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@stefanthinks.bsky.social
Joke attempter. Mildly annoying. Occasionally humorous.
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If a movie sequel is subtitled ‘The Final Chapter’ there are 3 things of which you can be certain:
1. It will not be a good movie
2. The producers know that the series should have ended 2 movies ago
3. It will in fact turn out not to be the final chapter, anyway
1. It will not be a good movie
2. The producers know that the series should have ended 2 movies ago
3. It will in fact turn out not to be the final chapter, anyway
July 29, 2024 at 1:11 PM
If a movie sequel is subtitled ‘The Final Chapter’ there are 3 things of which you can be certain:
1. It will not be a good movie
2. The producers know that the series should have ended 2 movies ago
3. It will in fact turn out not to be the final chapter, anyway
1. It will not be a good movie
2. The producers know that the series should have ended 2 movies ago
3. It will in fact turn out not to be the final chapter, anyway
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Hell yeah I love Curling! Curling up into a ball and crying.
February 10, 2026 at 8:38 AM
Hell yeah I love Curling! Curling up into a ball and crying.
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i won’t be watching the goat movie because the whole time i would be too distracted that the anthropomorphic basketball playing goats have round pupils. my suspension of disbelief has limits.
February 10, 2026 at 12:11 AM
i won’t be watching the goat movie because the whole time i would be too distracted that the anthropomorphic basketball playing goats have round pupils. my suspension of disbelief has limits.
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[sniffly]
I need to make a hot toddy...
*sees I don't have lemon, honey, cinnamon, or cloves*
I need to make a whiskey.
I need to make a hot toddy...
*sees I don't have lemon, honey, cinnamon, or cloves*
I need to make a whiskey.
February 9, 2026 at 10:18 PM
[sniffly]
I need to make a hot toddy...
*sees I don't have lemon, honey, cinnamon, or cloves*
I need to make a whiskey.
I need to make a hot toddy...
*sees I don't have lemon, honey, cinnamon, or cloves*
I need to make a whiskey.
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hey quick question how do we fix whatever cultural circumstances made this sentence possible
February 10, 2026 at 6:43 AM
hey quick question how do we fix whatever cultural circumstances made this sentence possible
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Everyone needs to say in one voice we will primary you if you don't support abolishing ice
February 10, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Everyone needs to say in one voice we will primary you if you don't support abolishing ice
once you all watch the movie based on a stephen king novel until the ending, it’s over for you bitches
February 10, 2026 at 4:49 AM
once you all watch the movie based on a stephen king novel until the ending, it’s over for you bitches
where’s this famous grass everyone keeps recommending i touch?
February 10, 2026 at 4:26 AM
where’s this famous grass everyone keeps recommending i touch?
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hello 911? yea me again…something was on my tv that wasnt tailored specifically to the demographic im in
February 10, 2026 at 3:51 AM
hello 911? yea me again…something was on my tv that wasnt tailored specifically to the demographic im in
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Every time Elon starts talking about building an army of unstoppable sex robots or a space base in 5 years, it's because he's in a state of blind panic and squirting bullshit the way a squid does ink.
The actual story, if journalists didn't suck, would be: what is he panicking about this time.
The actual story, if journalists didn't suck, would be: what is he panicking about this time.
February 9, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Every time Elon starts talking about building an army of unstoppable sex robots or a space base in 5 years, it's because he's in a state of blind panic and squirting bullshit the way a squid does ink.
The actual story, if journalists didn't suck, would be: what is he panicking about this time.
The actual story, if journalists didn't suck, would be: what is he panicking about this time.
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I rarely do this, but I’m hoping I maybe have enough of a following here that someone can help: I need to get in contact with Donkey Kong. It’s urgent
February 6, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I rarely do this, but I’m hoping I maybe have enough of a following here that someone can help: I need to get in contact with Donkey Kong. It’s urgent
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nobody calls their friend and says whasssuuuuuupppppppp anymore, sad
February 9, 2026 at 2:52 PM
nobody calls their friend and says whasssuuuuuupppppppp anymore, sad
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In the biggest rollback of physics policy yet, the Trump administration will repeal the finding that gravity keeps you stuck to the ground
February 10, 2026 at 2:47 AM
In the biggest rollback of physics policy yet, the Trump administration will repeal the finding that gravity keeps you stuck to the ground
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When someone tells me how old their child is I say "that's such a fun age" even if it's 37
February 10, 2026 at 1:42 AM
When someone tells me how old their child is I say "that's such a fun age" even if it's 37
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The bad skeets and typoos will continue until mortals improve.
February 8, 2026 at 8:53 PM
The bad skeets and typoos will continue until mortals improve.
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playing devil’s advocate, but it is pretty consistent with their christian values to watch pedophiles perform on sundays
February 9, 2026 at 3:15 AM
playing devil’s advocate, but it is pretty consistent with their christian values to watch pedophiles perform on sundays
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My half-Siamese cat opens every closet door at night like a tiny demon poltergeist on a mission.
February 10, 2026 at 2:33 AM
My half-Siamese cat opens every closet door at night like a tiny demon poltergeist on a mission.
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They should make Shrek-themed Doritos that are green and taste like swamp water.
February 10, 2026 at 2:28 AM
They should make Shrek-themed Doritos that are green and taste like swamp water.
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You can learn a great deal about someone simply by breaking into their house and reading their journal.
February 9, 2026 at 11:23 PM
You can learn a great deal about someone simply by breaking into their house and reading their journal.
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partisanship killed america more than 50 years ago. we're just around to hear its death rattle
February 10, 2026 at 1:45 AM
partisanship killed america more than 50 years ago. we're just around to hear its death rattle
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you can't go out to get cigarettes if you don't have a wife and kids to abandon, and that's how i quit smoking
February 10, 2026 at 1:45 AM
you can't go out to get cigarettes if you don't have a wife and kids to abandon, and that's how i quit smoking