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🌘 Dad Moon Rising 🌒

@dadmoonrising.bsky.social

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Real dad, moon parody. Trying to find the humor in everyday life So let us not talk falsely the hour is getting late https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vv7x4rqhaet5poqhlap53btt/feed/aaacnzz6sv472

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🌘 Dad Moon Rising 🌒 @dadmoonrising.bsky.social · Feb 1

my son is 18 now so it's time to have the talk. I think he's ready to learn about the importance of assembling a good cable and cord drawer.

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Μαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social · 5d

New game: Lie or nap. You're allowed either to tell a lie or take a nap

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Fomonster Simpson 🎃 @haliphacks.bsky.social · 4d

How to make your very own Matt Damon.

Starting from left to right, a photo of Will Poulter followed by a plus sign then a photo of Jesse Plemons followed by an equal sign then a photo of Matt Damon

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Fomonster Simpson 🎃 @haliphacks.bsky.social · 12d

It's the last day of September. If you were ever going to drop that "Wake me up when September ends" skeet, now's the time.

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Paranormal Warren G. Harding Activity @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · Nov 16

It’s cute you think the disco is the only place I panic

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🌘 Dad Moon Rising 🌒 @dadmoonrising.bsky.social · 10h

not yet hoodies....but soon...

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 13h

Uses candy corn as ear plugs.

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🌘 Dad Moon Rising 🌒 @dadmoonrising.bsky.social · 1d

Springsteen's Born to Run is my favorite song about my nose when cold season hits

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🌘 Dad Moon Rising 🌒 @dadmoonrising.bsky.social · 2d

I finally have a good excuse for when the dentist asks me why I haven't been flossing

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 3d

Leave them kids alone!

A red brick among paler facebricks on a building, with "Just another" scratched into it.

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 3d

congress should all have to wear one big t-shirt together until there’s a deal

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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 2d

Not enough people hate me. Going to form a ska band.

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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 3d

muppetized works of art: thread

Big Bird in Vincent van Gogh’s series called Sunflowers.

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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 3d

People over 40 watching birds at the bird feeder

Picture of a crowd going wild with enthusiasm

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 4d

Bluesky taught me the joy of blocking. I block people everywhere now. I just blocked an ex boyfriend on duolingo. I can't stop.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 5d

*quietly beatboxing while the judge delivers my sentence

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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 6d

I am "i don't know how long my phone flashlight has been on" years old

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🌘 Dad Moon Rising 🌒 @dadmoonrising.bsky.social · 5d

Enough with conformity - it's time to stand up and stand out!

*my one wild eyebrow hair

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Leen McBeans 🦇 @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 6d

When you’re too gay for the straights and too straight for the gays but you finally learned to give up needing to be accepted by either just to feel valid

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Lori @cornjerker78.bsky.social · Mar 9

You have just made a powerful enemy
*gives you the cookie with only one chocolate chip*

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Lori @cornjerker78.bsky.social · Jul 20

He not only came with red flags they were riddled with bullet holes from the women in his past.

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SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴‍☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 10d

You don’t scare me. I used to hold the flashlight for my dad

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🌘 Dad Moon Rising 🌒 @dadmoonrising.bsky.social · 8d

Respect

a man with a beard is sitting in a car .

ALT: a man with a beard is sitting in a car .

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · Dec 30

Based on the number of times I hear her doing it, I predict my wife would describe living with me as 'sigh maintenance'

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🌘 Dad Moon Rising 🌒 @dadmoonrising.bsky.social · 9d

the stream from the water dispenser in our refrigerator has become very slow and weak which is surprising - I didn't know that refrigerators had prostates

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🌘 Dad Moon Rising 🌒 @dadmoonrising.bsky.social · 9d

Yes!!!