S.T.E.F.A.N.
@stefanthinks.bsky.social
Joke attempter. Mildly annoying. Occasionally humorous.
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i am increasingly bothered by terms like "showdown" or "face-off" or "clash" when used to describe corrupt and fascist power coming up against resistance because there's an implied symmetry that does not exist.
February 11, 2026 at 6:22 PM
i am increasingly bothered by terms like "showdown" or "face-off" or "clash" when used to describe corrupt and fascist power coming up against resistance because there's an implied symmetry that does not exist.
rip zack morris π₯
February 11, 2026 at 9:16 PM
rip zack morris π₯
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You were meant to see this post.
February 11, 2026 at 12:45 PM
You were meant to see this post.
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She's a 10/10 but excel thinks she's October 10th
February 9, 2026 at 10:30 AM
She's a 10/10 but excel thinks she's October 10th
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social justice urologist: power to the peehole!
February 11, 2026 at 8:17 PM
social justice urologist: power to the peehole!
why would so many really vocal people say itβs true if itβs not true?
February 11, 2026 at 6:30 PM
why would so many really vocal people say itβs true if itβs not true?
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i know propaganda is lies and fake and all that. propaganda doesnβt work on me at all (lol!) but i really think we need to start seriously considering the possibility of the propaganda beingβ¦true?
February 11, 2026 at 6:26 PM
i know propaganda is lies and fake and all that. propaganda doesnβt work on me at all (lol!) but i really think we need to start seriously considering the possibility of the propaganda beingβ¦true?
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the butt is the shoulders of the legs
February 11, 2026 at 3:42 PM
the butt is the shoulders of the legs
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love going to the dentist to feel like an invalid who canβt keep their tongue still
February 11, 2026 at 6:13 PM
love going to the dentist to feel like an invalid who canβt keep their tongue still
You probably need to update to the 90s
Kindergarten Cop GIF
Alt: A man tells a classroom of kindergarteners βitβs naht a toomah!β
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 6:14 PM
You probably need to update to the 90s
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meetings would go smooth if these young bloods were raised to appreciate all of my 80s references
February 11, 2026 at 4:24 PM
meetings would go smooth if these young bloods were raised to appreciate all of my 80s references
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(catching up on notifs) oh more people tagging me in pictures of ketchup
February 11, 2026 at 5:34 PM
(catching up on notifs) oh more people tagging me in pictures of ketchup
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I hope I'm somewhere awful when It Happens, like the dentist. So forever after I'll have a positive association: "I remember where I was that day. Having the best root canal ever"
February 11, 2026 at 4:11 PM
I hope I'm somewhere awful when It Happens, like the dentist. So forever after I'll have a positive association: "I remember where I was that day. Having the best root canal ever"
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hey it was so nice to meet you! pls fall in love with me immediately.
February 11, 2026 at 4:09 PM
hey it was so nice to meet you! pls fall in love with me immediately.
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someone gets it
hey it was so nice to meet you! pls fall in love with me immediately.
February 11, 2026 at 5:22 PM
someone gets it
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the hoa used grok to try and settle a dispute between neighbors and now theyβre both naked while trying to measure each otherβs skulls
February 11, 2026 at 1:11 AM
the hoa used grok to try and settle a dispute between neighbors and now theyβre both naked while trying to measure each otherβs skulls
when two random posts align serendipitously
February 11, 2026 at 6:03 PM
when two random posts align serendipitously
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my hair alone will send a lesser bitch right into a menty b
February 11, 2026 at 5:47 PM
my hair alone will send a lesser bitch right into a menty b
I like how clearance items are like "Was $99.99, Now $98.99!" Wow, I better get five so I can at least say I saved $5.
February 11, 2026 at 5:51 PM
I like how clearance items are like "Was $99.99, Now $98.99!" Wow, I better get five so I can at least say I saved $5.
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so funny that whenever i get a job offer and negotiation begins someone inevitably says βoh so this is about moneyβ
February 11, 2026 at 5:36 PM
so funny that whenever i get a job offer and negotiation begins someone inevitably says βoh so this is about moneyβ
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Bad Sitting President Setting Bad Precedent
February 11, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Bad Sitting President Setting Bad Precedent
Thanks, guy who was compelled to comment on my post about kid rock and bad bunny to announce he didnβt have any idea who they are. I know it must be a sisyphean effort to have to comment on every single thing you see that you donβt know about with useless information to make it about you.
February 11, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Thanks, guy who was compelled to comment on my post about kid rock and bad bunny to announce he didnβt have any idea who they are. I know it must be a sisyphean effort to have to comment on every single thing you see that you donβt know about with useless information to make it about you.
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farting is not a crime
February 11, 2026 at 7:20 AM
farting is not a crime
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In France a Peeping Tom is called a Jean Luc Peek Hard
February 11, 2026 at 3:27 PM
In France a Peeping Tom is called a Jean Luc Peek Hard
Grated cheese, for people who love pizza but hate crust, tomato sauce, pepperoni, and things that were in an oven!
February 11, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Grated cheese, for people who love pizza but hate crust, tomato sauce, pepperoni, and things that were in an oven!