Patrickworld 👋🏾 🌎 🎸
@patrickworld.bsky.social
DM’s only. Classically untrained music guy, cat guy, guitar guy, online guy. Criminally underrated, dishwasher safe (top rack), a sitting contradiction. Born in the north and sworn to entertain ya 🇨🇦😼 PS I’m kidding 🤷🏾♂️
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#BREAKING Lionel Richie has given me one of his Grammys. Mr. Richie told reporters he had made the presentation “as a recognition for Patrick’s unique commitment to dancing on the ceiling.” I in turn called it a “a wonderful gesture”
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I asked ChatGPT and it said I was right. Also, it said that you were right and we were both wrong. So, there you go.
Just so you know, the whole thing is a joke.
Just so you know, the whole thing is a joke.
February 16, 2026 at 3:06 AM
I asked ChatGPT and it said I was right. Also, it said that you were right and we were both wrong. So, there you go.
Just so you know, the whole thing is a joke.
Just so you know, the whole thing is a joke.
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That is Don Johnson of Miami Vice
this is Dwayne Johnson
this is Dwayne Johnson
February 16, 2026 at 3:07 AM
That is Don Johnson of Miami Vice
this is Dwayne Johnson
this is Dwayne Johnson
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This is Don Johnson, not Dwayne.
February 16, 2026 at 3:01 AM
This is Don Johnson, not Dwayne.
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Methinks you need to get your Johnsons straight…
February 16, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Methinks you need to get your Johnsons straight…
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that's not Dwayne Johnson.
Dwayne Johnson (born May 2, 1972), also known by his ring name "the Rock", is an American actor and professional wrestler. He is signed to WWE, where he performs on a part-time basis. Widely regarded as one of the greatest professional wrestlers of all time
February 16, 2026 at 3:37 AM
that's not Dwayne Johnson.
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Sure looks like Don to me…
February 16, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Sure looks like Don to me…
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DJ Jazzy Jeff... Jeffrey Allen Townes is an African American... Jeff Probst is not an African American
February 16, 2026 at 2:09 AM
DJ Jazzy Jeff... Jeffrey Allen Townes is an African American... Jeff Probst is not an African American
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That’s Don Johnson. 🙃
February 16, 2026 at 6:26 AM
That’s Don Johnson. 🙃
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That's Don not Dwayne! 😆😂😆😂
February 16, 2026 at 6:36 AM
That's Don not Dwayne! 😆😂😆😂
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Why are you showing a white man? From survivor?
February 15, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Why are you showing a white man? From survivor?
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Read the alt text!
February 16, 2026 at 6:38 AM
Read the alt text!
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The photo is JK Simmons
February 16, 2026 at 6:48 AM
The photo is JK Simmons
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Those who fail history class are doomed to repeat it.
February 16, 2026 at 9:59 AM
Those who fail history class are doomed to repeat it.
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Always. Read. The. Alt. 😂
J.K. Rowling is a British author best known for creating Harry Potter. In recent years, her public comments on transgender people—accurately described as transphobic and bigoted by LGBTQ groups and media outlets—have overshadowed her literary legacy
February 16, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Always. Read. The. Alt. 😂
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kebab is actually short for kerobert
February 16, 2026 at 2:15 AM
kebab is actually short for kerobert
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So this weekend TikTok removed our video about Elon Musk showing up in the Epstein files for "promoting misinformation", which we're sure has nothing at all to do with billionaire Trump megadonor Larry Ellison taking over control of TikTok's algorithm.
February 16, 2026 at 2:27 AM
So this weekend TikTok removed our video about Elon Musk showing up in the Epstein files for "promoting misinformation", which we're sure has nothing at all to do with billionaire Trump megadonor Larry Ellison taking over control of TikTok's algorithm.
Rand Paul is a Republican U.S. Senator from Kentucky, serving since 2011. Born in 1963, he is a physician and son of Ron Paul. Known for libertarian‑leaning positions, he advocates limited government, fiscal restraint, and civil liberties
February 16, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Rand Paul is a Republican U.S. Senator from Kentucky, serving since 2011. Born in 1963, he is a physician and son of Ron Paul. Known for libertarian‑leaning positions, he advocates limited government, fiscal restraint, and civil liberties
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First one of these to make me laugh
February 16, 2026 at 1:24 AM
First one of these to make me laugh
George Martin (1926–2016) was an English record producer, arranger, composer, conductor, and musician. Widely known as “the Fifth Beatle,” he shaped The Beatles’ sound and produced dozens of chart‑topping hits across a six‑decade career, influencing modern popular music
February 16, 2026 at 1:22 AM
George Martin (1926–2016) was an English record producer, arranger, composer, conductor, and musician. Widely known as “the Fifth Beatle,” he shaped The Beatles’ sound and produced dozens of chart‑topping hits across a six‑decade career, influencing modern popular music
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