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"u r my teenage dream" - @adrew.wifeguy.online
“WOW!” - @hotmommygf.top
"wow" - @dly.bsky.social
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if anyone’s disappointed in fifas behavior, congratulations on having an opinion high enough of them to be disappointed
December 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
if anyone’s disappointed in fifas behavior, congratulations on having an opinion high enough of them to be disappointed
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
wrong: “the paw patrol can’t be in star wars!”
right: “yes the paw patrol are here, AND ryder is a sith”
right: “yes the paw patrol are here, AND ryder is a sith”
considering getting my 7yo improv classes. i think some “yes and” would drastically reduce his conflict with his brother
December 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
wrong: “the paw patrol can’t be in star wars!”
right: “yes the paw patrol are here, AND ryder is a sith”
right: “yes the paw patrol are here, AND ryder is a sith”
considering getting my 7yo improv classes. i think some “yes and” would drastically reduce his conflict with his brother
December 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
considering getting my 7yo improv classes. i think some “yes and” would drastically reduce his conflict with his brother
youth minister: speaking of the world cup, let me tell you about someone who has a global draw, EVERY day
December 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
youth minister: speaking of the world cup, let me tell you about someone who has a global draw, EVERY day
xfinity update: somehow they've sent me two modems
December 5, 2025 at 9:53 PM
xfinity update: somehow they've sent me two modems
there’s a fairly good chance that republicans healthcare plan is going to basically be obamacare with trumps name slapped on it
Chip Roy: "We need to give freedom options for the average hardworking American family so you can afford a catastrophic plan, go get health sharing, be able to have something that you can be able to go to the doctor of your choice rather than enriching insurance companies."
December 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
there’s a fairly good chance that republicans healthcare plan is going to basically be obamacare with trumps name slapped on it
excerpt from “best kids christmas jokes ever”:
where do snowmen like to vacation?
somewhere cold
where do snowmen like to vacation?
somewhere cold
December 4, 2025 at 12:05 AM
excerpt from “best kids christmas jokes ever”:
where do snowmen like to vacation?
somewhere cold
where do snowmen like to vacation?
somewhere cold
at what point will star wars discover that the force is carcinogenic?
December 3, 2025 at 11:16 PM
at what point will star wars discover that the force is carcinogenic?
“Cast Iron Love”
Kay So is a hard working ad exec from the big city. She returns to her small hometown to only to find love with Chip, her devestatingly handsome ex who is desperately trying to save the towns Chilis
Kay So is a hard working ad exec from the big city. She returns to her small hometown to only to find love with Chip, her devestatingly handsome ex who is desperately trying to save the towns Chilis
“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
December 3, 2025 at 4:54 AM
“Cast Iron Love”
Kay So is a hard working ad exec from the big city. She returns to her small hometown to only to find love with Chip, her devestatingly handsome ex who is desperately trying to save the towns Chilis
Kay So is a hard working ad exec from the big city. She returns to her small hometown to only to find love with Chip, her devestatingly handsome ex who is desperately trying to save the towns Chilis
inside you are two dogs? inside me is:
a monkey is wearing a helmet and goggles and says hey heeeey
Alt: babu frik is wearing a helmet and goggles and says hey heeeey
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
inside you are two dogs? inside me is:
time to boil some blood
i love japanese rpgs
played through most all of the snes genre and love them all
i’ve never gotten into final fantasy 7
i love japanese rpgs
played through most all of the snes genre and love them all
i’ve never gotten into final fantasy 7
December 1, 2025 at 11:02 PM
time to boil some blood
i love japanese rpgs
played through most all of the snes genre and love them all
i’ve never gotten into final fantasy 7
i love japanese rpgs
played through most all of the snes genre and love them all
i’ve never gotten into final fantasy 7
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why is it that someone has a shower beer and they’re hip,
but when i have a shower soda it’s suddenly a cry for help?
but when i have a shower soda it’s suddenly a cry for help?
August 5, 2023 at 3:02 AM
why is it that someone has a shower beer and they’re hip,
but when i have a shower soda it’s suddenly a cry for help?
but when i have a shower soda it’s suddenly a cry for help?
Reposted by slacey AKA The Christmas Creep
AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
January 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
running a diagnostic lab the way you're taking the piss
December 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
running a diagnostic lab the way you're taking the piss
log in
people are mad
internally: "how much of a nosy bitch do i want to be?"
people are mad
internally: "how much of a nosy bitch do i want to be?"
December 1, 2025 at 7:18 PM
log in
people are mad
internally: "how much of a nosy bitch do i want to be?"
people are mad
internally: "how much of a nosy bitch do i want to be?"
happy Advent of Code to all who celebrate
December 1, 2025 at 5:19 PM
happy Advent of Code to all who celebrate
it has been 3 days since the paw patrol christmas special came out and i’ve seen it 3 times. i may not survive this holiday season
December 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
it has been 3 days since the paw patrol christmas special came out and i’ve seen it 3 times. i may not survive this holiday season
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the best way to spend every night is with some whimsy and joy
December 1, 2025 at 3:04 AM
the best way to spend every night is with some whimsy and joy
November 30, 2025 at 8:36 PM
xfinity: “so i see here you are disconnecting an account and connecting a new one? can i ask why you did t just update your current one?”
me: “i mean….you work for xfinity right. like….you know?”
me: “i mean….you work for xfinity right. like….you know?”
i had to give up last night. too tired. about to go in for round 2. wish me luck
if there was a god. this xfinity employee would not have just asked me if i received the modem when my first message was “i have not received the modem”
November 30, 2025 at 6:33 PM
xfinity: “so i see here you are disconnecting an account and connecting a new one? can i ask why you did t just update your current one?”
me: “i mean….you work for xfinity right. like….you know?”
me: “i mean….you work for xfinity right. like….you know?”
i had to give up last night. too tired. about to go in for round 2. wish me luck
if there was a god. this xfinity employee would not have just asked me if i received the modem when my first message was “i have not received the modem”
xfinity might have the least helpful chat agent i’ve encountered
November 30, 2025 at 5:26 PM
i had to give up last night. too tired. about to go in for round 2. wish me luck
the main job of a ceo should be to spend 8 hours a day listening to customer complaints. this is my presidential platform
November 30, 2025 at 3:51 AM
the main job of a ceo should be to spend 8 hours a day listening to customer complaints. this is my presidential platform
if there was a god. this xfinity employee would not have just asked me if i received the modem when my first message was “i have not received the modem”
xfinity might have the least helpful chat agent i’ve encountered
November 30, 2025 at 3:31 AM
if there was a god. this xfinity employee would not have just asked me if i received the modem when my first message was “i have not received the modem”