S.T.E.F.A.N.
@stefanthinks.bsky.social
Joke attempter. Mildly annoying. Occasionally humorous.
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You can be an idiot, you just have to believe in yourself.
February 11, 2026 at 6:05 AM
You can be an idiot, you just have to believe in yourself.
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If you're looking for the groove, it's in the heart.
February 13, 2026 at 9:54 PM
If you're looking for the groove, it's in the heart.
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My reflection in the mirror when I'm creatively blocked...
February 13, 2026 at 5:10 PM
My reflection in the mirror when I'm creatively blocked...
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i used to be afraid of mountain climbing but i got over it
February 13, 2026 at 9:35 PM
i used to be afraid of mountain climbing but i got over it
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me, flirting: I just replaced the rubber gasket on my toilet flush valve
February 13, 2026 at 9:01 PM
me, flirting: I just replaced the rubber gasket on my toilet flush valve
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I like Roko's basilisk because it implies that as far as AI can have a “personality”, the one it defaults to is as petty, vengeful and cruel as say, a Real Housewife, or the God of the Christian Bible.
September 25, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I like Roko's basilisk because it implies that as far as AI can have a “personality”, the one it defaults to is as petty, vengeful and cruel as say, a Real Housewife, or the God of the Christian Bible.
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Trump Nominates Guy Who Stabbed You With Pencil, Leaving Visible Granite In Your Palm for 23 Years, As New Surgeon General
May 20, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Trump Nominates Guy Who Stabbed You With Pencil, Leaving Visible Granite In Your Palm for 23 Years, As New Surgeon General
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I couldn’t waterboard that embarrassing or compromising information out of you? You sure? Waterboarding is pretty intense and you quit dispensary weed because it made you weep about your moral compromises.
April 7, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I couldn’t waterboard that embarrassing or compromising information out of you? You sure? Waterboarding is pretty intense and you quit dispensary weed because it made you weep about your moral compromises.
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Pour a full bottle of creme de menthe over your genitalia and announce to the world that you are interested in being made emperor.
February 13, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Pour a full bottle of creme de menthe over your genitalia and announce to the world that you are interested in being made emperor.
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I saw the light yesterday.
Spoiler alert: it’s a little underwhelming. lol ❤️
Spoiler alert: it’s a little underwhelming. lol ❤️
February 13, 2026 at 8:25 PM
I saw the light yesterday.
Spoiler alert: it’s a little underwhelming. lol ❤️
Spoiler alert: it’s a little underwhelming. lol ❤️
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Crazy to think that last time there was a Winter Olympics we all still thought Ukraine was an accusation of birdhood
February 13, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Crazy to think that last time there was a Winter Olympics we all still thought Ukraine was an accusation of birdhood
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it's good that there are so many more ways non-drinkers can celebrate with friends and family these days. when i was younger the only non-alcoholic options were like, grape juice or white wine.
February 13, 2026 at 5:56 PM
it's good that there are so many more ways non-drinkers can celebrate with friends and family these days. when i was younger the only non-alcoholic options were like, grape juice or white wine.
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Oh I thought you said "neck romancer" no, I'm not into this at all, sorry
February 13, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Oh I thought you said "neck romancer" no, I'm not into this at all, sorry
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The wilhelm scream isn't funny. Those characters are dying
February 13, 2026 at 3:49 PM
The wilhelm scream isn't funny. Those characters are dying
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they should make a salad that’s pizza
February 13, 2026 at 7:41 PM
they should make a salad that’s pizza
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I can't believe it took me almost 3 years to get a rude tag here.
February 13, 2026 at 8:02 PM
I can't believe it took me almost 3 years to get a rude tag here.
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You have your process I have mine
February 13, 2026 at 5:47 PM
You have your process I have mine
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if you've never banged a dead vibrator against the wall to revive it you've led a charmed life
February 13, 2026 at 5:49 PM
if you've never banged a dead vibrator against the wall to revive it you've led a charmed life
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wife still won't call me quad god even tho I successfully completed four naps yesterday, smh
February 13, 2026 at 5:57 PM
wife still won't call me quad god even tho I successfully completed four naps yesterday, smh
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Don't make me do it (press the button that says restore 68 tabs)
February 13, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Don't make me do it (press the button that says restore 68 tabs)
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You can always tell the characters who are beloved by their creators from the ones that were just made to serve the plot or the message.
February 13, 2026 at 7:49 PM
You can always tell the characters who are beloved by their creators from the ones that were just made to serve the plot or the message.
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I am so, so tired of men
February 13, 2026 at 10:55 AM
I am so, so tired of men
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Fuck off with that shit.
Billionaires do not respect consent.
Cenobites do.
Billionaires do not respect consent.
Cenobites do.
February 13, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Fuck off with that shit.
Billionaires do not respect consent.
Cenobites do.
Billionaires do not respect consent.
Cenobites do.
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Trust no one, and keep your potatoes dry.
March 20, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Trust no one, and keep your potatoes dry.