alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
not really a dog. reposts = official CDC recommendations. he/him
CDC style guide: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaamfdxuzasv6
CDC style guide: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaamfdxuzasv6
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
· Oct 10
keep talkin asshole i’m pinning this entire thread
we had Bee saying “i’m funnier than dril” and @cockremover.bsky.social saying “you don’t have any jokes tho” and bee saying “lol yeah i do haha i just also post about serious stuff unlike dril lmao”
February 4, 2026 at 5:57 PM
we had Bee saying “i’m funnier than dril” and @cockremover.bsky.social saying “you don’t have any jokes tho” and bee saying “lol yeah i do haha i just also post about serious stuff unlike dril lmao”
my favorite copy pasta from that
dril = acab (wint)
February 4, 2026 at 5:53 PM
my favorite copy pasta from that
[barack obama voice]
“that’s what i do”
“that’s what i do”
February 4, 2026 at 5:37 PM
[barack obama voice]
“that’s what i do”
“that’s what i do”
nice transphobia, where’d you get it, little st james?
February 4, 2026 at 5:36 PM
nice transphobia, where’d you get it, little st james?
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All kids today care about is their phones and the specter of human extinction
February 4, 2026 at 5:25 PM
All kids today care about is their phones and the specter of human extinction
repeat after me: al-oo-min-ee-um
February 4, 2026 at 5:28 PM
repeat after me: al-oo-min-ee-um
no, lil bruv, it’s not “ad-ver-tise-ment” it’s “ad-vertismint”
February 4, 2026 at 5:27 PM
no, lil bruv, it’s not “ad-ver-tise-ment” it’s “ad-vertismint”
aside from all the death and the oppression and stuff it’s a little funny that the entire anti-woke crowd got played by the real pizzagate pedo ring
February 4, 2026 at 5:26 PM
aside from all the death and the oppression and stuff it’s a little funny that the entire anti-woke crowd got played by the real pizzagate pedo ring
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being a trans woman is crazy. "yeah all my opps are billionaire pedophile rapists"
Following the release of the Epstein files Jk Rowling has deleted a decade of port logs belonging to the Super yacht Samsara.
What is she hiding?
What is she hiding?
February 3, 2026 at 6:04 PM
being a trans woman is crazy. "yeah all my opps are billionaire pedophile rapists"
speech therapists in england correcting kids saying “tube” that it is really pronounced “choob”
February 4, 2026 at 5:15 PM
speech therapists in england correcting kids saying “tube” that it is really pronounced “choob”
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After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all
February 4, 2026 at 5:02 PM
After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all
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idk doc, i’m pretty much at the end of my rope. might just go watch that shitty clown pagliacci and then end it all afterwards
(my doctor who is also pagliacci the clown): oh, i’ve heard he’s good
(my doctor who is also pagliacci the clown): oh, i’ve heard he’s good
February 4, 2026 at 4:42 PM
idk doc, i’m pretty much at the end of my rope. might just go watch that shitty clown pagliacci and then end it all afterwards
(my doctor who is also pagliacci the clown): oh, i’ve heard he’s good
(my doctor who is also pagliacci the clown): oh, i’ve heard he’s good
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An account you control, @PagliacciDaClown, has been suspended for the following post: "Who up doing clown shit, lmao? I'm thinking about ending my own life."
Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
February 4, 2026 at 4:36 PM
An account you control, @PagliacciDaClown, has been suspended for the following post: "Who up doing clown shit, lmao? I'm thinking about ending my own life."
Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
not even enough time for my dril got banned jokes to get going.
kinda rude of him tbh
kinda rude of him tbh
February 4, 2026 at 4:36 PM
not even enough time for my dril got banned jokes to get going.
kinda rude of him tbh
kinda rude of him tbh
somehow, dril returned
February 4, 2026 at 4:35 PM
somehow, dril returned
then they came for posting boner for the first time…
i laughed
i laughed
February 4, 2026 at 4:16 PM
then they came for posting boner for the first time…
i laughed
i laughed
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are you a mutual or a mute-ual? i guess you’ll never know
November 12, 2024 at 3:10 AM
are you a mutual or a mute-ual? i guess you’ll never know
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wow, sorry. unfollowing now. i knew he was frances, i didn't know he was meh
February 4, 2026 at 2:43 PM
wow, sorry. unfollowing now. i knew he was frances, i didn't know he was meh
sorry i’m unfollowing @francesmeh.reviews now
February 4, 2026 at 2:42 PM
sorry i’m unfollowing @francesmeh.reviews now
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I’m a real slut for Bible trivia
February 3, 2026 at 10:32 PM
I’m a real slut for Bible trivia
Reposted by alber
Reposted by alber
I heard Mitch McConnell has fully retracted back into his shell at this time.
February 4, 2026 at 12:47 PM
I heard Mitch McConnell has fully retracted back into his shell at this time.
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had to be there.
sir, i don’t even want to be here.
sir, i don’t even want to be here.
January 29, 2026 at 4:39 PM
had to be there.
sir, i don’t even want to be here.
sir, i don’t even want to be here.