Patrickworld 👋🏾 🌎 🎸
@patrickworld.bsky.social
DM’s only. Classically untrained music guy, cat guy, guitar guy, online guy. Criminally underrated, dishwasher safe (top rack), a sitting contradiction. Born in the north and sworn to entertain ya 🇨🇦😼 PS I’m kidding 🤷🏾♂️
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#BREAKING Lionel Richie has given me one of his Grammys. Mr. Richie told reporters he had made the presentation “as a recognition for Patrick’s unique commitment to dancing on the ceiling.” I in turn called it a “a wonderful gesture”
John Adams (1735–1826), 2nd U.S. president, was a leading Founding Father, Harvard‑trained lawyer, and early advocate for independence. He served as diplomat in Europe, helped negotiate the Treaty of Paris, became the first vice president, and later shaped the young republic’s political foundations
February 16, 2026 at 4:24 PM
John Adams (1735–1826), 2nd U.S. president, was a leading Founding Father, Harvard‑trained lawyer, and early advocate for independence. He served as diplomat in Europe, helped negotiate the Treaty of Paris, became the first vice president, and later shaped the young republic’s political foundations
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I’m so tired this morning, and this confused the shit out of me. 10/10 no notes
February 16, 2026 at 3:52 PM
I’m so tired this morning, and this confused the shit out of me. 10/10 no notes
Rutherford B. Hayes (1822–1893), the 19th U.S. president, ended Reconstruction and advanced early civil service reform. A former Union general and Ohio governor, he won the fiercely disputed 1876 election and sought national reconciliation while promoting government integrity
February 16, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Rutherford B. Hayes (1822–1893), the 19th U.S. president, ended Reconstruction and advanced early civil service reform. A former Union general and Ohio governor, he won the fiercely disputed 1876 election and sought national reconciliation while promoting government integrity
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William Howard Taft was the 27th U.S. president and later the 10th chief justice, the only American to hold both roles. Born in 1857, he rose through judicial and administrative posts, shaping law and government with steady, pragmatic leadership.
February 16, 2026 at 3:36 PM
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Andrew Jackson (1767–1845), the seventh U.S. president, rose from frontier poverty to national fame as a War of 1812 hero. Known as “Old Hickory,” he expanded presidential power, founded the Democratic Party, and enforced controversial policies including Native American removal
February 16, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Andrew Jackson (1767–1845), the seventh U.S. president, rose from frontier poverty to national fame as a War of 1812 hero. Known as “Old Hickory,” he expanded presidential power, founded the Democratic Party, and enforced controversial policies including Native American removal
John Quincy Adams (1767–1848) was the sixth U.S. president, a skilled diplomat, and son of John Adams. He shaped the Monroe Doctrine as secretary of state and later served in Congress, where he became a leading voice against slavery
February 16, 2026 at 3:37 PM
John Quincy Adams (1767–1848) was the sixth U.S. president, a skilled diplomat, and son of John Adams. He shaped the Monroe Doctrine as secretary of state and later served in Congress, where he became a leading voice against slavery
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Announcer: This program is intended for mature audiences only
Me: HELL YEAH LET'S SEE THE TITS
Me: HELL YEAH LET'S SEE THE TITS
February 16, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Announcer: This program is intended for mature audiences only
Me: HELL YEAH LET'S SEE THE TITS
Me: HELL YEAH LET'S SEE THE TITS
‘Agree to disagree’* 🫱🏾🫲🏼
*get fucked
*get fucked
February 16, 2026 at 3:17 PM
‘Agree to disagree’* 🫱🏾🫲🏼
*get fucked
*get fucked
James Madison, fourth U.S. president and “Father of the Constitution,” shaped the Constitution and Bill of Rights, co‑authored The Federalist Papers, served as Jefferson’s secretary of state, and led the nation through the War of 1812, profoundly influencing early American governance.
February 16, 2026 at 3:14 PM
James Madison, fourth U.S. president and “Father of the Constitution,” shaped the Constitution and Bill of Rights, co‑authored The Federalist Papers, served as Jefferson’s secretary of state, and led the nation through the War of 1812, profoundly influencing early American governance.
William Howard Taft was the 27th U.S. president and later the 10th chief justice, the only American to hold both roles. Born in 1857, he rose through judicial and administrative posts, shaping law and government with steady, pragmatic leadership.
February 16, 2026 at 3:14 PM
William Howard Taft was the 27th U.S. president and later the 10th chief justice, the only American to hold both roles. Born in 1857, he rose through judicial and administrative posts, shaping law and government with steady, pragmatic leadership.
