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Patrickworld 👋🏾 🌎 🎸
@patrickworld.bsky.social
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DM’s only. Classically untrained music guy, cat guy, guitar guy, online guy. Criminally underrated, dishwasher safe (top rack), a sitting contradiction. Born in the north and sworn to entertain ya 🇨🇦😼 PS I’m KIDDING
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Patrickworld 👋🏾 🌎 🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · Jan 16
#BREAKING Lionel Richie has given me one of his Grammys. Mr. Richie told reporters he had made the presentation “as a recognition for Patrick’s unique commitment to dancing on the ceiling.” I in turn called it a “a wonderful gesture”
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ashleysays.bsky.social
We should be able to mute vibes on here too
February 15, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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emarbach.bsky.social
I’m confused Don and Dwayne?
February 15, 2026 at 5:49 PM
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pamkelowna.bsky.social
That’s the joke.
February 15, 2026 at 5:50 PM
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bantamsam.bsky.social
I’m sorry, but isn’t this don johnson? Am I not getting the joke?
February 15, 2026 at 5:35 PM
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kittymomma.bsky.social
Huh? You mean Don?
February 15, 2026 at 5:31 PM
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ragingbru.bsky.social
Why the fuck is the actor J. K. Simmons in this photo??
February 15, 2026 at 5:18 PM
patrickworld.bsky.social
J.K. Rowling is a British author best known for creating Harry Potter. In recent years, her public comments on transgender people—accurately described as transphobic and bigoted by LGBTQ groups and media outlets—have overshadowed her literary legacy
JK Simmons in spiderman. Dear reader. Thank you for taking the time to check out this alt text! As you may or may not know, this is a ridiculous joke. I know full well who the person is in the photo, and that I've added the bio of a different person entirely. That's the joke. It's a gag about people having a similar name, which I can mix up in a comedic way. Also, I was dropped on the head as a baby. Several times.
February 15, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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weeder.bsky.social
Editor pounding the desk: Bleaker. Bleaker!
NYT headline Shivering Americans Snap Up Firewood as Winter Grinds On
February 15, 2026 at 1:58 PM
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pmysue.bsky.social
This schtick continues to not be funny.🤦🏻‍♀️
February 15, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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patrickworld.bsky.social
Its 2026; block don't scold!
a woman in a robe says just leave netflix
ALT: a woman in a robe says just leave netflix
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February 14, 2026 at 3:18 PM
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bdonnelly.bsky.social
Guitar of the Day
February 15, 2026 at 10:19 AM
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jcsalterego.bsky.social
they should invent a sunday morning where i'm still asleep
February 15, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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lovescts.bsky.social
Why is there a picture of Don Johnson instead of the Rock? It is the 2nd time you do this. Stop it!
February 15, 2026 at 2:59 PM
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frenemyofthepeople.bsky.social
These posts make me stop and think.

And I don’t want to do that!
February 15, 2026 at 3:02 PM
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brandoncato.bsky.social
Uhhhhh…….🤪

That photo is actor DON Johnson.
February 15, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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rancher78.bsky.social
This picture is of actor Don Johnson not Dwane Johnson
February 15, 2026 at 3:53 PM
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jasonbentsman.bsky.social
Hi friends - Here's a sample page from my debut #photobook "Which Cannot Be Seen" released several days ago from 89Books Italy. You can see more / order the book here: tinyurl.com/JBPhotobook

#photobooklaunch #photobookcollectors #librofotográfico #independentpublishing #smallpublishing #cinematic
February 15, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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buellerl.bsky.social
If you haven't watched this yet, former President Obama discusses community hope and learning. He encourages more discussions regarding policies, talks strategies that win against divisive politics, and about the Obama Presidential Center. #democracy #obama
youtu.be/uI-hgSE5QIw?...
Barack Obama BREAKS SILENCE on Trump's ape video, Bad Bunny, and 2028 election
YouTube video by Brian Tyler Cohen
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February 15, 2026 at 2:49 PM
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pcadamsart.bsky.social
Wrong Johnson
February 15, 2026 at 4:35 PM
patrickworld.bsky.social
Me, oblivious to the bsky blocks
Garfield standing in front of a sign that shows his own face crossed out with a red prohibition symbol. Garfield looks smugly at the sign, and a caption below him reads, “Huh. I wonder who that’s for.”
February 15, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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abbyhiggs.bsky.social
Aliens are real. And they’re probably scared AF of us - what, with all the *gestures broadly* goin’ on
February 15, 2026 at 4:06 PM
patrickworld.bsky.social
Abraham Lincoln, the 16th U.S. president, led the nation through the Civil War, preserved the Union, and issued the Emancipation Proclamation. A self‑taught lawyer from humble origins, he became a defining figure in American democracy before his assassination in 1865
Actor Manuel Garcia-Rulfo, dressed in a dark suit and red tie, leans against a blue Lincoln Continental convertible at a scenic coastal overlook with cliffs and ocean in the background.Dear reader. Thank you for taking the time to check out this alt text! As you may or may not know, this is a ridiculous joke. I know full well who the person is in the photo, and that I've added the bio of a different person entirely. That's the joke. It's a gag about people having a similar name, which I can mix up in a comedic way. Also, I was dropped on the head as a baby. Several times.
February 15, 2026 at 3:51 PM
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unfitz.bsky.social
I took everyone’s advice and ate the rich. They tasted like saddle leather and unpaid taxes.
February 15, 2026 at 2:58 PM
patrickworld.bsky.social
Ernst Röhm (1887–1934) was a brutal architect of Nazi violence, commanding the SA as it terrorized opponents. His unchecked ambition and paramilitary power made him a threat even to Hitler, who ultimately had Röhm executed during the Night of the Long Knives
Kristi Noem. Dear reader. Thank you for taking the time to check out this alt text! As you may or may not know, this is a ridiculous joke. I know full well who the person is in the photo, and that I've added the bio of a different person entirely. That's the joke. It's a gag about people having a similar name, which I can mix up in a comedic way. Also, I was dropped on the head as a baby. Several times.
February 15, 2026 at 2:55 PM
patrickworld.bsky.social
Olympic ads should just be:

‘Canada, you’re already here’
a group of cartoon characters are sitting at a table with signs that say canada and usa
ALT: a group of cartoon characters are sitting at a table with signs that say canada and usa
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February 15, 2026 at 2:43 PM