d.ly
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[Gilbert Gottfried, screeching]
He tore her corset asunder, releasing her supple, milky breasts fro--
He tore her corset asunder, releasing her supple, milky breasts fro--
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testing the strength of our marriage by wearing socks with birkenstocks
November 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
testing the strength of our marriage by wearing socks with birkenstocks
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hello 911, i have to poop and my baby is asleep on me
December 1, 2025 at 4:27 PM
hello 911, i have to poop and my baby is asleep on me
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you never see slip-on shoes hanging from telephone lines
December 4, 2025 at 7:48 PM
you never see slip-on shoes hanging from telephone lines
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guys look at this picture of the moonrise my sister sent me 🥹
December 5, 2025 at 1:03 AM
guys look at this picture of the moonrise my sister sent me 🥹
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at what point will star wars discover that the force is carcinogenic?
December 3, 2025 at 11:16 PM
at what point will star wars discover that the force is carcinogenic?
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[eating banana bread] “wow, this is delicious, what other rotten fruit can we bake.”
December 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
[eating banana bread] “wow, this is delicious, what other rotten fruit can we bake.”
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excited to see my post about snow tires is gaining traction . folks,,
December 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
excited to see my post about snow tires is gaining traction . folks,,
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i wish the moon was real :(
December 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
i wish the moon was real :(
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I've been lying on my resume for so long that I'm starting to believe it
December 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I've been lying on my resume for so long that I'm starting to believe it
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parents act like they didn't pull your consciousness out of the void and force it into a human body
December 5, 2025 at 12:47 AM
parents act like they didn't pull your consciousness out of the void and force it into a human body
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Her Listening Age was 16 you sick fuck
December 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Her Listening Age was 16 you sick fuck
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i’m killing 3 birds with 1 stone. but your stone to bird ratio is cool too
October 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
i’m killing 3 birds with 1 stone. but your stone to bird ratio is cool too
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when I regained consciousness a stranger handed me an orange juice she got from the store on the corner my friend thanked her and asked how much it was so she could pay her back
the stranger shrugged and said "I dunno, I just went in and took it" and then walked away. all of this to say: I miss NYC
the stranger shrugged and said "I dunno, I just went in and took it" and then walked away. all of this to say: I miss NYC
December 4, 2025 at 10:53 PM
when I regained consciousness a stranger handed me an orange juice she got from the store on the corner my friend thanked her and asked how much it was so she could pay her back
the stranger shrugged and said "I dunno, I just went in and took it" and then walked away. all of this to say: I miss NYC
the stranger shrugged and said "I dunno, I just went in and took it" and then walked away. all of this to say: I miss NYC
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many years ago I was crossing the street with a friend in the Lower East Side when I accidentally stepped in a pothole and sprained my ankle pretty bad. once we had gotten to the other side of the street the pain was so bad that I fainted into my friend's arms. v dramatic. (cont'd)
December 4, 2025 at 10:53 PM
many years ago I was crossing the street with a friend in the Lower East Side when I accidentally stepped in a pothole and sprained my ankle pretty bad. once we had gotten to the other side of the street the pain was so bad that I fainted into my friend's arms. v dramatic. (cont'd)
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Step on a crack, the boys in town are back
December 4, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Step on a crack, the boys in town are back
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I wish I could forget this post and read it again for the first time.
December 4, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I wish I could forget this post and read it again for the first time.
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For the last four years your resume just says “very sexual person”
December 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
For the last four years your resume just says “very sexual person”
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i’m just here to talk shit about rob
December 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
i’m just here to talk shit about rob
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roses are red
fleetwood mac made “rumors”
god we’re so old; where art thou:
fleetwood mac made “rumors”
god we’re so old; where art thou:
pure, virginal zoomers
December 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
roses are red
fleetwood mac made “rumors”
god we’re so old; where art thou:
fleetwood mac made “rumors”
god we’re so old; where art thou:
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always sunny title card "the gang does a mass suicide"
December 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
always sunny title card "the gang does a mass suicide"
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Every walk is a fart walk
December 5, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Every walk is a fart walk
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idk some of yall quote me like me reposting you will do something but i don’t know enough gay ladies. please say hi if you’re a lady gay, i wanna know you??
December 5, 2025 at 12:11 AM
idk some of yall quote me like me reposting you will do something but i don’t know enough gay ladies. please say hi if you’re a lady gay, i wanna know you??