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Thomas Jefferson (1743–1826) was an American statesman, philosopher, and Founding Father who authored the Declaration of Independence, served as the third U.S. president, advanced religious liberty, expanded the nation through the Louisiana Purchase, and shaped early American political ideals
February 15, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Thomas Jefferson (1743–1826) was an American statesman, philosopher, and Founding Father who authored the Declaration of Independence, served as the third U.S. president, advanced religious liberty, expanded the nation through the Louisiana Purchase, and shaped early American political ideals
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Alexander Hamilton (1755/57–1804) was a Caribbean‑born Founding Father who rose to prominence in the Revolutionary War, shaped the U.S. Constitution, co‑authored the Federalist Papers, and served as the first Secretary of the Treasury before dying in a duel with Aaron Burr
February 15, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Alexander Hamilton (1755/57–1804) was a Caribbean‑born Founding Father who rose to prominence in the Revolutionary War, shaped the U.S. Constitution, co‑authored the Federalist Papers, and served as the first Secretary of the Treasury before dying in a duel with Aaron Burr
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George Washington (1732–1799) was an American military leader and statesman who commanded the Continental Army, presided over the Constitutional Convention, and became the first U.S. president. Revered as the “Father of His Country,” he shaped the nation’s early identity and institutions
February 15, 2026 at 1:11 AM
George Washington (1732–1799) was an American military leader and statesman who commanded the Continental Army, presided over the Constitutional Convention, and became the first U.S. president. Revered as the “Father of His Country,” he shaped the nation’s early identity and institutions
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Bill Clinton is an American politician who served as the 42nd U.S. President from 1993 to 2001. Born in Hope, Arkansas, he oversaw major economic expansion, previously governed Arkansas, and later focused on global initiatives through the Clinton Foundation.
February 15, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Bill Clinton is an American politician who served as the 42nd U.S. President from 1993 to 2001. Born in Hope, Arkansas, he oversaw major economic expansion, previously governed Arkansas, and later focused on global initiatives through the Clinton Foundation.
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Abraham Lincoln, the 16th U.S. president, led the nation through the Civil War, preserved the Union, and issued the Emancipation Proclamation. A self‑taught lawyer from humble origins, he became a defining figure in American democracy before his assassination in 1865
February 15, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Abraham Lincoln, the 16th U.S. president, led the nation through the Civil War, preserved the Union, and issued the Emancipation Proclamation. A self‑taught lawyer from humble origins, he became a defining figure in American democracy before his assassination in 1865
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When I see anyone taking a selfie…
February 15, 2026 at 3:16 PM
When I see anyone taking a selfie…
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From the booth to wherever you’re listening,
this one hums soft before it speaks.
Stay close to that speaker.
The groove’s about to breathe.
this one hums soft before it speaks.
Stay close to that speaker.
The groove’s about to breathe.
"Good Morning Heartache" feat. Jill Scott
YouTube video by Chris Botti
youtu.be
February 16, 2026 at 5:21 AM
From the booth to wherever you’re listening,
this one hums soft before it speaks.
Stay close to that speaker.
The groove’s about to breathe.
this one hums soft before it speaks.
Stay close to that speaker.
The groove’s about to breathe.
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Don’t tell Monday I’m here
February 16, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Don’t tell Monday I’m here
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Also there’s a clear pattern of the people that always try to correct these and it should be no surprise. 🙃
February 16, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Also there’s a clear pattern of the people that always try to correct these and it should be no surprise. 🙃
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Did you know that strawberries are not berries, and are actually mammals?
February 16, 2026 at 10:10 AM
Did you know that strawberries are not berries, and are actually mammals?
Bud Bundy is the mischievous, sharp‑tongued youngest child on Married… with Children, played by David Faustino. A hormone‑charged schemer from suburban Chicago, he chases women, mocks his family, and dreams of escaping the Bundy chaos while constantly plotting get‑rich‑quick schemes
February 16, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Bud Bundy is the mischievous, sharp‑tongued youngest child on Married… with Children, played by David Faustino. A hormone‑charged schemer from suburban Chicago, he chases women, mocks his family, and dreams of escaping the Bundy chaos while constantly plotting get‑rich‑quick schemes
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I asked ChatGPT and it said I was right. Also, it said that you were right and we were both wrong. So, there you go.
Just so you know, the whole thing is a joke.
Just so you know, the whole thing is a joke.
February 16, 2026 at 3:06 AM
I asked ChatGPT and it said I was right. Also, it said that you were right and we were both wrong. So, there you go.
Just so you know, the whole thing is a joke.
Just so you know, the whole thing is a joke.
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That is Don Johnson of Miami Vice
this is Dwayne Johnson
this is Dwayne Johnson
February 16, 2026 at 3:07 AM
That is Don Johnson of Miami Vice
this is Dwayne Johnson
this is Dwayne Johnson
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This is Don Johnson, not Dwayne.
February 16, 2026 at 3:01 AM
This is Don Johnson, not Dwayne.