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For saying "is it" followed by root veg/tubers thus highlighting what a lazy place it is. These were the only times I went viral. Shocking, I know
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December 1, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Watching Kemi trying to grasp simple facts is akin to watching Abu Hamza juggle custard
December 1, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Everything reminds me of him (your boyfriend)
December 1, 2025 at 5:11 PM
December 1, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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I didn’t know it had been.
December 1, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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"hi nigle can i defecate 2 ur team pls?" x
December 1, 2025 at 10:20 AM
How about you "fuck off" and stop with this crank bollocks?
December 1, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Anyway my first meeting starts at 10 and I'm eating my granola whilst humming the tune to the OMD banger "Enola Gay" but substituting the word "Enola" with "granola" re my internal singing
December 1, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Anyway GOD, if that *is* your real name, I'm not happy.
December 1, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Not having today. None of this is fair. My bed was comfy, thank you very fucking much.
December 1, 2025 at 9:53 AM
I'm not even showered yet

Make me get showered. Thanks
December 1, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Morning
December 1, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Same
November 30, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I don't even drink Baileys

Couldn't really tell you for why
November 30, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Me, everyday for the next month
November 30, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Recreate the magic of A Christmas Carol for an elderly relative by waking them repeatedly to tell them where they’ve gone wrong in life.
November 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
32gb of ram?

I remember when 64kb was enough for manic miner

64,000 Vs 32,000,000,000

Mad innit
Just looking at building PCs and when I built one back in the 90s you had to do it in a biologically secure room and ensure you earthed yourself before plugging everything in delicately to each socket, now it's basically just slightly cheaper Lego sets
November 30, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Just looking at building PCs and when I built one back in the 90s you had to do it in a biologically secure room and ensure you earthed yourself before plugging everything in delicately to each socket, now it's basically just slightly cheaper Lego sets
November 30, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Look at the little leaves!
November 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I see Your Party have decided to call Your Party "Your Party"
November 30, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I'm whoof er eurore, who are you?
Everyone has absolutely lost their minds.
November 30, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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My mum is President of a local Rotary Club & she’s holding a Santa’s grotto for the 250 children of a hotel housing refugees. They need help fundraising. If you’d like to help you can donate with this info:

Business Name: Rotary Benevolent
Sort: 30-97-17
Acc No: 39241560
Ref: Refugees Presents
November 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Can't wait for the "Rob and Romesh finally fuck off" series
November 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Going to play my zombie game and see how long till I get bored
November 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM