Patrickworld 👋🏾 🌎 🎸
@patrickworld.bsky.social
DM’s only. Classically untrained music guy, cat guy, guitar guy, online guy. Criminally underrated, dishwasher safe (top rack), a sitting contradiction. Born in the north and sworn to entertain ya 🇨🇦😼 PS I’m KIDDING
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#BREAKING Lionel Richie has given me one of his Grammys. Mr. Richie told reporters he had made the presentation “as a recognition for Patrick’s unique commitment to dancing on the ceiling.” I in turn called it a “a wonderful gesture”
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Why is Kelsey grammar pictured?
February 13, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Why is Kelsey grammar pictured?
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I’m new to you…just stumbled upon this accidentally.
I’m lost. I don’t know who that dude is but I DO know he’s NOT M.C. Hammer.
Kinda left feeling like this left me…
I’m lost. I don’t know who that dude is but I DO know he’s NOT M.C. Hammer.
Kinda left feeling like this left me…
February 13, 2026 at 5:47 PM
I’m new to you…just stumbled upon this accidentally.
I’m lost. I don’t know who that dude is but I DO know he’s NOT M.C. Hammer.
Kinda left feeling like this left me…
I’m lost. I don’t know who that dude is but I DO know he’s NOT M.C. Hammer.
Kinda left feeling like this left me…
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I'm not totally certain, but it feels like the fall of modern civilization started when someone did a disco version of "Have a Cigar" and no one thought to punish the originator.
February 13, 2026 at 4:26 PM
I'm not totally certain, but it feels like the fall of modern civilization started when someone did a disco version of "Have a Cigar" and no one thought to punish the originator.
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Well, where I come from the jokes are supposed to be funny!
Actually, I just have no idea what this is about. The only thing I know is the man in picture is allegedly kind of a bad person.
Actually, I just have no idea what this is about. The only thing I know is the man in picture is allegedly kind of a bad person.
February 13, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Well, where I come from the jokes are supposed to be funny!
Actually, I just have no idea what this is about. The only thing I know is the man in picture is allegedly kind of a bad person.
Actually, I just have no idea what this is about. The only thing I know is the man in picture is allegedly kind of a bad person.
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Ok this crap keeps happening and it’s driving me nuts.
Why are people posting a mismatched picture of a famous person plus description?
There’s got to be a reason.
Why are people posting a mismatched picture of a famous person plus description?
There’s got to be a reason.
February 13, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Ok this crap keeps happening and it’s driving me nuts.
Why are people posting a mismatched picture of a famous person plus description?
There’s got to be a reason.
Why are people posting a mismatched picture of a famous person plus description?
There’s got to be a reason.
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What am I missing? 🤷
The pictured is not MC Hammer, but the Jack Russell owner (on 📺).
The pictured is not MC Hammer, but the Jack Russell owner (on 📺).
February 13, 2026 at 5:39 PM
What am I missing? 🤷
The pictured is not MC Hammer, but the Jack Russell owner (on 📺).
The pictured is not MC Hammer, but the Jack Russell owner (on 📺).
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okay I didn't get the joke because I have no idea what MC Hammer looks like and I LEGIT THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD
February 13, 2026 at 5:37 PM
okay I didn't get the joke because I have no idea what MC Hammer looks like and I LEGIT THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD
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I can see what you're doing. And it's very funny. Nice work. 😂
February 13, 2026 at 5:15 PM
I can see what you're doing. And it's very funny. Nice work. 😂
Louie Anderson (1953–2022) was an Emmy‑winning American stand‑up comedian, actor, author, and game‑show host. He created Life with Louie, starred in Baskets, hosted Family Feud, and became beloved for his warm observational humor drawn from his Minnesota upbringing.
February 13, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Louie Anderson (1953–2022) was an Emmy‑winning American stand‑up comedian, actor, author, and game‑show host. He created Life with Louie, starred in Baskets, hosted Family Feud, and became beloved for his warm observational humor drawn from his Minnesota upbringing.
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Everyone not getting the joke be like --
a red car is parked next to a trailer that says u-tow on it
Alt: Sideshow Bob stepping on the rakes.
