PAM!
Pinned
Band names.
Do not steal my band names. I'm on drums, if you can shut up I'll let you play bass.
ITS THE FIRST ANNUAL PAM FRIDAY CRAFT EXTRAVAGANZA.
November 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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I almost got up after only four hours of sleep. Then I heard the voice of my dead father tell me to get back in that bed and finish what I started because he didn't raise a quitter.
November 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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YOU CANNOT GRIND THE BONES OF YOUR ENEMIES INTO DUST TOMORROW IF YOU DO NOT TOUCH SOMETHING SOFT.
November 28, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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My Thanksgiving shirt?
Off-white with burgundy stripes.
My mom’s Thanksgiving table napkins?
Off-white with burgundy stripes.
November 28, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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Pardoned turkey struggles with survivor's guilt.
November 24, 2023 at 11:13 AM
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Flute Manhawk and the Case of the Hidden Doughnut
November 28, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Repeatedly pinch zooming on the part of the Mall Directory labeled Forbidden Rotunda
November 28, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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hunched over in a darkened corner of the kitchen eating leftover pie like i’m gollum with the ring
November 28, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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While I prefer big butts, I will leave no behind behind.
November 28, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Gm, who is up marinating in gravy sweat?
November 28, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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Only 27 shopping days until all those people are back in your living room
November 28, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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My deviled eggs were a huge hit, little do my friends know that I harnessed the flavorful power of Satan
November 28, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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magic forest, lake george, new york, 1996
September 13, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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I got yer Wednesday right here
October 22, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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**Snorting lines of hot chocolate and sharpening candy canes to prepare for the war on Christmas.
November 21, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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The Paul McCartney song is actually about a divorced child that must spend half of the holidays with each parent: Simply halving a wonder Christmas time.
November 23, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Cost a fortune to spell out "WAKE UP, HOLIDAY SHOPPERS! WE ARE HURTLING TOWARD ANNIHILATION" in LED Christmas lights on the front lawn.
November 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Like my grandma used to say, "Got leftovers? Make fritters!" and then she'd take out her teeth and have a cigarette.
November 28, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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There were winners and losers today, just like at the original Thanksgiving.
November 28, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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Goooood morning, Bluesky! Today's episode is brought to you by Birkenstock, makers of the second most impressive clogs after your uncle on Thanksgiving.
September 26, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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From now until Monday, you are all Authorized Personnel
November 21, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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*steps on scale after Thanksgiving*

(extreme Tiger King voice)
"I will never fully recover from this"
November 28, 2024 at 4:33 PM
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lead singer of hoobastank stands up at thanksgiving dinner: let us give hoobathanks.
lead singer’s dad: let us carve the hoobasturkey.
lead singer’s mom who is estelle costanza: I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! THIS ISN’T RIGHT!!!
August 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Okay who wants a sandwich.
November 28, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Hey, @eatingpiie.bsky.social, guess what I'm doing
November 27, 2025 at 10:10 PM