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Patrickworld 👋🏾 🌎
@patrickworld.bsky.social
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Classically untrained music guy, cat guy, guitar guy, online guy. Criminally underrated, dishwasher safe (top rack), a sitting contradiction. DMs only. Born in the north and sworn to entertain ya 🇨🇦🎸😼
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‘The thing is, I actually had no recollection of that at all, cuz you have to understand I was really high’

- Charlie Sheen
The cover of Charlie Sheens documentary
November 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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‘So the cops turn up, but you have to remember, at this point I was really high’

- Charlie Sheen
The cover of Charlie Sheens documentary
November 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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‘I was sitting in my car, really high, and I was just driving’

- Charlie Sheen
The cover of Charlie Sheens documentary
November 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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‘The thing about Two and a Half Men was that while I was filming most of the series, I was really high’

- Charlie Sheen
The cover of Charlie Sheens documentary
November 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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‘So, imagine this, I’ve got this huge audition, I’m sitting there in front of this director, but I’m really high’

- Charlie Sheen
The cover of Charlie Sheens documentary
November 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
patrickworld.bsky.social
🎶 ’DREAM OF CALIFORNICATIONNN’
Pope dressed in white robes and zucchetto speaks into a microphone during a public indoor event, surrounded by clergy and photographers. A cardinal in red and black attire stands nearby, and an ornate red and gold chair is visible in the foreground.
November 25, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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happy monday I guess
Minecraft error screen with pixelated brown block background. Centered message reads “Unable to connect to world” above a gray “OK” button.
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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This lil prick was chewing the outside of the door cuz I didn’t feed him. That’s the white bit on the left side his mouth
November 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Pussy footin
Close-up of a tabby cat’s hind legs and lower body standing on a white surface. The fur is striped in shades of brown, black, and gray, with visible texture. The cat’s paws are firmly planted, and a brown object—possibly a book or mat—appears to the right.
November 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Check 1, check 2
Red electric guitar with a patterned strap leans against a large amp cabinet, flanked by a pedalboard of effects pedals and cables. To the right, a red sparkle drum kit with snare and bass drum adds visual punch. The setup rests against a stone wall backdrop, warmly lit to highlight the textures and gear, evoking a live performance or studio vibe.
November 22, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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without downloading new pics what is it like dating you?
Franklin from Peanuts with his arms open wide
November 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Unlike you, I get my news from a RELIABLE source
Kevin Nealon anchoring weekend update on SNL
November 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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‘Say ‘quiet piggy’ again. I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say quiet piggy one more goddamn time’
A puppet resembling Miss Piggy stands in the foreground, dressed in a patterned outfit with a pearl necklace and long blonde hair. She holds a handgun in her right hand, pointed slightly upward, creating a jarring contrast with her traditionally glamorous persona. The background is softly blurred, showing two people holding coffee cups in what appears to be a casual public setting.
November 21, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Why yes, I was about to stop working
A tabby cat with striking green eyes rests her front paws gently on a person’s leg, gazing directly into the camera with a calm, curious expression. Her striped fur catches the soft indoor light, while a hand reaches down to pet her head affectionately. Behind them, a wooden desk, a computer mouse, and a patterned rug add cozy texture to the scene, framed by a blue wall that deepens the intimate, homey atmosphere.
November 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
The memes of Van Halen in 1982
November 19, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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It’s a Squier Fat Strat 👀
A lovely red guitar
November 19, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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Guess what we did last night 😎
A musician stands on a carpeted floor, looking down at their gear setup. The lower half of their body is visible—black shoes, blue pants—and the neck and body of a guitar peek into the frame from the bottom. In front of them lies a multi-effects pedal with a digital display, knobs, and connected cables. Just beyond it, a compact “HEADRUSH” amplifier sits upright, angled slightly toward the viewer. The scene suggests a moment of quiet prep before a jam or recording session, with a focus on tone-shaping tools and personal setup.
November 19, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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An older man with white hair and a trimmed white beard stands against a plain black background, wearing a dark shirt and holding a white sign with bold black text that reads “They finna drag you.” His smile appears tight and slightly uncomfortable, adding to the ironic tone. This is the well-known meme figure “Hide the Pain Harold,” often used to humorously depict someone masking discomfort or dread with a forced smile. The phrase on the sign suggests impending criticism or confrontation, amplifying the meme’s blend of awkwardness and comedic warning.
November 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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I always said this movie sucked. It made the most money with the smallest cultural footprint. Nobody talks about it. Nobody quotes it, but somehow it made billions. Well this morning I was driving behind James Cameron I guess
A car with a vanity plate that says AVATAR1
November 18, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Whaddya want from me? 🤷🏾‍♂️
A bearded man in a green jacket stands calmly on a small motorboat drifting through a lush, tree-lined waterway. One white dog perches at the bow, alert and poised, while a second dog with brown patches waits on the dock nearby, gazing toward the boat. The water shimmers with reflections of greenery, and the scene evokes quiet companionship and rustic charm—like a visual echo of the Goodfellas line: “One dog goes one way, the other dog goes the other way, and this guy’s sayin’, ‘Whaddya want from me?’”
November 18, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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What do you guys think should I do my own research?
A small white silica gel packet with bilingual warnings in English and Japanese. The top half reads “SILICAGEL” followed by “DANGEROUS DO NOT EAT” and Japanese text indicating the packet is not edible. The bottom half repeats the warning with “DESICCANT SILICAGEL” and matching Japanese phrases. The packet is crinkled and photographed against a neutral background, emphasizing its role in moisture control for packaged goods.
November 17, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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‘I know I said let me out but let me in’
Bette sits outside on a snow-covered porch, gazing through a glass sliding door. Her fur is softly illuminated by the warm indoor light, contrasting with the untouched ridges of fresh snow around her. Inside, a wooden floor and patterned rug hint at the cozy space she’s hoping to enter.
November 17, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Canadian ingenuity 🇨🇦 ❄️
A close-up of a hand wielding a rubber spoon, scooping packed snow from the recessed well near a car’s windshield. The spoon flexes slightly under the icy weight, its soft edges tracing the curve of the metal. Snow clings to the spoon’s bowl in clumps, while water droplets glisten on the car’s surface, hinting at a slow thaw. A windshield wiper peeks through the frost, half-liberated. The scene blends winter grit with improvised grace.
November 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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‘sup y’all?’
This painting is a provocative and satirical portrait that depicts a figure resembling former U.S. President Bill Clinton in an unconventional pose and attire. Here’s a breakdown of its visual and symbolic elements: 🖼️ Visual Description • Subject: The figure appears to be Bill Clinton, rendered with recognizable facial features and a playful expression. • Attire: He is wearing a blue dress and red high heels, echoing Monica Lewinsky’s iconic outfit from the 1990s. • Pose: Seated casually in a chair, one leg draped over the other, he points directly at the viewer with a smile—suggesting confidence, irony, or confrontation. • Setting: The background includes bookshelves and furniture, evoking a domestic or study-like environment, adding a layer of intimacy or intellectual contrast. 🎨 Artistic and Cultural Context • Tone: The painting blends realism with surrealism, using familiar political imagery in a jarring, gender-bending context. • Interpretation: Often viewed as a commentary on power, scandal, and public image. The attire and pose challenge traditional representations of masculinity and authority. • Provenance: This artwork gained notoriety after being reportedly found in Jeffrey Epstein’s Manhattan townhouse, sparking widespread media attention and speculation about its intent and symbolism.
November 15, 2025 at 3:16 PM