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writer sometimes. clown always. she/her. me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajln42r6efw funnier me 🤠: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xccx7ujmsaolft6ukd2oakkx/feed/aaaedsczl53cc

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 6d

when someone tries to talk me down after suffering a minor inconvenience

Tim Robinson hysterically saying I almost killed myself Julie!

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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 15h

The thread separator continues to be hilarious

Feat. @lepetitoiseau.bsky.social @jheya.goodgirls.onl @charloh.online

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Finding out Nicole Kidman is being divorced because she demands too much sex makes me feel less alone with my own robust
appetites and also I should call her.

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well how would y'all dip slaw in ranch then?

it's charloween! (it/its) @charloh.online now

we wouldn't bc slaw is not a dipping food! it simply is not

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Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 2d

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

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ceej @ceej.online · Oct 10

my neighbor’s big halloween light show is so bright it’s exposing the silhouette of my penis and scrotum to my wife’s book club in the backyard

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 15h

this is so right

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 17h

saw someone say “people are dying that ain’t never died before” about her, and i agree so hard. a huge presence is missing.

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 16h

yeah i have FOMO

Fun
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Online

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 21h

yes. you must weed out the weaklings.

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · Jul 10

oi! ten years in and me n' the missus boff like we're playing away on each other WITH each other. A decade-plus and her bean/balloon knot/undercarriage still p0wns my one eyed trouser trout, innit it?