alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
not really a dog. reposts = official CDC recommendations. he/him
CDC style guide: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaamfdxuzasv6
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mr. gorbachev, it’s time to tear down these emotional walls you’ve built up betweeen us. it’s time to be honest and open. i’m here to listen. some to truly listen for the first time
November 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
mr. gorbachev, it’s time to tear down these emotional walls you’ve built up betweeen us. it’s time to be honest and open. i’m here to listen. some to truly listen for the first time
well unfortunately now you don’t have enough open lines of credit like a healthy and adult american should
November 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM
well unfortunately now you don’t have enough open lines of credit like a healthy and adult american should
PG movie on the roku
November 10, 2025 at 2:56 PM
PG movie on the roku
“do it on the couch PG movie on the roku” took me out lmao
November 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
“do it on the couch PG movie on the roku” took me out lmao
Reposted by alber
Oh you thought I didn't have more? There are at least 1k hilarious accts on this app and I know all their middle names, okay?
November 10, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Oh you thought I didn't have more? There are at least 1k hilarious accts on this app and I know all their middle names, okay?
Reposted by alber
If you're not on that first one, don't be cry. I'm making three and it's really difficult finding all my people at 6 am. Here's list two. Some of my best friends aren't on either of these and I know it. Hang in there, it's coming
go.bsky.app/3KzRR2m
go.bsky.app/3KzRR2m
November 10, 2025 at 12:44 PM
If you're not on that first one, don't be cry. I'm making three and it's really difficult finding all my people at 6 am. Here's list two. Some of my best friends aren't on either of these and I know it. Hang in there, it's coming
go.bsky.app/3KzRR2m
go.bsky.app/3KzRR2m