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Jerry Chen
@jcsalterego.bsky.social
1x winner of the "oh i'm pretty sure that's just jerry spreading misinformation" award 🥇🏆

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📍Austin, TX
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people will think anything on bluesky. "he's got thousands of followers! he must have good posts." no they aren't. that isn't true.
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You can dredge a PB & J in egg and breadcrumbs and fry it in oil to make a deep fried PB & J. The Man doesn’t want you to know this but you can do it.
KNOW YOUR RIGHTS: you can put mac and cheese on your hot dog and there is no legal authority that can stop you
December 16, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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RELATED: You can keep Auntie Anne's Pretzel Dogs in your freezer for hot dog emergencies! Don't let anyone tell you this is an impossible dream!
December 16, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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I had a similar realization a few years back: you can dip your pizza crusts in soy sauce. You can just do it. Ain't no Johnny Law can keep you from it.
KNOW YOUR RIGHTS: you can put mac and cheese on your hot dog and there is no legal authority that can stop you
December 16, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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me scrolling past your low effort humor and silly little jokes
December 16, 2025 at 2:37 AM
KNOW YOUR RIGHTS: you can put mac and cheese on your hot dog and there is no legal authority that can stop you
December 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
everyday i am attacked on this website
I don't know. I don't see a blue check
December 16, 2025 at 12:46 AM
sure pigs get blankets but shouldn't they get little pillows too?
December 16, 2025 at 12:29 AM
theyre making a third oauth
December 16, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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my body is 40% chili crisp at this point
December 15, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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not the 1980s, just Queens NY in 2025 on film
December 15, 2025 at 10:57 PM
★★★☆☆ Spider-Man Christmas Lights Company did a great job hanging our christmas lights in a timely manner, and foiled green goblin's dastardly plan, but left just a terrible mess of webbing material on our roof and windows and nearby street lamps
December 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
the Typing Whale Knowers have logged on to reply
how can whales even type on a keyboard
December 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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gaston movie should just be 1.5 hours straight of him being terrorized by eggs
December 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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me looking over the current baffling but normal bluesky discourse like a middle aged midwestern man observing a rain storm from his porch: “we needed this”
December 15, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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look, the goal isn't federation for the sake of federation.

the goal is to build up followers and clout, then self-immolate online in the most disorienting and entertaining way possible.
February 14, 2024 at 10:01 PM
December 15, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Sometimes the old technology is the best technology.
December 15, 2025 at 9:53 PM
once society figures out how to monetize dozens of aging forum nerds and chronically online 38 year olds this is going to be a #sponcon account 100% of the time, baby
December 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
someone made a counter of how many good posts i make. it resets every minute
December 15, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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eBay option to fight the other bidder in the parking lot like gentlemen
December 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Today was a good day.
📍Mount Leinster
December 15, 2025 at 6:56 PM
(forgetting the word for fondue) cheese wine hot pot
December 15, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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We were under fire from a crew of archers in trees, Jerry. This is a very insensitive reply
December 15, 2025 at 6:34 PM
when mariah was like "all i want for christmas is you" it was because kohl's cash hadn't been invented yet. not many people know this
December 15, 2025 at 6:34 PM