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Thanks For Spooking, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · Mar 5

Quick question: what in the sweet feathery fuck

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Thanks For Spooking, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 21m

Love how the Brewers manager brings the kids out as human shields

Thanks For Spooking, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 24m

Goddamnit I’m IN

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 3h

We could use a guy like you on Loser Squad

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Thanks For Spooking, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 25m

A brutal and dark masterpiece

Thanks For Spooking, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 34m

HELL YEAH

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crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious 🧠 @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 36m

I’m CRYING

Yamamoto jersey. Because I love her. Diva queen

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Thanks For Spooking, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 35m

That was the comprehensive win I needed

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 1d

It is a pretty big tell to be against "No Kings Day"

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 40m

Yamamoto with the first Dodgers complete game in the postseason since LIMA TIME (2004 NLDS Gm 3 vs STL)

Yamamoto walking towards Will Smith with the caption essentially the content of the post, Dodgers win 5-1 and lead the series 2-0

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Thanks For Spooking, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 42m

OK OK OK 7/13

a man and a woman are sitting in a car with the caption i love la we love it

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Thanks For Spooking, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 43m

WOW

Thanks For Spooking, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 53m

Brewers manager determined to use all of his available pitchers

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Thanks For Spooking, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 56m

Yes and yes

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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 11h

screenshot of a yearbook

Michael Haddad
Interests: sports, robotics
Goal: none
Favorite Memory:
shovel

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Thanks For Spooking, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 1h

The goal is shovel

Thanks For Spooking, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 1h

Let Yamamoto finish the game you cowards

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Thanks For Spooking, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 1h

Banda in the bullpen, I can live with that

Thanks For Spooking, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 1h

They may have to let the pitcher wear this one

Thanks For Spooking, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 1h

5-1 still not there

Thanks For Spooking, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 1h

Not sure how many runs the Dodgers would need to score for me to not worry about the bullpen… 8 maybe

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Thanks For Spooking, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 1h

Not sure how many runs the Dodgers would need to score for me to not worry about the bullpen… 8 maybe

Thanks For Spooking, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 1h

Or against anyone else for that matter

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 1h

[searching for the last time a playoff team’s only run was a leadoff homer, seeing it was just days ago, deletes browser history and destroys computer with a hammer so no one can steal my stat research]

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Thanks For Spooking, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 1h

Finally for Ohtani

Thanks For Spooking, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 1h

Does he have any pancakes in his pocket that know how to handle a bullpen?

Thanks For Spooking, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 1h

Yeah that sucks