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KAFUI 🇬🇭
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· Mar 6
It's very funny when NPR is
interviewing an expert in something and it all feels fairly normal and evenhanded and then at the end they're like "and that was Christopher Halliburton from the Center for Exploding Venezuela"
interviewing an expert in something and it all feels fairly normal and evenhanded and then at the end they're like "and that was Christopher Halliburton from the Center for Exploding Venezuela"
It’s not gonna take infinite monkeys with infinite typewriters, all it’ll take is like 100 iPhones with a little water inadvertently splashed on their screens to get Richard III in its entirety.
November 29, 2025 at 4:29 AM
It’s not gonna take infinite monkeys with infinite typewriters, all it’ll take is like 100 iPhones with a little water inadvertently splashed on their screens to get Richard III in its entirety.
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if ai is so good why is there no bj?
November 29, 2025 at 3:40 AM
if ai is so good why is there no bj?
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Subverted in 1) The Sparrow and 2)
Children of God by Mary Doria Russell
Children of God by Mary Doria Russell
If Christianity existed in science fiction, the scholarly, wizened characters would be like, “I believe we can trust the words of this envoy. His sacred text forbids falsehoods."
November 29, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Subverted in 1) The Sparrow and 2)
Children of God by Mary Doria Russell
Children of God by Mary Doria Russell
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mystery novel that clears the butler of any wrongdoing in the first 5 pages because “he’s a christ follower”
November 29, 2025 at 3:33 AM
mystery novel that clears the butler of any wrongdoing in the first 5 pages because “he’s a christ follower”
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I have outsourced all of my orgasms to an AI model. While its paroxysms of ecstasy are obviously soulless, pantomimed performance, so are your wife’s, and I don’t hear you complainin’ about that.
February 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I have outsourced all of my orgasms to an AI model. While its paroxysms of ecstasy are obviously soulless, pantomimed performance, so are your wife’s, and I don’t hear you complainin’ about that.
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I enjoy cut cock. Princess cut, specifically, with good color and clarity.
July 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I enjoy cut cock. Princess cut, specifically, with good color and clarity.
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I speak about the summer of the Kendrick/Drake beef with the same solemn respect that an old person would use to refer to the summer they executed the Rosenbergs.
July 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I speak about the summer of the Kendrick/Drake beef with the same solemn respect that an old person would use to refer to the summer they executed the Rosenbergs.
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The FBI is offering a $50,000 reward for information leading to the arrest of the waxing gibbous moon. If convicted, moon faces a sentence of “fine shattering”, a process by which her gleaming brilliance will be pulverized and refined to make raw material for semiconductors.
August 13, 2025 at 11:39 AM
The FBI is offering a $50,000 reward for information leading to the arrest of the waxing gibbous moon. If convicted, moon faces a sentence of “fine shattering”, a process by which her gleaming brilliance will be pulverized and refined to make raw material for semiconductors.
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There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can't simply passively take part! You’ve got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels and make sure that those gears are well-lubed, running smoothly and crushing effectively.
April 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can't simply passively take part! You’ve got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels and make sure that those gears are well-lubed, running smoothly and crushing effectively.
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Text Preview: The test results came back, Kafui, and I’m scared. I’m so fucking scared.
Message: Kafui, I’m Macy Cosway. Patriot, intelligence asset, and Proud Dem. I’m running for Senate in America’s most racist state. My patience with Donny Drumpf has been tested LONG ENOUGH. Chip in $9 today?
Message: Kafui, I’m Macy Cosway. Patriot, intelligence asset, and Proud Dem. I’m running for Senate in America’s most racist state. My patience with Donny Drumpf has been tested LONG ENOUGH. Chip in $9 today?
August 6, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Text Preview: The test results came back, Kafui, and I’m scared. I’m so fucking scared.
Message: Kafui, I’m Macy Cosway. Patriot, intelligence asset, and Proud Dem. I’m running for Senate in America’s most racist state. My patience with Donny Drumpf has been tested LONG ENOUGH. Chip in $9 today?
Message: Kafui, I’m Macy Cosway. Patriot, intelligence asset, and Proud Dem. I’m running for Senate in America’s most racist state. My patience with Donny Drumpf has been tested LONG ENOUGH. Chip in $9 today?
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Elon might be a trillionaire while thousands of families starve, but did you also know he suffers from ARFID and can only eat ethically sourced ortolan bunting OR A5 wagyu that has never been touched by human hands? Maybe don’t be so quick to judge, hmm?
November 8, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Elon might be a trillionaire while thousands of families starve, but did you also know he suffers from ARFID and can only eat ethically sourced ortolan bunting OR A5 wagyu that has never been touched by human hands? Maybe don’t be so quick to judge, hmm?
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It’s a coincidence, of course, that Sydney Sweeney has the initials SS, but the fact that she was born on January 4th, 1988 is just a bridge too far, if you ask me.
November 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM
It’s a coincidence, of course, that Sydney Sweeney has the initials SS, but the fact that she was born on January 4th, 1988 is just a bridge too far, if you ask me.
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If Christianity existed in science fiction, the scholarly, wizened characters would be like, “I believe we can trust the words of this envoy. His sacred text forbids falsehoods."
April 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
If Christianity existed in science fiction, the scholarly, wizened characters would be like, “I believe we can trust the words of this envoy. His sacred text forbids falsehoods."
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i think some of you need to shut the hell up. and don’t even get me started on some of you.
