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Jerry Chen
@jcsalterego.bsky.social
1x winner of the "oh i'm pretty sure that's just jerry spreading misinformation" award 🥇🏆

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📍Austin, TX
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people will think anything on bluesky. "he's got thousands of followers! he must have good posts." no they aren't. that isn't true.
hey it's jerry! from the bluesky app store page. wait where are you going
December 17, 2025 at 3:56 AM
i found this account with Find Fiends on bluesky 🫵
December 17, 2025 at 2:24 AM
just got served a summons via the bluesky Find Friends feature :(
December 17, 2025 at 2:17 AM
oh sure there's Find Friends but never Find Jerry
December 17, 2025 at 1:02 AM
jerry no is worldwide, baby
It *did* just tick over to wednesday over here but still. Jerry, no
December 16, 2025 at 11:07 PM
the important thing is that the week is almost over
December 16, 2025 at 11:03 PM
D.A.R.E. but for Posting
December 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
they should invent a marketplace to match stressful situations with people who thrive in stressful situations
December 16, 2025 at 8:32 PM
is it also really funny to anyone else when you slice through a hard boiled egg and one half doesn't contain any yolk whatsoever, or do i need to log off for a while and live in the mountains
December 16, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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constructing a post so bad that bluesky has no choice but to issue a Poster Non Grata
May 21, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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You can dredge a PB & J in egg and breadcrumbs and fry it in oil to make a deep fried PB & J. The Man doesn’t want you to know this but you can do it.
KNOW YOUR RIGHTS: you can put mac and cheese on your hot dog and there is no legal authority that can stop you
December 16, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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RELATED: You can keep Auntie Anne's Pretzel Dogs in your freezer for hot dog emergencies! Don't let anyone tell you this is an impossible dream!
December 16, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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I had a similar realization a few years back: you can dip your pizza crusts in soy sauce. You can just do it. Ain't no Johnny Law can keep you from it.
KNOW YOUR RIGHTS: you can put mac and cheese on your hot dog and there is no legal authority that can stop you
December 16, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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me scrolling past your low effort humor and silly little jokes
December 16, 2025 at 2:37 AM
KNOW YOUR RIGHTS: you can put mac and cheese on your hot dog and there is no legal authority that can stop you
December 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
everyday i am attacked on this website
I don't know. I don't see a blue check
December 16, 2025 at 12:46 AM
sure pigs get blankets but shouldn't they get little pillows too?
December 16, 2025 at 12:29 AM
theyre making a third oauth
December 16, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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my body is 40% chili crisp at this point
December 15, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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not the 1980s, just Queens NY in 2025 on film
December 15, 2025 at 10:57 PM
★★★☆☆ Spider-Man Christmas Lights Company did a great job hanging our christmas lights in a timely manner, and foiled green goblin's dastardly plan, but left just a terrible mess of webbing material on our roof and windows and nearby street lamps
December 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
the Typing Whale Knowers have logged on to reply
how can whales even type on a keyboard
December 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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gaston movie should just be 1.5 hours straight of him being terrorized by eggs
December 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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me looking over the current baffling but normal bluesky discourse like a middle aged midwestern man observing a rain storm from his porch: “we needed this”
December 15, 2025 at 10:21 PM