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@stefanthinks.bsky.social
Joke attempter. Mildly annoying. Occasionally humorous.
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The pronoun labeler, which was by far the most useful labeler on the site, was deleted by its creator. But thanks to @ripperoni.com there’s a new one available. I highly recommend it. It’s a great way to share your pronouns or see someone else’s pronouns at a glance.
bsky.app/profile/pron...
bsky.app/profile/pron...
bsky.app
February 11, 2026 at 6:39 AM
The pronoun labeler, which was by far the most useful labeler on the site, was deleted by its creator. But thanks to @ripperoni.com there’s a new one available. I highly recommend it. It’s a great way to share your pronouns or see someone else’s pronouns at a glance.
bsky.app/profile/pron...
bsky.app/profile/pron...
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Kinda Fucked Up that in our lifetimes we've gone from "never share personal info on the internet" to "hand over your identity to the most incompetent corporations imaginable".
February 9, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Kinda Fucked Up that in our lifetimes we've gone from "never share personal info on the internet" to "hand over your identity to the most incompetent corporations imaginable".
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I am being discriminated against by this childproof packaging for my bedtime weed gummies
February 11, 2026 at 7:21 AM
I am being discriminated against by this childproof packaging for my bedtime weed gummies
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louder for the ones who can’t smell it in the back
February 11, 2026 at 7:21 AM
louder for the ones who can’t smell it in the back
farting is not a crime
February 11, 2026 at 7:20 AM
farting is not a crime
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Are you anxious or are you simply correctly assessing the numerous threats
February 11, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Are you anxious or are you simply correctly assessing the numerous threats
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It really is funny watching AI people talk about AI as intelligence. Like Jim Henson telling everyone on Sesame Street how scared he is of "the thing that lives in the can."
February 11, 2026 at 5:05 AM
It really is funny watching AI people talk about AI as intelligence. Like Jim Henson telling everyone on Sesame Street how scared he is of "the thing that lives in the can."
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the monster and another monster were in the closet making abysses and i saw the abyss and the abyss looked at me
NIETZSCHE: the abyss looked at you?
NIETZSCHE: the abyss looked at you?
February 11, 2026 at 6:56 AM
the monster and another monster were in the closet making abysses and i saw the abyss and the abyss looked at me
NIETZSCHE: the abyss looked at you?
NIETZSCHE: the abyss looked at you?
i blocked that account that is doing the pickle character schtick, that gherkin is too corny
February 11, 2026 at 6:55 AM
i blocked that account that is doing the pickle character schtick, that gherkin is too corny
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They should invent an ice cube that isn’t loud.
February 11, 2026 at 6:30 AM
They should invent an ice cube that isn’t loud.
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[flirting] wanna watch me eat all 20 inches of this ikea hot dog?
February 11, 2026 at 2:33 AM
[flirting] wanna watch me eat all 20 inches of this ikea hot dog?
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The good news is there is a solution to misinformation and disinformation.
The bad news is: it's information
The bad news is: it's information
September 13, 2025 at 2:35 PM
The good news is there is a solution to misinformation and disinformation.
The bad news is: it's information
The bad news is: it's information
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If you'd had a "SCIENCE IS REAL" sign in your yard 10 years ago, people would've assumed you were a massive stoner
July 9, 2025 at 7:09 PM
If you'd had a "SCIENCE IS REAL" sign in your yard 10 years ago, people would've assumed you were a massive stoner
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I’m really glad that Epstein guy is dead.
February 11, 2026 at 6:38 AM
I’m really glad that Epstein guy is dead.
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Kid Rock claiming Bad Bunny only got the Super Bowl because of DEI, while Rock cancels tour dates and Bad Bunny sells out stadiums, is the perfect metaphor for the oblivious, jealous conceit of white grievance.
February 10, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Kid Rock claiming Bad Bunny only got the Super Bowl because of DEI, while Rock cancels tour dates and Bad Bunny sells out stadiums, is the perfect metaphor for the oblivious, jealous conceit of white grievance.
if you sit down to listen to your enemy you might realize how much you actually have in common, like how much you hate each other
February 11, 2026 at 6:00 AM
if you sit down to listen to your enemy you might realize how much you actually have in common, like how much you hate each other
go touch fiberglass
February 11, 2026 at 5:38 AM
go touch fiberglass
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[pulitzer prize ceremony]
Son: I'd like to dedicate this to my father
[camera cuts to me eating corn nuts in a darth vader t-shirt]
Son: I'd like to dedicate this to my father
[camera cuts to me eating corn nuts in a darth vader t-shirt]
February 11, 2026 at 2:21 AM
[pulitzer prize ceremony]
Son: I'd like to dedicate this to my father
[camera cuts to me eating corn nuts in a darth vader t-shirt]
Son: I'd like to dedicate this to my father
[camera cuts to me eating corn nuts in a darth vader t-shirt]
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Today all my internal organs dried out and shriveled up inside me, so please, let me come out and be the maracas in your band.
February 11, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Today all my internal organs dried out and shriveled up inside me, so please, let me come out and be the maracas in your band.
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When I see trends from my teen years (2002-2009) I recognize them but I was wearing a Gravedigger monster truck shirt someone gave me because I wanted the goth aesthetic and that was as close as I could get on hand-me-downs in a rural town
February 11, 2026 at 4:31 AM
When I see trends from my teen years (2002-2009) I recognize them but I was wearing a Gravedigger monster truck shirt someone gave me because I wanted the goth aesthetic and that was as close as I could get on hand-me-downs in a rural town
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My exhaustion is exhausted.
February 11, 2026 at 3:34 AM
My exhaustion is exhausted.
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Something the Still Mad About MeToo people seem to have forgotten is that MeToo part 1 was at least partially a response to Trump’s disgusting behavior, and we are now in Trump 2, and the behavior under discussion is even worse, so guess what everybody
February 11, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Something the Still Mad About MeToo people seem to have forgotten is that MeToo part 1 was at least partially a response to Trump’s disgusting behavior, and we are now in Trump 2, and the behavior under discussion is even worse, so guess what everybody
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if elon had a normal dick he absolutely would have posted it by now
February 11, 2026 at 1:56 AM
if elon had a normal dick he absolutely would have posted it by now
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[seeing a british actor on n an american tv sitcom show]
oh fuck they’ve gone bloke
oh fuck they’ve gone bloke
February 11, 2026 at 1:40 AM
[seeing a british actor on n an american tv sitcom show]
oh fuck they’ve gone bloke
oh fuck they’ve gone bloke
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ME: so it rhymes with baseline
INVENTOR OF VASELINE: oh goodness no
INVENTOR OF VASELINE: oh goodness no
February 11, 2026 at 12:40 AM
ME: so it rhymes with baseline
INVENTOR OF VASELINE: oh goodness no
INVENTOR OF VASELINE: oh goodness no