albrr (it’s cold outside)
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not really a dog. reposts = official CDC recommendations. he/him
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keep talkin asshole i’m pinning this entire thread
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they should invent a kind of uber driver who knows how to operate a motor vehicle and has a keen understanding of the physics and consequences of endlessly switching between brakes and gas
December 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
they should invent a kind of uber driver who knows how to operate a motor vehicle and has a keen understanding of the physics and consequences of endlessly switching between brakes and gas
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society if the butterfly hamgurger
January 15, 2025 at 10:23 PM
society if the butterfly hamgurger
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:::flashlight to chin around campfire::: pagliacci was his OWN doctor
December 26, 2025 at 5:22 AM
:::flashlight to chin around campfire::: pagliacci was his OWN doctor
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ME: (sobbing, clutching a pistol) Both of you just shut up! Tell me something only the real Santa would know!
SANTA: In March you took a shit in a public bathroom so horrific it made a janitor quit on the spot.
OTHER SANTA: Is that true?
Me: Yes
OTHER SANTA: Jesus Christ. Fuck, man
SANTA: In March you took a shit in a public bathroom so horrific it made a janitor quit on the spot.
OTHER SANTA: Is that true?
Me: Yes
OTHER SANTA: Jesus Christ. Fuck, man
December 25, 2025 at 5:03 AM
ME: (sobbing, clutching a pistol) Both of you just shut up! Tell me something only the real Santa would know!
SANTA: In March you took a shit in a public bathroom so horrific it made a janitor quit on the spot.
OTHER SANTA: Is that true?
Me: Yes
OTHER SANTA: Jesus Christ. Fuck, man
SANTA: In March you took a shit in a public bathroom so horrific it made a janitor quit on the spot.
OTHER SANTA: Is that true?
Me: Yes
OTHER SANTA: Jesus Christ. Fuck, man
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rewatching this movie and i don’t think you could make the entire scene where lil baby bink grabs and twists the mobsters nuts and then engages in a little fire play on his ball sack today
December 28, 2025 at 1:33 AM
rewatching this movie and i don’t think you could make the entire scene where lil baby bink grabs and twists the mobsters nuts and then engages in a little fire play on his ball sack today
harambe, NO!!
December 28, 2025 at 1:20 AM
harambe, NO!!
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When you saw no cultural footprint, that was when Avatar carried you.
December 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
When you saw no cultural footprint, that was when Avatar carried you.
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Damn, that ass is autistic as hell.
December 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Damn, that ass is autistic as hell.
this caked up barbie would kill a 1990’s child
December 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
this caked up barbie would kill a 1990’s child
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sitting in the massage chair and choosing "Glutes" every time like my mentor, Tina Belcher, would
December 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
sitting in the massage chair and choosing "Glutes" every time like my mentor, Tina Belcher, would
and tiny tim, who did NOT die and is still at large
December 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
and tiny tim, who did NOT die and is still at large
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ok i’ll bite what is politics
December 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
ok i’ll bite what is politics
my favorite part of the latest stranger things season is all the full frontal nudity
December 27, 2025 at 11:25 PM
my favorite part of the latest stranger things season is all the full frontal nudity
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so…they’re stranger than merely strange things, but still not the strangest things.
December 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
so…they’re stranger than merely strange things, but still not the strangest things.
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video of a dog that doesn't recognize his soldier owner and just barks ferociously for hours when he comes home
October 21, 2024 at 6:49 PM
video of a dog that doesn't recognize his soldier owner and just barks ferociously for hours when he comes home
they should repackage big bang theory into a show called “older sheldon”
December 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
they should repackage big bang theory into a show called “older sheldon”
evergreen:
*closes the bsky app*
December 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM
evergreen:
ok i’ll bite what is politics
December 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
ok i’ll bite what is politics
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*slowly running my long, slender fingers over their rock hard body* i hope this turkey thaws in time for new year’s day
December 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
*slowly running my long, slender fingers over their rock hard body* i hope this turkey thaws in time for new year’s day
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nice freaking BOOBS LADY!!!!!!!! can i HOMK EM?
December 27, 2025 at 8:43 AM
nice freaking BOOBS LADY!!!!!!!! can i HOMK EM?
babe, come on. be serious. IF you became a worm? you’ve been a worm all these 20 years
December 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
babe, come on. be serious. IF you became a worm? you’ve been a worm all these 20 years
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i love new avatar movie
December 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
i love new avatar movie
the incel mantra: i have no wife, and i must be divorced
December 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
the incel mantra: i have no wife, and i must be divorced
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Making a list of all the accounts that wouldn't follow me back
December 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Making a list of all the accounts that wouldn't follow me back
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a rapper named yung sheldon
December 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
a rapper named yung sheldon