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@stefanthinks.bsky.social
Joke attempter. Mildly annoying. Occasionally humorous.
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Suddenly wildly attracted to dad types in their 40s but there’s a communication barrier I’m struggling with that I can’t quite place.
February 9, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Suddenly wildly attracted to dad types in their 40s but there’s a communication barrier I’m struggling with that I can’t quite place.
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if you ever feel bad about being online too much, just remember you’re not that lady who had a whole rant thread on how dril was the reason kamala harris lost the election
February 12, 2026 at 1:53 AM
if you ever feel bad about being online too much, just remember you’re not that lady who had a whole rant thread on how dril was the reason kamala harris lost the election
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3rd rock from the sun was pretty good but imagine if they morphed into some kinda mechas when they got stressed out
February 12, 2026 at 4:08 AM
3rd rock from the sun was pretty good but imagine if they morphed into some kinda mechas when they got stressed out
just in case King Arthur visits?
February 12, 2026 at 4:59 AM
just in case King Arthur visits?
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what if i want to care about jimmy cracking corn?
February 12, 2026 at 4:15 AM
what if i want to care about jimmy cracking corn?
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Don’t worry, we can fix this > WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING
February 12, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Don’t worry, we can fix this > WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING
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i’ve been devoured by internet
February 12, 2026 at 4:53 AM
i’ve been devoured by internet
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When folks use the word uproar, I have to fight the urge to shout: is that anything like updog?
February 11, 2026 at 3:58 PM
When folks use the word uproar, I have to fight the urge to shout: is that anything like updog?
tried to buy some robux but my credit score was too low
February 12, 2026 at 2:34 AM
tried to buy some robux but my credit score was too low
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always remember: not everything is your fault, just the stuff that happened since you were born
April 22, 2025 at 9:53 PM
always remember: not everything is your fault, just the stuff that happened since you were born
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explaining to the kid at the car wash trying to upsell me to the monthly unlimited wash plan how executive dysfunctional brains work and how if i enroll, i will never get a car wash ESPECIALLY because it is unlimited
February 12, 2026 at 1:09 AM
explaining to the kid at the car wash trying to upsell me to the monthly unlimited wash plan how executive dysfunctional brains work and how if i enroll, i will never get a car wash ESPECIALLY because it is unlimited
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Pepto bismol why do you have these stupid measuring cups every adult knows the dose is two huge chugs from the bottle
February 12, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Pepto bismol why do you have these stupid measuring cups every adult knows the dose is two huge chugs from the bottle
if you ever feel bad about being online too much, just remember you’re not that lady who had a whole rant thread on how dril was the reason kamala harris lost the election
February 12, 2026 at 1:53 AM
if you ever feel bad about being online too much, just remember you’re not that lady who had a whole rant thread on how dril was the reason kamala harris lost the election
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Grated cheese, for people who love pizza but hate crust, tomato sauce, pepperoni, and things that were in an oven!
February 11, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Grated cheese, for people who love pizza but hate crust, tomato sauce, pepperoni, and things that were in an oven!
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oh wow, that’s so cool the stock market is doing well! so we all get a bonus or a raise or something or nah?
February 12, 2026 at 12:20 AM
oh wow, that’s so cool the stock market is doing well! so we all get a bonus or a raise or something or nah?
the highest form of compliment my wife can give a Thai or Lao restaurant is if she brings her own pork rinds
February 12, 2026 at 1:12 AM
the highest form of compliment my wife can give a Thai or Lao restaurant is if she brings her own pork rinds
explaining to the kid at the car wash trying to upsell me to the monthly unlimited wash plan how executive dysfunctional brains work and how if i enroll, i will never get a car wash ESPECIALLY because it is unlimited
February 12, 2026 at 1:09 AM
explaining to the kid at the car wash trying to upsell me to the monthly unlimited wash plan how executive dysfunctional brains work and how if i enroll, i will never get a car wash ESPECIALLY because it is unlimited
oh wow, that’s so cool the stock market is doing well! so we all get a bonus or a raise or something or nah?
February 12, 2026 at 12:20 AM
oh wow, that’s so cool the stock market is doing well! so we all get a bonus or a raise or something or nah?
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Hot take but I liked the Kraven the hunter movie.
February 11, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Hot take but I liked the Kraven the hunter movie.
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I know you're not supposed to pick on things people can't help, but Pam Bondi is dumber than a bag of dog shit on the ground next to a trashcan instead of inside it
February 11, 2026 at 11:44 PM
I know you're not supposed to pick on things people can't help, but Pam Bondi is dumber than a bag of dog shit on the ground next to a trashcan instead of inside it
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take a scent, leave a scent
February 11, 2026 at 11:44 PM
take a scent, leave a scent
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When I was a kid, we didn't have UFC fights. We had to watch "Cheaters" and wait for the confrontation.
February 11, 2026 at 11:45 PM
When I was a kid, we didn't have UFC fights. We had to watch "Cheaters" and wait for the confrontation.
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Drafts! The silent killer of unhinged shitposting. Never second guess your posts.
February 11, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Drafts! The silent killer of unhinged shitposting. Never second guess your posts.
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