Corduroy Cheddar
@corduroycheddar.bsky.social
A person with the presence of a banana
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzvn5zo3c6sav74keswooe7j/feed/aaapol7flq7xe
Also known as Korzel, Dutch musician
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHcsTVHLgao&list=PLI3TqwDaUj4TfhfxEklpowtDl8gw9j_Bj
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzvn5zo3c6sav74keswooe7j/feed/aaapol7flq7xe
Also known as Korzel, Dutch musician
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHcsTVHLgao&list=PLI3TqwDaUj4TfhfxEklpowtDl8gw9j_Bj
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Confession: I've never freed any nipple
November 28, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Confession: I've never freed any nipple
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awww what a cute baby. is it friendly?
November 25, 2025 at 11:57 PM
awww what a cute baby. is it friendly?
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You will always hold a special place in my delusions.
November 28, 2025 at 10:09 PM
You will always hold a special place in my delusions.
Are shitposts susceptible to enshittification?
November 28, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Are shitposts susceptible to enshittification?
Farting with a French accent gives you a regal appearance
November 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Farting with a French accent gives you a regal appearance
fartbased interaction
November 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
fartbased interaction
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just get this through your head, tagging me as a crush is a total violation unless I’ve farted on your face
November 28, 2025 at 6:05 PM
just get this through your head, tagging me as a crush is a total violation unless I’ve farted on your face
The cats are finally feeling better again!
November 28, 2025 at 10:51 PM
The cats are finally feeling better again!
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[prince, working on lyrics]
she had a red hat on. looked like it was thrifted.
she had a red hat on. looked like it was thrifted.
November 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
[prince, working on lyrics]
she had a red hat on. looked like it was thrifted.
she had a red hat on. looked like it was thrifted.
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Every day I lay out my clothes for work before I shower, just so I can be sure there’s at least one outfit I definitely won’t be wearing that day.
November 27, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Every day I lay out my clothes for work before I shower, just so I can be sure there’s at least one outfit I definitely won’t be wearing that day.
I bet you're amazing at wiping your butt
November 24, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I bet you're amazing at wiping your butt
To me the hand heart gesture means balls
November 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
To me the hand heart gesture means balls
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My phone: should I open this document in Word?
Also my phone: I don’t have Word.
Also my phone: I don’t have Word.
November 21, 2025 at 10:59 AM
My phone: should I open this document in Word?
Also my phone: I don’t have Word.
Also my phone: I don’t have Word.
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ask not for whom the butt holes it holes for thee
November 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
ask not for whom the butt holes it holes for thee
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Went to an exhibition this weekend of a great Dutch painter: Jan Mankes (1889-1920). He's not very well known, so I feel a need to share his work here because it's magnificent.
August 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Went to an exhibition this weekend of a great Dutch painter: Jan Mankes (1889-1920). He's not very well known, so I feel a need to share his work here because it's magnificent.
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Point taken. It's mine now. Please continue your pointless life.
November 18, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Point taken. It's mine now. Please continue your pointless life.
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They call it “personal growth” because other people’s growths are disgusting.
November 19, 2025 at 11:10 AM
They call it “personal growth” because other people’s growths are disgusting.
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"I'm still punk," I lament as I write feeling sad that my favorite grocery store is closing.
November 18, 2025 at 8:55 PM
"I'm still punk," I lament as I write feeling sad that my favorite grocery store is closing.
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Climb into bed with me and I shall regale you both up and down with epic stories of how I bravely trimmed my toenails
November 19, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Climb into bed with me and I shall regale you both up and down with epic stories of how I bravely trimmed my toenails
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please unmute me i have something else to say
*armpit farts
*armpit farts
November 19, 2025 at 4:04 AM
please unmute me i have something else to say
*armpit farts
*armpit farts
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Don’t make me thumbs up react you
November 19, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Don’t make me thumbs up react you
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me: *crying*
the cat: this sounds like a you problem
the cat: this sounds like a you problem
November 18, 2025 at 11:16 PM
me: *crying*
the cat: this sounds like a you problem
the cat: this sounds like a you problem
Point taken. It's mine now. Please continue your pointless life.
November 18, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Point taken. It's mine now. Please continue your pointless life.
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Who called it "having sex with an unmarried woman" and not "being mislaid"?
November 18, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Who called it "having sex with an unmarried woman" and not "being mislaid"?