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not really a dog. reposts = official CDC recommendations. he/him

CDC style guide: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaamfdxuzasv6
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keep talkin asshole i’m pinning this entire thread
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[me going through anything] how can I be dramatic about this
February 12, 2026 at 2:24 AM
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if you dm me i will spam you with love is blind lore until you simply say thank you and delete your account
June 4, 2024 at 3:31 PM
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one thing about historians is that they LOVE annal
May 9, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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I love having a melancholic personality because the sun could be shining at a very specific angle after it rains and it will destroy me
February 12, 2026 at 12:17 AM
is anyone watching love is blind?
February 12, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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Anytime I hear what my voice actually sounds like
November 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
can someone please put the screaming pharaoh corpse sound over this
New Wilhelm scream
February 12, 2026 at 2:47 AM
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i can post worse if you give me a chance
February 12, 2026 at 2:12 AM
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baking a king cake but instead of a plastic baby inside it’s my index finger
February 12, 2026 at 12:02 AM
non zero chance elon is envisioning something like this for the satellite moon catapult
February 11, 2026 at 11:14 PM
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pipe down 5s a 6-7 is speaking
December 1, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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oh god how do we save @ceej.online
February 11, 2026 at 9:43 PM
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i know propaganda is lies and fake and all that. propaganda doesn’t work on me at all (lol!) but i really think we need to start seriously considering the possibility of the propaganda being…true?
February 11, 2026 at 6:26 PM
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i hacked into your account and deleted all of your drafts you’re welcome
February 11, 2026 at 2:32 PM
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Been saying "uh oh" a worrying amount lately
February 11, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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not a soul:

the republican party every few days:
September 24, 2024 at 2:58 PM
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listen up, nines. a three is posting
February 11, 2026 at 5:16 PM
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love is blind binge tonite 👀

love is blind binge tonight queen ??

love is blind binge tonite 👀
February 11, 2026 at 3:06 PM
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Congratulations! You’ve been allotted 1 Tbs of stale fryer oil! Lick now? Y/N
February 11, 2026 at 6:52 PM
“so you just won your first gold medal, congratulations! what are your thoughts at this moment?”

forgive me father for i have sinned it has been two weeks since my last confession i have committed the sin of adultery on my lover and i’m really sad about it
February 11, 2026 at 6:49 PM
reverse cowgirl so i can apply some preparation H to those hemorrhoids
February 11, 2026 at 6:36 PM
i know propaganda is lies and fake and all that. propaganda doesn’t work on me at all (lol!) but i really think we need to start seriously considering the possibility of the propaganda being…true?
February 11, 2026 at 6:26 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 6:00 PM
stun locking the barista with drink modifications
February 11, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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Millennials are having our mid-life crises in starter apartments, it’s rough out here.
February 11, 2026 at 3:57 PM