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Everyone not getting the joke be like --
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Alright team, it's Valentine's Day on Saturday. Do I, a single woman:
A) stay in with wine and a book
B) go out to a single's event
or
and
go with me on this
C) terrorize the local male population by roaming the streets demanding they perform tropical bird mating dances for my amusement
A) stay in with wine and a book
B) go out to a single's event
or
and
go with me on this
C) terrorize the local male population by roaming the streets demanding they perform tropical bird mating dances for my amusement
February 13, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Alright team, it's Valentine's Day on Saturday. Do I, a single woman:
A) stay in with wine and a book
B) go out to a single's event
or
and
go with me on this
C) terrorize the local male population by roaming the streets demanding they perform tropical bird mating dances for my amusement
A) stay in with wine and a book
B) go out to a single's event
or
and
go with me on this
C) terrorize the local male population by roaming the streets demanding they perform tropical bird mating dances for my amusement
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So this was just practice?🤔 Or underhanded clickbait?🤔
February 13, 2026 at 4:56 PM
So this was just practice?🤔 Or underhanded clickbait?🤔
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That is not him.
February 13, 2026 at 4:46 PM
That is not him.
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No That's not Dennis Hopper. I used AI to get the facts straight here. It's kind of funny.
February 13, 2026 at 4:44 PM
No That's not Dennis Hopper. I used AI to get the facts straight here. It's kind of funny.
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someone stole my dish of hot potato covered in cheese, so I'm persona non gratin
February 12, 2026 at 11:54 AM
someone stole my dish of hot potato covered in cheese, so I'm persona non gratin
Colin Jost is an American comedian, writer, and actor known for co-anchoring Weekend Update on Saturday Night Live. Born in 1982, he joined SNL in 2005, later becoming head writer. He’s also a bestselling author and is married to actor Scarlett Johansson
February 13, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Colin Jost is an American comedian, writer, and actor known for co-anchoring Weekend Update on Saturday Night Live. Born in 1982, he joined SNL in 2005, later becoming head writer. He’s also a bestselling author and is married to actor Scarlett Johansson
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Che Guevara, born Ernesto Guevara de la Serna in 1928, was an Argentine‑born Marxist revolutionary, physician, and key leader of the Cuban Revolution. He later pursued guerrilla movements abroad before his execution in Bolivia in 1967, becoming an enduring global symbol of radical resistance
February 13, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Che Guevara, born Ernesto Guevara de la Serna in 1928, was an Argentine‑born Marxist revolutionary, physician, and key leader of the Cuban Revolution. He later pursued guerrilla movements abroad before his execution in Bolivia in 1967, becoming an enduring global symbol of radical resistance
Brad Pitt, born William Bradley Pitt, is an acclaimed American actor and producer known for Thelma & Louise, Fight Club, and Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. A two-time Academy Award winner, he’s recognized for his versatility, global influence, and decades‑long impact on contemporary cinema
February 13, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Brad Pitt, born William Bradley Pitt, is an acclaimed American actor and producer known for Thelma & Louise, Fight Club, and Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. A two-time Academy Award winner, he’s recognized for his versatility, global influence, and decades‑long impact on contemporary cinema
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Oh. I get it now. Lol! You do it on purpose.
February 13, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Oh. I get it now. Lol! You do it on purpose.
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Why do you have Kelsey Grammer's picture instead of MC Hammer's?
Am I missing something?
Am I missing something?
February 13, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Why do you have Kelsey Grammer's picture instead of MC Hammer's?
Am I missing something?
Am I missing something?
When you check that alt text 👀
a man wearing sunglasses and a name tag that says custodian looks at his phone
Alt: a man wearing sunglasses and a name tag that says custodian looks at his phone
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February 13, 2026 at 2:57 PM
When you check that alt text 👀
Chelsea Victoria Clinton (born February 27, 1980) is an American writer. She is the only child of former U.S. President Bill Clinton and former U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton.
February 13, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Chelsea Victoria Clinton (born February 27, 1980) is an American writer. She is the only child of former U.S. President Bill Clinton and former U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton.