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Corduroy Cheddar

@corduroycheddar.bsky.social

12K followers 2.8K following 9.1K posts

A person with the presence of a banana My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzvn5zo3c6sav74keswooe7j/feed/aaapol7flq7xe Also known as Korzel, Dutch musician https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHcsTVHLgao&list=PLI3TqwDaUj4TfhfxEklpowtDl8gw9j_Bj

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Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 17h

Now that i'm 46, i understand why pirates kept parrots. It's to help them remember words.

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Los 🥑 @los-los.bsky.social · 19h

5 mins into a crime drama watch party, but it’s all shitposters:

Figured it out

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Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 17h

how to read Irish words:

check each of the letters, sound them out to form syllables

blend the sounds together

finish by saying something else entirely

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 14h

Gives a whole new dimension to "say hello to my little friend"

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Hermshu @hermshu.bsky.social · 15h

Some people say revealing clothing is sexier than full nudity because it leaves more to the imagination, but I prefer my workers to be completely nude so that I know they’re not stealing any of my precious cocaine.

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Felonious Monk 📚 @thefeloniousmonk.com · 14h

Do you ever wonder if two buttholes would kiss if you pressed them together?

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · Jun 5

This is a romantic poetry account now

Black and white pic of a couple holding hands with the text 'loving you so much...when our buttholes touch'

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Sweatpants Cher @housefeminist.bsky.social · 14h

I love cats so much but when you get too many they become less like pets and more like an invasive species

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 14h

I'm feeling this. Seriously I'm feeling this

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · Jul 2

Home is where the pants aren’t

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Felonious Monk 📚 @thefeloniousmonk.com · 14h

That moment when the likes stop and you realize you have reached peak unhinged posting, and even your moots are worried about you.

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 14h

Let me be the problem you can solve

~ me, flirting

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · Nov 25

Accuse me of an idle threat again and I will be warning you

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 14h

Numb

Thoughts?

Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 14h

Yeah I got that 😘. He is sexy in that video, this is true. But I'm also shocked by his death. His influence on music, on timing alone even, is huge. It changed my playing, adding 'another option' (behind the beat).

Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 15h

He had issues with alcohol so he can't be perfect but still many musicians speak fondly of him. Also he made a few terrific solo albums whereas racist fuck Eric Clapton didn't.

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 15h

I'm still very sad about it though. Exactly my age too.

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 15h

Halfway decent is the right term for Jack Bruce right?

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 15h

Valentino Vagina & The Visible Clits

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 15h

on the choo-choo train like an old-timey cunt

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 15h

People waste entire evenings trying to choose the right movie appropriate for their tired minds, so I'm sure they will have plenty of energy to write creative prompts for AI-generated-on-demand movies

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Kellaweena 🎃 @kellalena.bsky.social · 21h

I will not hesitate to wash my whole car with the gas station squeegee.

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 15h

Some say it's disgusting, others call it a healthy dose of casual racism

Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 15h

a man wearing glasses and a brown suit smiles in front of a stack of books

Alt: a man wearing glasses and a brown suit with orange shirt smiles awkwardly in front of a bunch of orange peppermilla

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captcha @dopeshow.bsky.social · 17h

A haunted house but it's just everyone doing format tweets forever

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