S.T.E.F.A.N.
@stefanthinks.bsky.social
Joke attempter. Mildly annoying. Occasionally humorous.
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i won’t be watching the goat movie because the whole time i would be too distracted that the anthropomorphic basketball playing goats have round pupils. my suspension of disbelief has limits.
February 10, 2026 at 12:11 AM
i won’t be watching the goat movie because the whole time i would be too distracted that the anthropomorphic basketball playing goats have round pupils. my suspension of disbelief has limits.
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what is this, a winter olympics for ants?
the use of performance enhancing drugs by olympic athletes is getting out of hand
February 10, 2026 at 12:59 AM
what is this, a winter olympics for ants?
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Drafts is what my son used to call giraffes and I don't believe in those either.
February 10, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Drafts is what my son used to call giraffes and I don't believe in those either.
what is this, a winter olympics for ants?
the use of performance enhancing drugs by olympic athletes is getting out of hand
February 10, 2026 at 12:59 AM
what is this, a winter olympics for ants?
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it's hard to let your haters be your motivators when you're so universally beloved
February 9, 2026 at 4:18 PM
it's hard to let your haters be your motivators when you're so universally beloved
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Can I say anything without you getting mad at me?
blasting jock jams as i turkish ice cream man this little brat himejoshi-style
February 9, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Can I say anything without you getting mad at me?
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i fucking love this place i’ll never leave
February 10, 2026 at 12:16 AM
i fucking love this place i’ll never leave
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idea: bigger Bugles. for adult fingers
February 8, 2026 at 9:25 PM
idea: bigger Bugles. for adult fingers
i won’t be watching the goat movie because the whole time i would be too distracted that the anthropomorphic basketball playing goats have round pupils. my suspension of disbelief has limits.
February 10, 2026 at 12:11 AM
i won’t be watching the goat movie because the whole time i would be too distracted that the anthropomorphic basketball playing goats have round pupils. my suspension of disbelief has limits.
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fuck discord i’m going to back to AIM
fuck discord i’m going to back to irc
fuck discord i’m going to reactivate my Second Life account
February 9, 2026 at 10:54 PM
fuck discord i’m going to back to AIM
i know i said that my posts wouldn't be so cringe if bluesky had a drafts folder, but i was lying
February 9, 2026 at 9:00 PM
i know i said that my posts wouldn't be so cringe if bluesky had a drafts folder, but i was lying
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when i save "hannah montana implies the existence of 49 other hannahs" as a draft, what good does that do except delay your eventual suffering?
February 9, 2026 at 8:50 PM
when i save "hannah montana implies the existence of 49 other hannahs" as a draft, what good does that do except delay your eventual suffering?
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would you like to meet up somewhere in the woods and just scream
we could get coffee after
we could get coffee after
February 7, 2026 at 1:08 PM
would you like to meet up somewhere in the woods and just scream
we could get coffee after
we could get coffee after
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astounding to me how "make America great again" was referring to fascism and NOT classic refrigerators with lazy susan trays in them. Really missed the point with that slogan.
January 14, 2026 at 9:19 PM
astounding to me how "make America great again" was referring to fascism and NOT classic refrigerators with lazy susan trays in them. Really missed the point with that slogan.
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(living an unexamined life) yaaaaaay haha yay wheeeeee
December 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM
(living an unexamined life) yaaaaaay haha yay wheeeeee
i feel like a i need to take the week off to find the best web browser
February 9, 2026 at 8:51 PM
i feel like a i need to take the week off to find the best web browser
a billionaires are weird little greedy guys with money fetishes
elon musk? oh you mean that weird little greedy guy with the money fetish?
February 9, 2026 at 8:50 PM
a billionaires are weird little greedy guys with money fetishes
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elon musk? oh you mean that weird little greedy guy with the money fetish?
February 9, 2026 at 1:50 PM
elon musk? oh you mean that weird little greedy guy with the money fetish?
imagine being there and seeing this goober hold the ‘youtube thumbnail of flabbergasted soyjak pointing’ pose for 20 minutes to make sure all the photographers got a good shot
YouTuber-turned-boxer Jake Paul showed up for speedskating at the Milan Cortina Winter Olympics on Monday and was standing at his second-row seat in the stands while his fiancée, Jutta Leerdam of the Netherlands, took the gold medal in the women’s 1,000 meters.
Jake Paul was in the second row as his fiancée, Jutta Leerdam, won a gold in Olympic speedskating
YouTuber-turned-boxer Jake Paul was in the stands for speedskating at the Milan Cortina Winter Olympics to watch his fiancée, Jutta Leerdam of the Netherlands, win the gold medal in the women's 1,000 meters.
bit.ly
February 9, 2026 at 8:20 PM
imagine being there and seeing this goober hold the ‘youtube thumbnail of flabbergasted soyjak pointing’ pose for 20 minutes to make sure all the photographers got a good shot
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it’s pretty ruff that the tpusa conservative halftime show couldn’t even get half of the viewers as puppy bowl
February 9, 2026 at 7:39 PM
it’s pretty ruff that the tpusa conservative halftime show couldn’t even get half of the viewers as puppy bowl
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I am not just sitting here I'm experimenting with potential energy.
March 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I am not just sitting here I'm experimenting with potential energy.
it’s pretty ruff that the tpusa conservative halftime show couldn’t even get half of the viewers as puppy bowl
February 9, 2026 at 7:39 PM
it’s pretty ruff that the tpusa conservative halftime show couldn’t even get half of the viewers as puppy bowl
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If you said "that was great" after the Bad Bunny performance, Google has provided your information to DHS
February 9, 2026 at 3:21 PM
If you said "that was great" after the Bad Bunny performance, Google has provided your information to DHS
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hoping the minty fresh smell of my brushed teeth distract the dentist from all the blood gushing out of my gums from when they floss
February 9, 2026 at 7:13 PM
hoping the minty fresh smell of my brushed teeth distract the dentist from all the blood gushing out of my gums from when they floss
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The Girl with the Bodega Cat Tattoo
February 9, 2026 at 6:30 PM
The Girl with the Bodega Cat Tattoo