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@stefanthinks.bsky.social
Joke attempter. Mildly annoying. Occasionally humorous.
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I will not support any funding deal that puts money in the hands of Stephen Miller, Kristi Noem, and this violent agency. Defund and abolish ICE now.
February 10, 2026 at 4:35 PM
I will not support any funding deal that puts money in the hands of Stephen Miller, Kristi Noem, and this violent agency. Defund and abolish ICE now.
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once i went to harry potter land at universal studios with my sister and i smoked weed out of a one hitter in the villain alley section and my sister got mad at me cause she thought i was gonna get us in trouble.
I WAS LIKE COME FOR ME JK ROWLING!!!!!!!!
then we went to jurassic park land.
I WAS LIKE COME FOR ME JK ROWLING!!!!!!!!
then we went to jurassic park land.
February 10, 2026 at 5:16 PM
once i went to harry potter land at universal studios with my sister and i smoked weed out of a one hitter in the villain alley section and my sister got mad at me cause she thought i was gonna get us in trouble.
I WAS LIKE COME FOR ME JK ROWLING!!!!!!!!
then we went to jurassic park land.
I WAS LIKE COME FOR ME JK ROWLING!!!!!!!!
then we went to jurassic park land.
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There’s something about having a ton of followers that makes you think you should conduct arguments with people through endless QTs.
February 10, 2026 at 5:35 PM
There’s something about having a ton of followers that makes you think you should conduct arguments with people through endless QTs.
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This is wrong.
There’s something about having a ton of followers that makes you think you should conduct arguments with people through endless QTs.
February 10, 2026 at 5:36 PM
This is wrong.
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That doctor who does those ear wax removal videos I love just posted a vid where he confessed that he saved up all the wax to make a statue of what he's sure his son would have looked like if women just understood him.
February 10, 2026 at 7:35 AM
That doctor who does those ear wax removal videos I love just posted a vid where he confessed that he saved up all the wax to make a statue of what he's sure his son would have looked like if women just understood him.
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hot tub filled with Ben Gay
February 10, 2026 at 3:32 PM
hot tub filled with Ben Gay
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“Honey, don’t stare, but I think our waiter is Bad Bunny!” – one of those people who thought the Super Bowl kid was Liam Ramos, at a Filipino restaurant
February 10, 2026 at 4:40 PM
“Honey, don’t stare, but I think our waiter is Bad Bunny!” – one of those people who thought the Super Bowl kid was Liam Ramos, at a Filipino restaurant
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looking forward to the next discord update where you can just @ your friends by their SSNs
February 9, 2026 at 7:55 PM
looking forward to the next discord update where you can just @ your friends by their SSNs
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The only thing more powerful than hate is double hate
February 10, 2026 at 5:24 PM
The only thing more powerful than hate is double hate
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hey gang. just wanted to give everyone an update re: those promises I've been making for the last ten years about how I was going to weave a ladder out of dreams and climb up to heaven. it was just a joke basically
February 9, 2026 at 5:51 PM
hey gang. just wanted to give everyone an update re: those promises I've been making for the last ten years about how I was going to weave a ladder out of dreams and climb up to heaven. it was just a joke basically
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has anyone else noticed that all the twenty-year-olds are thirty now? did something happen?
February 9, 2026 at 6:41 PM
has anyone else noticed that all the twenty-year-olds are thirty now? did something happen?
“Honey, don’t stare, but I think our waiter is Bad Bunny!” – one of those people who thought the Super Bowl kid was Liam Ramos, at a Filipino restaurant
February 10, 2026 at 4:40 PM
“Honey, don’t stare, but I think our waiter is Bad Bunny!” – one of those people who thought the Super Bowl kid was Liam Ramos, at a Filipino restaurant
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Jesus before the final "supper" with 12 men
Sorry, the sandals stay on during sex. I have a doctor’s note.
February 10, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Jesus before the final "supper" with 12 men
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Sorry, the sandals stay on during sex. I have a doctor’s note.
February 10, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Sorry, the sandals stay on during sex. I have a doctor’s note.
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people here seeking individual safety leading to a collective problem is the US thing to do. it's how we got infinite surveillance after 9/11, our gun industry, ever larger SUVs. if there's some way for us to each get scared that leads to society being worse we'll do that 10/10 times that's our deal
have never seen popular public opinion shift so fast about a surveillance product than the fallout from ring's super bowl "search party" ad. they'll teach this in advertising courses one day. chef's kiss baby www.404media.co/with-ring-am...
With Ring, American Consumers Built a Surveillance Dragnet
Ring's 'Search Party' is dystopian surveillance accelerationism.
www.404media.co
February 10, 2026 at 3:59 PM
people here seeking individual safety leading to a collective problem is the US thing to do. it's how we got infinite surveillance after 9/11, our gun industry, ever larger SUVs. if there's some way for us to each get scared that leads to society being worse we'll do that 10/10 times that's our deal
Sorry, the sandals stay on during sex. I have a doctor’s note.
February 10, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Sorry, the sandals stay on during sex. I have a doctor’s note.
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smdh (shaking my damn heiney)
February 10, 2026 at 2:28 PM
smdh (shaking my damn heiney)
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you want them to abide by the constitution? you mean the text based rorschach test?
February 10, 2026 at 2:58 PM
you want them to abide by the constitution? you mean the text based rorschach test?
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If I'm so dumb how does my body know when it's a full moon
February 10, 2026 at 2:20 PM
If I'm so dumb how does my body know when it's a full moon
you want them to abide by the constitution? you mean the text based rorschach test?
February 10, 2026 at 2:58 PM
you want them to abide by the constitution? you mean the text based rorschach test?
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If a movie sequel is subtitled ‘The Final Chapter’ there are 3 things of which you can be certain:
1. It will not be a good movie
2. The producers know that the series should have ended 2 movies ago
3. It will in fact turn out not to be the final chapter, anyway
1. It will not be a good movie
2. The producers know that the series should have ended 2 movies ago
3. It will in fact turn out not to be the final chapter, anyway
July 29, 2024 at 1:11 PM
If a movie sequel is subtitled ‘The Final Chapter’ there are 3 things of which you can be certain:
1. It will not be a good movie
2. The producers know that the series should have ended 2 movies ago
3. It will in fact turn out not to be the final chapter, anyway
1. It will not be a good movie
2. The producers know that the series should have ended 2 movies ago
3. It will in fact turn out not to be the final chapter, anyway
the 'evidence' against the chuck e cheese ceo is not very incriminating. if you search for his name, david mckillips, on the doj site, the only result is an email someone else sent epstein with a list of speakers at a business conference, which also included arianna huffington.
February 10, 2026 at 9:51 AM
the 'evidence' against the chuck e cheese ceo is not very incriminating. if you search for his name, david mckillips, on the doj site, the only result is an email someone else sent epstein with a list of speakers at a business conference, which also included arianna huffington.
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Hell yeah I love Curling! Curling up into a ball and crying.
February 10, 2026 at 8:38 AM
Hell yeah I love Curling! Curling up into a ball and crying.
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i won’t be watching the goat movie because the whole time i would be too distracted that the anthropomorphic basketball playing goats have round pupils. my suspension of disbelief has limits.
February 10, 2026 at 12:11 AM
i won’t be watching the goat movie because the whole time i would be too distracted that the anthropomorphic basketball playing goats have round pupils. my suspension of disbelief has limits.