May 26, 2025 at 7:16 PM
i think some of you need to shut the hell up. and don’t even get me started on some of you.
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I would sleep in any haunted house for any amount of time if the money was good enough because I do not believe in ghosts or boogeymen. I do, however, believe the beds would be tiny, hard and smell of mildew and decay. Not worried about any haints, run me a check for chillin in the squalor.
August 18, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I would sleep in any haunted house for any amount of time if the money was good enough because I do not believe in ghosts or boogeymen. I do, however, believe the beds would be tiny, hard and smell of mildew and decay. Not worried about any haints, run me a check for chillin in the squalor.
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Oh, I never got a Real ID. Forgot. It kinda seems like anyone can do whatever they want in any given situation in the country right now, though, so I’m actually not too worried about it. The TSA uses the Island of Misfit Toys as a hiring agency, I’ll be fine.
November 23, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Oh, I never got a Real ID. Forgot. It kinda seems like anyone can do whatever they want in any given situation in the country right now, though, so I’m actually not too worried about it. The TSA uses the Island of Misfit Toys as a hiring agency, I’ll be fine.
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Mildred Pierce's maxim was that you should never leave one room without knowing what you are going to do in the next one. I disappoint that bitch each and every day though, because what the FUCK did I come to the kitchen for, I cannot recall for the life of me.
November 23, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Mildred Pierce's maxim was that you should never leave one room without knowing what you are going to do in the next one. I disappoint that bitch each and every day though, because what the FUCK did I come to the kitchen for, I cannot recall for the life of me.
I had to do my hair for a state funeral this morning and realized that I had lent my only rat-tail comb to my youngest, least reliable cousin, and so had to part my leave-out using a pen from the bank. Just in case you forget that some of us have REAL problems and experience REAL suffering 😤
November 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I had to do my hair for a state funeral this morning and realized that I had lent my only rat-tail comb to my youngest, least reliable cousin, and so had to part my leave-out using a pen from the bank. Just in case you forget that some of us have REAL problems and experience REAL suffering 😤
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Oh, you muted me because I repost too much? Did you also pluck out your two precious eyes upon witnessing your first sunset? So sure, were you, that you’d taken in all the majesty and beauty you’d ever need in this life? What melancholy. I envy and pity your surety in equal measures. #unmutekafui
September 17, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Oh, you muted me because I repost too much? Did you also pluck out your two precious eyes upon witnessing your first sunset? So sure, were you, that you’d taken in all the majesty and beauty you’d ever need in this life? What melancholy. I envy and pity your surety in equal measures. #unmutekafui
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Anti-vaxxers exposing Hays Code ass diseases to the general public is antisocial behavior that at one point would have required compulsory isolation and social exile. Instead, the Raw Milk Typhoid Mary community is allowed to continue their dunderheaded agenda unabated. Unsettles my spirit.
November 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Anti-vaxxers exposing Hays Code ass diseases to the general public is antisocial behavior that at one point would have required compulsory isolation and social exile. Instead, the Raw Milk Typhoid Mary community is allowed to continue their dunderheaded agenda unabated. Unsettles my spirit.
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Hakeem Jeffries has the sad eyes of a paternal aunt. Languid, barely holding on. After each visit, a melancholy lingers. No one sleeps.
Kash Patel’s eyes are severe. His unkempt lawn houses an intense German Shepherd tied to a wire. He yells from the porch. The dog bellows back. Disharmony abounds.
Kash Patel’s eyes are severe. His unkempt lawn houses an intense German Shepherd tied to a wire. He yells from the porch. The dog bellows back. Disharmony abounds.
November 3, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Hakeem Jeffries has the sad eyes of a paternal aunt. Languid, barely holding on. After each visit, a melancholy lingers. No one sleeps.
Kash Patel’s eyes are severe. His unkempt lawn houses an intense German Shepherd tied to a wire. He yells from the porch. The dog bellows back. Disharmony abounds.
Kash Patel’s eyes are severe. His unkempt lawn houses an intense German Shepherd tied to a wire. He yells from the porch. The dog bellows back. Disharmony abounds.
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Why would you go to a separate website, login, and check a ledger that lists who precisely has blocked you on this website and when?? Do you also stare deeply into port-a-potty toilet holes? Just gazing at the kind of abyss that can never gaze back because its eyes are crusted shut.
September 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Why would you go to a separate website, login, and check a ledger that lists who precisely has blocked you on this website and when?? Do you also stare deeply into port-a-potty toilet holes? Just gazing at the kind of abyss that can never gaze back because its eyes are crusted shut.
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Keep your friends close and your enemies closer, as close as possible, preferably deep inside you, writhing in ecstasy so divine that they’re unable to scheme or plot.
April 7, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer, as close as possible, preferably deep inside you, writhing in ecstasy so divine that they’re unable to scheme or plot.
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There is no more surefire way to win back a restless and dissatisfied populace than by making all of their food poisoned and rotten and nasty.
April 18, 2025 at 4:07 AM
There is no more surefire way to win back a restless and dissatisfied populace than by making all of their food poisoned and rotten and nasty.
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No, I think it’s great that you have an AI boyfriend, I’m just concerned if you keep shoving zinc into your usb-c port so he can shoot thick ropes, you might void the warranty?
August 12, 2025 at 11:00 AM
No, I think it’s great that you have an AI boyfriend, I’m just concerned if you keep shoving zinc into your usb-c port so he can shoot thick ropes, you might void the warranty?