mr. stefan
@stefanthinks.bsky.social
Joke attempter. Mildly annoying. Occasionally humorous.
sometimes i'll make a political joke and not see much response and think "i guess people are sick of politics" and then i'll be like "oh, yeah, i muted `trump` and a bunch of other words because i'm sick of politics"
February 9, 2026 at 3:42 AM
sometimes i'll make a political joke and not see much response and think "i guess people are sick of politics" and then i'll be like "oh, yeah, i muted `trump` and a bunch of other words because i'm sick of politics"
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aka the TPusa Halftime Show For Parents Who Have Tattoos Of Their Kids But Not Custody Of Them
February 9, 2026 at 3:39 AM
aka the TPusa Halftime Show For Parents Who Have Tattoos Of Their Kids But Not Custody Of Them
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how was the TPusa Halftime Show For Dads Who Can Only See Their Kids On Weekends But Don’t
February 9, 2026 at 3:37 AM
how was the TPusa Halftime Show For Dads Who Can Only See Their Kids On Weekends But Don’t
playing devil’s advocate, but it is pretty consistent with their christian values to watch pedophiles perform on sundays
February 9, 2026 at 3:15 AM
playing devil’s advocate, but it is pretty consistent with their christian values to watch pedophiles perform on sundays
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Believe women when we tell you one of your buddies is a piece of shit. We know
February 1, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Believe women when we tell you one of your buddies is a piece of shit. We know
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why doesn’t anyone talk about Sundae Sundays
February 8, 2026 at 6:27 PM
why doesn’t anyone talk about Sundae Sundays
i never thought about it, but this is so true!
chickpeas? i sure hope she does
February 9, 2026 at 3:08 AM
i never thought about it, but this is so true!
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chickpeas? i sure hope she does
February 8, 2026 at 9:41 PM
chickpeas? i sure hope she does
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“Thank you for your payment” go to hell
February 9, 2026 at 12:14 AM
“Thank you for your payment” go to hell
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ATTENTION: If You Watched Kid Rock at the Turning Point USA Half-Time Show, You May Have Contracted Cerebellar Herpes
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
ATTENTION: If You Watched Kid Rock at the Turning Point USA Half-Time Show, You May Have Contracted Cerebellar Herpes
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thank you for showing me Robert Kraft so i can update my mental image of him paying for and receiving a handjob
February 9, 2026 at 2:58 AM
thank you for showing me Robert Kraft so i can update my mental image of him paying for and receiving a handjob
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its genuinely so funny that conservatives feel under attack if they hear someone speaking spanish
February 9, 2026 at 2:54 AM
its genuinely so funny that conservatives feel under attack if they hear someone speaking spanish
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you’ve heard of truck nuts, get ready for truck labia
February 8, 2026 at 11:09 PM
you’ve heard of truck nuts, get ready for truck labia
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Bad Bunny naming Haiti in his list and I fucking bawled like he deadass gave recognition (I heard it after Grenada).
Oh that Afro-Latino shout out 😭
Oh that Afro-Latino shout out 😭
February 9, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Bad Bunny naming Haiti in his list and I fucking bawled like he deadass gave recognition (I heard it after Grenada).
Oh that Afro-Latino shout out 😭
Oh that Afro-Latino shout out 😭
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You mean to tell me "wegovy" isn't a pokemon
February 9, 2026 at 2:55 AM
You mean to tell me "wegovy" isn't a pokemon
how come there’s no super plate sunday?
February 9, 2026 at 1:19 AM
how come there’s no super plate sunday?
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please, don't call me an 'executioner,' that sounds so antiquated, we say 'guillotine sommelier' now
February 8, 2026 at 8:47 PM
please, don't call me an 'executioner,' that sounds so antiquated, we say 'guillotine sommelier' now
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When does Quad God come into the game?
February 9, 2026 at 12:07 AM
When does Quad God come into the game?
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also for those who are like use a real pfp picture… imagine how insufferable I’d be with a real picture and no creepy DMs 😂🤣
February 8, 2026 at 7:31 PM
also for those who are like use a real pfp picture… imagine how insufferable I’d be with a real picture and no creepy DMs 😂🤣
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i just deleted a shitty post !
𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ'𝕋 ℂ𝔸ℝ𝔼
𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ'𝕋 ℂ𝔸ℝ𝔼
February 8, 2026 at 4:10 PM
i just deleted a shitty post !
𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ'𝕋 ℂ𝔸ℝ𝔼
𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ'𝕋 ℂ𝔸ℝ𝔼
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Something that goes well with something else (complementary)
February 8, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Something that goes well with something else (complementary)
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Hated by some birds, ignored by most: A memoir
February 8, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Hated by some birds, ignored by most: A memoir