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Joke attempter. Mildly annoying. Occasionally humorous.
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The Girl with the Bodega Cat Tattoo
February 9, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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quick reminder that even if it's being expressed in a calm voice by an incel podcast host who eats too much protein and can bench a useless amount of weight, all racism is rooted in fear, not love. grow up.
February 9, 2026 at 2:49 PM
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The Girl with the Shrek Tattoo
February 9, 2026 at 6:20 PM
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won a medal at the winter ozempics (the donut eating endurance event)
February 9, 2026 at 4:41 PM
fuck discord i’m going to back to irc
fuck discord i’m going to reactivate my Second Life account
February 9, 2026 at 6:26 PM
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fuck discord i’m going to reactivate my Second Life account
February 9, 2026 at 5:49 PM
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GET ON BOARD WITH THE HAM RADIOS OR THE SEXTING STOPS
February 9, 2026 at 6:12 PM
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As a child I ate the flesh-colored crayola and this is my cannibal origin story.
February 9, 2026 at 6:17 PM
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they're amphetamines, not amphetayours
February 9, 2026 at 6:18 PM
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Trump isn’t some aberration. He’s the conservative movement’s logical and inevitable—and intentional—endpoint.

The movement was always an AstroTurf propaganda effort by anti-democratic corporate interests and scions from wealthy families that preferred fascism to Roosevelt.
February 9, 2026 at 5:41 PM
"free gift"? what other kind of gift is there?
February 9, 2026 at 5:53 PM
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irreverent internet comedians rise up
February 9, 2026 at 5:07 AM
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I got Irreverent Internet Comedians and that's all I care about
February 9, 2026 at 2:34 PM
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i heard the pope still has the same # as when he was a cardinal so i texted him ( . )( . ) and now i’m blocked
February 9, 2026 at 3:42 PM
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Instead of the Pulitzers they could be like “The HP Lovecraft award for being scared of the Irish goes to-“
February 9, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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help
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 PM
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be the Super Bowl ad you want to see in this world
February 9, 2026 at 4:10 PM
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“kid rock? isn’t that what they called epstein island?”
February 9, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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Dem leadership literally looked at Mamdani's landslide victory, despite their ratfucking, and then *continued* to appeal to people more willing to die in pain than see a trans person alive.
December 11, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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what, tried to warn you about him hogging all the girls under the age of consent?
Weird. I tried to warn libertarians about Trump
February 9, 2026 at 4:12 PM
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How can you not believe it isn't butter Susan it tastes fucking terrible
February 14, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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after all why not? why shouldn't I believe it's butter?
February 9, 2026 at 5:52 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 5:57 AM
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Came back secondhand, born in thrift. It never could have all been brand new but some say there's an invoice somewhere. It would mean we're alive not just curses in old things. Me, I astral project to Etsy
February 9, 2026 at 5:43 AM
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the only way Musk was ever getting to Mars is if we shot him out of a cannon
February 9, 2026 at 4:04 PM