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slacey AKA King of the Short
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skillet queso connoisseur

He/Him

"u r my teenage dream" - @adrew.wifeguy.online

“WOW!” - @hotmommygf.top

"wow" - ‪@dly.bsky.social‬
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i made a helpful chart to understand my mental state
i think @billcorbett.bsky.social and @rifftrax.com have forever changed my relationship with the phrase “slugfest”
January 26, 2026 at 2:18 AM
vrabel getting a cooler of dunkin dumped on him
January 25, 2026 at 11:01 PM
the hell are the broncos using their timeout now?
January 25, 2026 at 10:51 PM
January 25, 2026 at 10:49 PM
god damn, that denver punter
January 25, 2026 at 10:39 PM
lmao the ball could be goaline or at midfield. i haven’t a clue
January 25, 2026 at 10:38 PM
“do you like lotus? how do you like these lotus’?”

-the odyssey coming july 17th
January 25, 2026 at 10:20 PM
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the revolution takes many forms
January 25, 2026 at 3:59 PM
i would have less of a problem with nyt creating a scrabble rip off if they weren’t like “check out this hot new game”
January 25, 2026 at 9:31 PM
i may not tell people i’m a time traveler, but there were/are/will be signs
January 25, 2026 at 9:04 PM
i need an nfl “looks awkward crossing arms” hall of fame
January 25, 2026 at 8:08 PM
apparently people who said “don’t tread on me” just meant don’t make me say pronouns or have health insurance. government wants to murder someone? tread away daddy
January 25, 2026 at 6:50 PM
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also available in Grink
January 24, 2026 at 3:47 PM
bluesky has really fucked up my ad preferences
January 24, 2026 at 3:29 PM
so are all the heated rivalry books about hockey players? like i would think you’d at least switch up the sports?
January 24, 2026 at 12:30 AM
finally solved an advent of code problem that’s been my white whale

suck my butt dijkstra
January 23, 2026 at 8:12 PM
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"728bounce on it"

yes i did delete my previous post where i used the wrong number.

yes i am numb to shame
January 22, 2026 at 8:32 PM
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[tune of tom petty freefallin']

🎵and i'm
DOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM
DOOM Scrollin'🎵
February 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
i approve this message
We should stop giving discounts at stores to cops and instead give that discount to sluts. Sucked a dick recently? Here's a 2 for 1 coupon to Chili's.
people need to stop slandering the noble art of sucking dick
January 22, 2026 at 8:42 PM
tell me your pets name in GIF
January 22, 2026 at 8:37 PM
i'm not sure nate silver needs to be comparing prediction wins
January 22, 2026 at 8:30 PM
she's playing the classics
Do y'all think the Animaniacs have soft, fur-like skin or smooth, slick skin like an orca? Either way, whatever Yakko's pulling out of those pants, I’m suckin.
January 22, 2026 at 8:24 PM
just realized my company installed motion detectors all around our office....so that's fun
January 22, 2026 at 7:59 PM
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MITCHELL’S!!!

Ice cream.
January 22, 2026 at 7:29 PM
ode to the man in the stall next to me

sweet haptics on your phone bro
i can hear each character you type so,
i noticed that you flushed and stood 5 min ago
the fuck you still doing in that stall bro?
January 22, 2026 at 6:50 PM