i don’t like to see mochi go, but i LOVE to watch her leave

turn the eucharist, into an us-charist

“the D stands for deuces!”

[d backflips out the window]

this sounds naive and it entirely is but it was sort of weirdly surprising to me when i started seeing the new testament (and bible in general) as disparate stories. like i had grown up fully thinking of it as one work. univocality and all that jazz.

the correct answer to the prompt was that rise of skywalker gave us babu frik

i'll be honest though, i see those colons and find them extremely relatable. i can't tell you the number of times i've started writing parentheticals within parentheticals before stepping back like "control yourself"

dammit. you get me

EVERY TIME

brag

video game novels: my kind of trash.

i read through the diablo ii sin war trilogy and legit loved them