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slacey AKA The Christmas Creep
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i’m sorry threads. maybe you do have the juice
screenshot of a threads conversation paulscheer: But it wasn’t in the actual feature release and now it is restored on Disney+ and has been since 2022 jessmckayallday: Paul how do you feel about the fact that real birds are abused and killed to decorate the Muppet puppets? Animal for example is covered in ostrich feathers. Is killing birds to decorate puppets a value that aligns with the values the Muppets preach?
November 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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look at these beauts
interaction circle generated by skircle
November 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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"the phone will just display the pixels and make the sounds it anticipates you would most like to receive"

the pixels:
picture from a garfield comic strip with jon in bed and garfield sitting on top of him. except garfield has been replaced by a cat with a really weird open mouthed look. and jons face has been swapped with the same cats face
November 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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introduce yourself with four spaceships
mst3k: satellite of love mst3k: deep hurting mst3k: widowmaker (pearls van spaceship) mst3k: escape pod in a box labeled hamdingers
November 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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i also thought this movie was missing a paris hilton cameo for the cat to horn out over
still from the cat in the hat movie showing paris hilton
November 23, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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nightmare fuel
still from the cat in the hat. on the left is the cat wearing a chef hat, on the right is the cat in a sweater with fake hair
November 23, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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the kids run away and the cat keeps reappearing next to them. this seems one murder away from a horror film
still from the cat in the hat movie showing the kids under the bed and the terrifying cat next to them
November 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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there are four types of guys online. no exceptions.
still from multiplicity showing four versions of michael keaton
November 19, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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no shade ingrid but why does this look like an obituary picture
picture of an ad on facebook for an ingrid michaels on concert. it’s all in black and white and just has a very obit feel to it
November 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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ladies and gentlemen.

we got ‘em
conversation between me and norryshauck me: tangential but have you ever shopped at aldis? norry: they don’t have shopping baskets so i avoid it but they sell good frozen pizzas. you? me: could you shop at all deez nuts?
November 16, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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decorating the tree in style
spotify screenshot of a charlie brown christmas album by the vince guaraldi trio
November 15, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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fun new type of poster who decides to search for people losing weight and shame them
screenshot of chinaisthegreatest.bsky.social replying to a person. the person was posting a celebration of how they've gone from obese to overweight (amazing job!) and chinaisthegreatest decided to post "you feel victorious that you're just below the obesity threshold?
November 12, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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the christmas creep starts earlier and earlier each year

the christmas creep:
still from the incest folgers commercial
November 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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don’t be fooled. if you try to get th grinch she’ll run away
small black and white dog with brown around face. she is holding a stuffed grinch dog toy (it’s holding present in his hands and she has that present in her mouth). she’s looking at the camera with puppy dog eyes
November 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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had to do it
same picture as the quoted post (trump standing at desk looking nonplussed while guy is on the floor and people are helping him). but the guy has an american flag over the top
November 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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cove wishes you all a wonderful cozy day
small black and white dog with brown around her face. she’s laying on the couch curled up in a pink purple ish blanket. she’s sleepily looking at the camera
November 3, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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went to see kpop demon hunters singalong with the fam and went to town on some fun sized candy. i think i broke my app because everytime i click to learn more it shuts down
screenshot of a calorie counting app. it shows snacks of 3 cups of movie theater popcorn and 6 fun sized twix bars (it was actually a mixture of fun sized but the calories are the same and i was lazy entering it ) underneath it says “positive pattern detected. tap to learn more”
November 1, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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tried my hand at carving the raven from kpop demon hunters (used stencil)

was fun. not the best but enjoyable
pumpkin carved to look like the 3 eyed raven from k pop demon hunters. it kinda ended up looking more like an egyptian hieroglyphic but whatever
October 29, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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so vampire survivor is kinda bonkers huh
screenshot of the game vampire survivor. th screen is filled with numbers and bright lines. it’s bullet hell, but i’m the devil
October 24, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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picture of the same tweet as the post i'm quoting except the picture of the office space has been replaced with a picture of the satellite of love from MST3K
October 23, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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casually browsing zillow, as one does, and...like my dude this is a $3million house. you couldn't find a solution to pillaropolis downstairs?
picture from zillow of the finished basement in a house. the basement is almost entirely white except for the wood floors. it's a large basement but there are at least 7 pillars throughout. also the photo just looks weird like it was at a minimum put through some sort of AI touch up filter
October 23, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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and another!
small black and white dog standing next to me while i’m working (looking at bluesky). she’s looking at me and what you can’t see is she’s whining because i keep moving around too much
October 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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pet me like one of your french dogs
black and white dog with brown around her face. she’s laying on her back in the couch gettng belly rubs. looking cute
October 13, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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i found this pretty persuasive
the word persuasive in pink, lucida calligraphy font. The background is black because night mode rules.
October 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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just got my dna results back ☹️
picture of some cheese from a supermarket deli. the label says “LOL American White”
September 27, 2025 at 8:21 PM