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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · Dec 12
Band names.
Do not steal my band names. I'm on drums, if you can shut up I'll let you play bass.
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 42m
Don't let your past define you.
Let your future deeds define you, and make sure they include homemade schnapps, a hovercraft capable of outrunning the law, and friends who excel at mischief.
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 1h
my therapist said i needed to stop talking to myself and then she disappeared into a cloud of mist
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 1h
Disappointed the octet wasn't a band of sea creatures.
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D.N. Schmidt, sci-fi novelist🪐📚 @dnschmidt.com · 38m
I gotta stop liking pictures of pretty book covers without reading the title. One of these days, someone’s going to post “A Wife’s Guide to Smothering Your Husband in His Sleep” and I’ll be like “Nice! ❤️👍”
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 38m
ever change an overhead light bulb and be surprised at how much it burned your shoulder muscles?? that's how i know the statue of liberty is not one to be tested
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Brynnester @brynnester.bsky.social · 14d
The only real fact we can definitely says is true about the Tyrannosaurus Rex is that they were not huggers
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 5h
could a depressed person do this?

[eats a third bagel]
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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 7h
Reverse cowgirl so you can perform a spinal manipulation to treat my sciatica
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · Oct 31
do you ever throw all your blood in the garbage just to flex on dracula
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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 43m
Wow. Did NOT know you were my husband. Like, this whole time? Damn. Damn.
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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 44m
MUSTARD IS SUPERIOR. DILL MUSTARD IF YOU HAVE IT. IF YOU DON'T HAVE IT, GET IT.
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Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · Sep 13
Shun the non-believers
An empty lasagna pan and it says Garfield non-believers be like must have been the wind
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Scott With Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 17d
Does anyone know of a variety of apple that has as much protein as three cows?
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Scott With Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 14d
Another week of selling cheese from the trunk of my car. We have one new variety. Yellow.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 16h
Watched Nosferatu last night. Spoiler: that guy is bad news!
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Minor Mobius @minormobius.bsky.social · 14h
You may not enter the emerald city you are a pretender to the emerald throne BEGONE! With your corundum ways
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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 13h
Writing limericks allows me to combine my love of poetry with my passion for filth.
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Minor Mobius @minormobius.bsky.social · 14h
It used to work like this they used to send them in the mail
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Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 14h
RELISH IN THE SCREAMS OF YOUR ENEMIES! DO YOU NEED TO CLEAN YOUR GLASSES?
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Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 14h
Ok, it's Monday. LFG!
A wobbly VHS screenshot of a tennis match. Caption reads: Next: An Upsetting Day.
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Minor Mobius @minormobius.bsky.social · 14h
Bro you’re levitating bro
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Old International Print Ads @oldinprintads.bsky.social · 12h
From Australia, Oct 1968: Whirlpool; Home Hints, and Reader Recipe Contest ads

«SULTANA CAKE WINS OUR $10 PRIZE»
- A vintage advertisement promotes a new range of washing machines built to commercial engineering standards. The advert highlights the appliance's multiple rinse system and new full-protection warranty. - A collection of cooking and cleaning tips, submitted by readers, with a small monetary award for published entries. - This recipe contest highlights a sultana cake recipe, which wins the first prize of $10. The image includes a recipe and description for the sultana cake as well as a consolation recipe for Lemon-Coconut Bread-and-Butter Pudding. The recipe contest also awards smaller prizes to other recipes.
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 1d
There once was a limerick at sonnetcon? Wow even poetry news is anarchy
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Hermshu @hermshu.bsky.social · 3h
Why don’t you open an AI data center in your ass? Wait. That’s actually a good idea. That’s my idea. Don’t steal it.
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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 2d
Can't believe Mayor McCheese is in the Epstein files.
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