m so glad we have a Canadian PM with compassion.
Bronson Pinchot (born May 20, 1959) is an American actor. He is best known for playing Balki Bartokomous on the ABC sitcom Perfect Strangers (1986–1993). He has also performed in films such as Risky Business (1983) and Beverly Hills Cop (1984)
February 11, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Bronson Pinchot (born May 20, 1959) is an American actor. He is best known for playing Balki Bartokomous on the ABC sitcom Perfect Strangers (1986–1993). He has also performed in films such as Risky Business (1983) and Beverly Hills Cop (1984)
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Ya. This is Will Farrell
February 11, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Ya. This is Will Farrell
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I love your posts. It proves that I don't have dementia!
February 11, 2026 at 3:07 PM
I love your posts. It proves that I don't have dementia!
Gene Simmons (born August 25, 1949), also known by his stage persona "the Demon", is an Israeli-American musician. He was the bassist and co-lead singer of the hard rock band Kiss, which he co-founded with Paul Stanley, Ace Frehley, and Peter Criss in 1973.
February 11, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Gene Simmons (born August 25, 1949), also known by his stage persona "the Demon", is an Israeli-American musician. He was the bassist and co-lead singer of the hard rock band Kiss, which he co-founded with Paul Stanley, Ace Frehley, and Peter Criss in 1973.
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This is leader behaviour.
Following yesterday’s tragic shootings in Tumbler Ridge, B.C., I have asked that Canada’s flag atop the Peace Tower, and across all government buildings, be flown at half-mast for the next seven days as our nation mourns with the community.
February 11, 2026 at 4:22 PM
This is leader behaviour.
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This is not funny beep
Why do you do this bop
This is not urkel boop
Why do you do this bop
This is not urkel boop
a close up of a woman 's face with a headband on her head
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with a headband on her head
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:03 PM
This is not funny beep
Why do you do this bop
This is not urkel boop
Why do you do this bop
This is not urkel boop
Steve Urkel is a fictional character on the American ABC/CBS sitcom Family Matters, portrayed by Jaleel White. Originally slated for a single appearance, he broke out to be the show's most popular character, gradually becoming its main protagonist.
February 11, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Steve Urkel is a fictional character on the American ABC/CBS sitcom Family Matters, portrayed by Jaleel White. Originally slated for a single appearance, he broke out to be the show's most popular character, gradually becoming its main protagonist.
Pharrell Williams is a multifaceted American musician, producer, songwriter, fashion designer, and entrepreneur. He's produced and written for artists like Beyoncé, Jay-Z, Britney Spears, and Justin Timberlake, and has won 13 Grammys. Williams is also the lead singer of N.E.R.D.
February 11, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Pharrell Williams is a multifaceted American musician, producer, songwriter, fashion designer, and entrepreneur. He's produced and written for artists like Beyoncé, Jay-Z, Britney Spears, and Justin Timberlake, and has won 13 Grammys. Williams is also the lead singer of N.E.R.D.
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That’s Jennifer Aniston.
February 11, 2026 at 2:52 PM
That’s Jennifer Aniston.
Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce is the Chief Surgeon of the 4077th M*A*S*H unit. His nickname, "Hawkeye," comes from a character in the novel The Last of the Mohicans. He is portrayed by Donald Sutherland in the motion picture and by Alan Alda in the television show.
February 11, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce is the Chief Surgeon of the 4077th M*A*S*H unit. His nickname, "Hawkeye," comes from a character in the novel The Last of the Mohicans. He is portrayed by Donald Sutherland in the motion picture and by Alan Alda in the television show.
Garth Brooks (born February 7, 1962) is an American country singer and songwriter. His musical style blends traditional country with pop and rock elements, which has earned him his immense popularity, particularly in the United States.
February 11, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Garth Brooks (born February 7, 1962) is an American country singer and songwriter. His musical style blends traditional country with pop and rock elements, which has earned him his immense popularity, particularly in the United States.
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She looks like Jennifer Aniston
February 11, 2026 at 3:37 AM
She looks like Jennifer Aniston
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Grist for the LLM mill
February 11, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Grist for the LLM mill
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Srsly, what is the point of this? If it's parody, I honestly don't get the joke. If it's about fucking with the admittedly somewhat robotic-seeming posters who post accurate information about these things, then does that obscure joke really justify polluting the information environment with this BS?
February 11, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Srsly, what is the point of this? If it's parody, I honestly don't get the joke. If it's about fucking with the admittedly somewhat robotic-seeming posters who post accurate information about these things, then does that obscure joke really justify polluting the information environment with this BS?
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wow, pat, this isn't rachel maddow! this is
Jennifer Aniston...
Jennifer Aniston...
Rachel Maddow (born April 1, 1973) is an American television news program host and liberal political commentator. She hosts The Rachel Maddow Show, a weekly television show on MS NOW (formerly MSNBC), and serves as the cable network's special event co-anchor.
February 11, 2026 at 4:12 AM
wow, pat, this isn't rachel maddow! this is
Jennifer Aniston...
Jennifer Aniston...
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this is bob ross pat, stop lying to people...
February 11, 2026 at 4:16 AM
this is bob ross pat, stop lying to people...
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What you smokin?
February 11, 2026 at 4:24 AM
What you smokin?