alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
not really a dog. reposts = official CDC recommendations. he/him
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
· Oct 10
keep talkin asshole i’m pinning this entire thread
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[me going through anything] how can I be dramatic about this
February 12, 2026 at 2:24 AM
[me going through anything] how can I be dramatic about this
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if you dm me i will spam you with love is blind lore until you simply say thank you and delete your account
June 4, 2024 at 3:31 PM
if you dm me i will spam you with love is blind lore until you simply say thank you and delete your account
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one thing about historians is that they LOVE annal
May 9, 2025 at 3:37 PM
one thing about historians is that they LOVE annal
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I love having a melancholic personality because the sun could be shining at a very specific angle after it rains and it will destroy me
February 12, 2026 at 12:17 AM
I love having a melancholic personality because the sun could be shining at a very specific angle after it rains and it will destroy me
is anyone watching love is blind?
February 12, 2026 at 3:05 AM
is anyone watching love is blind?
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Anytime I hear what my voice actually sounds like
November 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Anytime I hear what my voice actually sounds like
can someone please put the screaming pharaoh corpse sound over this
February 12, 2026 at 2:47 AM
can someone please put the screaming pharaoh corpse sound over this
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i can post worse if you give me a chance
February 12, 2026 at 2:12 AM
i can post worse if you give me a chance
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baking a king cake but instead of a plastic baby inside it’s my index finger
February 12, 2026 at 12:02 AM
baking a king cake but instead of a plastic baby inside it’s my index finger
non zero chance elon is envisioning something like this for the satellite moon catapult
February 11, 2026 at 11:14 PM
non zero chance elon is envisioning something like this for the satellite moon catapult
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pipe down 5s a 6-7 is speaking
December 1, 2025 at 11:11 PM
pipe down 5s a 6-7 is speaking
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i know propaganda is lies and fake and all that. propaganda doesn’t work on me at all (lol!) but i really think we need to start seriously considering the possibility of the propaganda being…true?
February 11, 2026 at 6:26 PM
i know propaganda is lies and fake and all that. propaganda doesn’t work on me at all (lol!) but i really think we need to start seriously considering the possibility of the propaganda being…true?
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i hacked into your account and deleted all of your drafts you’re welcome
February 11, 2026 at 2:32 PM
i hacked into your account and deleted all of your drafts you’re welcome
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Been saying "uh oh" a worrying amount lately
February 11, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Been saying "uh oh" a worrying amount lately
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not a soul:
the republican party every few days:
the republican party every few days:
September 24, 2024 at 2:58 PM
not a soul:
the republican party every few days:
the republican party every few days:
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listen up, nines. a three is posting
February 11, 2026 at 5:16 PM
listen up, nines. a three is posting
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love is blind binge tonite 👀
love is blind binge tonight queen ??
love is blind binge tonite 👀
love is blind binge tonight queen ??
love is blind binge tonite 👀
February 11, 2026 at 3:06 PM
love is blind binge tonite 👀
love is blind binge tonight queen ??
love is blind binge tonite 👀
love is blind binge tonight queen ??
love is blind binge tonite 👀
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Congratulations! You’ve been allotted 1 Tbs of stale fryer oil! Lick now? Y/N
February 11, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Congratulations! You’ve been allotted 1 Tbs of stale fryer oil! Lick now? Y/N
“so you just won your first gold medal, congratulations! what are your thoughts at this moment?”
forgive me father for i have sinned it has been two weeks since my last confession i have committed the sin of adultery on my lover and i’m really sad about it
forgive me father for i have sinned it has been two weeks since my last confession i have committed the sin of adultery on my lover and i’m really sad about it
February 11, 2026 at 6:49 PM
“so you just won your first gold medal, congratulations! what are your thoughts at this moment?”
forgive me father for i have sinned it has been two weeks since my last confession i have committed the sin of adultery on my lover and i’m really sad about it
forgive me father for i have sinned it has been two weeks since my last confession i have committed the sin of adultery on my lover and i’m really sad about it
reverse cowgirl so i can apply some preparation H to those hemorrhoids
February 11, 2026 at 6:36 PM
reverse cowgirl so i can apply some preparation H to those hemorrhoids
i know propaganda is lies and fake and all that. propaganda doesn’t work on me at all (lol!) but i really think we need to start seriously considering the possibility of the propaganda being…true?
February 11, 2026 at 6:26 PM
i know propaganda is lies and fake and all that. propaganda doesn’t work on me at all (lol!) but i really think we need to start seriously considering the possibility of the propaganda being…true?
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![someone you know is gay.
[horizontal stripe gay pride flag colors]
someone you know is bi.
[horizontal stripe bi pride flag colors]
someone you know is transgender.
[horizontal stripe trans pride flag colors]
someone you know is an Astros fan.
[horizontal stripe Astros team colors]
maybe even someone you love.
think before you speak hate.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4p6vwihs2lznjpawpsn76isj/bafkreickojxglwkbqlawcgaqorqb7ifn6mxas2ofiwhpkuavxsmisnkutm@jpeg)
stun locking the barista with drink modifications
February 11, 2026 at 6:01 PM
stun locking the barista with drink modifications
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Millennials are having our mid-life crises in starter apartments, it’s rough out here.
February 11, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Millennials are having our mid-life crises in starter apartments, it’s rough out here.