slacey AKA King of the Short
@skilletqueso.com
threads: https://www.threads.net/@theslacey
skillet queso connoisseur
He/Him
"u r my teenage dream" - @adrew.wifeguy.online
“WOW!” - @hotmommygf.top
"wow" - @dly.bsky.social
skillet queso connoisseur
He/Him
"u r my teenage dream" - @adrew.wifeguy.online
“WOW!” - @hotmommygf.top
"wow" - @dly.bsky.social
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i made a helpful chart to understand my mental state
i think @billcorbett.bsky.social and @rifftrax.com have forever changed my relationship with the phrase “slugfest”
January 26, 2026 at 2:18 AM
i think @billcorbett.bsky.social and @rifftrax.com have forever changed my relationship with the phrase “slugfest”
vrabel getting a cooler of dunkin dumped on him
January 25, 2026 at 11:01 PM
vrabel getting a cooler of dunkin dumped on him
the hell are the broncos using their timeout now?
January 25, 2026 at 10:51 PM
the hell are the broncos using their timeout now?
god damn, that denver punter
January 25, 2026 at 10:39 PM
god damn, that denver punter
lmao the ball could be goaline or at midfield. i haven’t a clue
January 25, 2026 at 10:38 PM
lmao the ball could be goaline or at midfield. i haven’t a clue
“do you like lotus? how do you like these lotus’?”
-the odyssey coming july 17th
-the odyssey coming july 17th
January 25, 2026 at 10:20 PM
“do you like lotus? how do you like these lotus’?”
-the odyssey coming july 17th
-the odyssey coming july 17th
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the revolution takes many forms
January 25, 2026 at 3:59 PM
the revolution takes many forms
i would have less of a problem with nyt creating a scrabble rip off if they weren’t like “check out this hot new game”
January 25, 2026 at 9:31 PM
i would have less of a problem with nyt creating a scrabble rip off if they weren’t like “check out this hot new game”
i may not tell people i’m a time traveler, but there were/are/will be signs
January 25, 2026 at 9:04 PM
i may not tell people i’m a time traveler, but there were/are/will be signs
i need an nfl “looks awkward crossing arms” hall of fame
January 25, 2026 at 8:08 PM
i need an nfl “looks awkward crossing arms” hall of fame
apparently people who said “don’t tread on me” just meant don’t make me say pronouns or have health insurance. government wants to murder someone? tread away daddy
January 25, 2026 at 6:50 PM
apparently people who said “don’t tread on me” just meant don’t make me say pronouns or have health insurance. government wants to murder someone? tread away daddy
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bluesky has really fucked up my ad preferences
January 24, 2026 at 3:29 PM
bluesky has really fucked up my ad preferences
so are all the heated rivalry books about hockey players? like i would think you’d at least switch up the sports?
January 24, 2026 at 12:30 AM
so are all the heated rivalry books about hockey players? like i would think you’d at least switch up the sports?
finally solved an advent of code problem that’s been my white whale
suck my butt dijkstra
suck my butt dijkstra
January 23, 2026 at 8:12 PM
finally solved an advent of code problem that’s been my white whale
suck my butt dijkstra
suck my butt dijkstra
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"728bounce on it"
yes i did delete my previous post where i used the wrong number.
yes i am numb to shame
yes i did delete my previous post where i used the wrong number.
yes i am numb to shame
January 22, 2026 at 8:32 PM
"728bounce on it"
yes i did delete my previous post where i used the wrong number.
yes i am numb to shame
yes i did delete my previous post where i used the wrong number.
yes i am numb to shame
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[tune of tom petty freefallin']
🎵and i'm
DOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM
DOOM Scrollin'🎵
🎵and i'm
DOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM
DOOM Scrollin'🎵
February 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
[tune of tom petty freefallin']
🎵and i'm
DOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM
DOOM Scrollin'🎵
🎵and i'm
DOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM
DOOM Scrollin'🎵
i approve this message
We should stop giving discounts at stores to cops and instead give that discount to sluts. Sucked a dick recently? Here's a 2 for 1 coupon to Chili's.
people need to stop slandering the noble art of sucking dick
January 22, 2026 at 8:42 PM
i approve this message
tell me your pets name in GIF
January 22, 2026 at 8:37 PM
tell me your pets name in GIF
i'm not sure nate silver needs to be comparing prediction wins
January 22, 2026 at 8:30 PM
i'm not sure nate silver needs to be comparing prediction wins
she's playing the classics
Do y'all think the Animaniacs have soft, fur-like skin or smooth, slick skin like an orca? Either way, whatever Yakko's pulling out of those pants, I’m suckin.
January 22, 2026 at 8:24 PM
she's playing the classics
just realized my company installed motion detectors all around our office....so that's fun
January 22, 2026 at 7:59 PM
just realized my company installed motion detectors all around our office....so that's fun
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MITCHELL’S!!!
Ice cream.
Ice cream.
January 22, 2026 at 7:29 PM
MITCHELL’S!!!
Ice cream.
Ice cream.
ode to the man in the stall next to me
sweet haptics on your phone bro
i can hear each character you type so,
i noticed that you flushed and stood 5 min ago
the fuck you still doing in that stall bro?
sweet haptics on your phone bro
i can hear each character you type so,
i noticed that you flushed and stood 5 min ago
the fuck you still doing in that stall bro?
January 22, 2026 at 6:50 PM
ode to the man in the stall next to me
sweet haptics on your phone bro
i can hear each character you type so,
i noticed that you flushed and stood 5 min ago
the fuck you still doing in that stall bro?
sweet haptics on your phone bro
i can hear each character you type so,
i noticed that you flushed and stood 5 min ago
the fuck you still doing in that stall bro?