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Pronob Spookyballs 🎃🦇 @captainfanny.co.uk · Jan 27
For saying "is it" followed by root veg/tubers thus highlighting what a lazy place it is. These were the only times I went viral. Shocking, I know
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 10h
I’ll give anyone a bag of expensive artisan-style crisps (flavour of your choosing) if you can express in letters of the alphabet the noise that Blakey makes when people do their Blakey impression: “I’ll get you for this Butler _______”
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Ptango @ptango.bsky.social · 10h
Blakey as Batty

“I ‘ate you Deckard!”
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Pronob Spookyballs 🎃🦇 @captainfanny.co.uk · 9h
Ok fine. This is more difficult than I thought it would be.
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Pronob Spookyballs 🎃🦇 @captainfanny.co.uk · 10h
Eeeuuuurrrrrrrrrrr
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Pronob Spookyballs 🎃🦇 @captainfanny.co.uk · 10h
Nice parrot
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Pronob Spookyballs 🎃🦇 @captainfanny.co.uk · 10h
I'm sure you do
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Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · 10h
Not sure why Sam Altman's pet name for your mum is ChatGPT.
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The Verge @theverge.com · 12h
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
ChatGPT is about to get flirty.
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Pronob Spookyballs 🎃🦇 @captainfanny.co.uk · 10h
They don't normally do that unless they're hungry for human flesh
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Pronob Spookyballs 🎃🦇 @captainfanny.co.uk · 10h
What's your favourite con?

Mines either air when it's hot, or ba when it's breakfast
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Pronob Spookyballs 🎃🦇 @captainfanny.co.uk · 10h
I think if you were being generous, that could heal a few people
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ayedunno91.bsky.social @ayedunno91.bsky.social · 11h
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Pronob Spookyballs 🎃🦇 @captainfanny.co.uk · 11h
Like some kind of digivoyeur
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Pronob Spookyballs 🎃🦇 @captainfanny.co.uk · 11h
Surely, I imagine, the turn on with sexting is that there's someone on the other end of those words mutually enjoying the conversation. I know incels are a thing but boy, this is spurious
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The Verge @theverge.com · 12h
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
ChatGPT is about to get flirty.
buff.ly
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Davey Jones @daveyjones.bsky.social · 11h
At last! Now they've finally realised what AI is for, perhaps they'll stop trying to foist it on every other aspect of our lives
Panel of an old Roger Mellie cartoon - from about 30-odd years ago - in which he is presenting a 'wanking machine' which he has invented for Tomorrow's World. Drawn by Chris Donald.
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Dr Raul Duke @drraulduke.bsky.social · 13h
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 13h
It's curious how the generation who bang on about woke nannying had to be repeatedly told not to swim in quarries, scoff mummy's pills or retrieve frisbees from pylons.
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Pronob Spookyballs 🎃🦇 @captainfanny.co.uk · 14h
AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-GA!
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Pronob Spookyballs 🎃🦇 @captainfanny.co.uk · 14h
I've run out now
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Pronob Spookyballs 🎃🦇 @captainfanny.co.uk · 14h
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!
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Pronob Spookyballs 🎃🦇 @captainfanny.co.uk · 14h
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
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Pronob Spookyballs 🎃🦇 @captainfanny.co.uk · 14h
HONNNNNNNNNNK!
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Pronob Spookyballs 🎃🦇 @captainfanny.co.uk · 14h
Prrrp
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Pronob Spookyballs 🎃🦇 @captainfanny.co.uk · 14h
this is the times. The king reads the times.
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The Times & Sunday Times @thetimes.com · 14h
A senior official at Scotland’s main heritage body was sanctioned after allegedly “twerking” in front of the actor Martin Compston at an Edinburgh Castle event
Heritage official ‘twerked’ at Line of Duty star Martin Compston
Employee of Historic Environment Scotland was sanctioned after allegedly getting drunk and performing a lewd dance at an Edinburgh Castle event
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 14h
Yes but Nicola if people didn’t wilfully misinterpret news stories where would they get their kicks
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Nicola @scrapegroat.bsky.social · 14h
It just took one click to clarify that it's the Language element of English A Level that's being compared, not Literature. It's still a bit much tbh. KS3 level is surely more than good enough if we're looking for a standard.
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 15h
“Blast! Up to now, the rhino was one of my prime suspects.”
“Blast! Up to now, the rhino was one of my prime suspects.”
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 15h
😂
youtube.com/shorts/H_O2n...
"I knew exactly what they wanted to do" - LESLIE NIELSEN on Playing it Straight in Comedy
YouTube video by Pyramid Productions Inc.
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