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alber

@captainacab.airbud.website

20K followers 890 following 19K posts

not really a dog. reposts = official CDC recommendations. he/him CDC style guide: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaamfdxuzasv6

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alber @captainacab.airbud.website · Oct 10

keep talkin asshole i’m pinning this entire thread

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alber @captainacab.airbud.website · 6h

personally i think they should hire someone to make netflix’s “Frankenstein” into a book i bet it would be pretty interesting

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alber @captainacab.airbud.website · 6h

i am a protected account under the international united posters law

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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 8h

So proud of my dear friend Sam for writing this. So furious he has to go through it.

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/11/o...

Opinion | Cancer Patients Like Me Are Casualties of MAHA’s Hypocrisy

www.nytimes.com

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alber @captainacab.airbud.website · 8h

not to brag but i have not one not two but three “best dad ever” mugs 💅

alber @captainacab.airbud.website · 8h

the abyssal? hehe wel uh let’s just say

[alber has logged off]

alber @captainacab.airbud.website · 8h

btw i think you still owe me 500k in runescape

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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 8h

it’s dark out. the freaks are entering the chat.

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alber @captainacab.airbud.website · 8h

i like the way you work it
(no skibidi)
i gotta bag it up (bag it up)

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alber @captainacab.airbud.website · 8h

3 here and the laundry never ends even if it’s running at all hours of the day

alber @captainacab.airbud.website · 8h

she’s incredible

alber @captainacab.airbud.website · 8h

honestly same

alber @captainacab.airbud.website · Nov 4

sir, a second day in a row has hit this outfit

george w bush receiving the news of the 9/11 twin towers attacks

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alber @captainacab.airbud.website · 8h

#girldad

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alber @captainacab.airbud.website · 8h

and you know what, learning how to girl rot properly starts at a young age. go off queen

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alber @captainacab.airbud.website · 8h

i just told my daughter she couldn’t wear the same outfit a second day in a row and she said “my signature style is dirty”

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alber @captainacab.airbud.website · 9h

oh yeah that’s it yeah she didn’t take 500k from me and just log off that’s not what happened

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alber @captainacab.airbud.website · 9h

for some reason her connection got cut off right after the trade went through

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Renaigh☭ @renaigh.bsky.social · 9h

history is like an ogre

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alber @captainacab.airbud.website · 9h

i got radicalized when someone i thought was a pretty girl offered to double my money in runescape

Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 10h

i got radicalized when a pretty girl asked me to radicalize

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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 10h

i got radicalized when a pretty girl asked me to radicalize

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Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 10h

Statue of Lenin covered in snow appearing as though someone is on his back with their arms clasped over his shoulders ala the final DLC boss fight in Elden Ring

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 10h

good news, my therapist said I'm cured and to never contact her again

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alber @captainacab.airbud.website · 10h

history doesn’t repeat itself but it sure does rhyme

an onion that looks like a real life onion emoji

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alber @captainacab.airbud.website · 11h

i love that the measure of success for the new ai bots is how long it takes until they fall down

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alber @captainacab.airbud.website · 12h

cait. my brother in law very likely tore his acl/mcl but chatgpt told him it was likely nothing so he should just wait it out. this was 2 months ago and he’s still limping around and can barely go up stairs…

alber @captainacab.airbud.website · 13h

[clippy optimus voice]

oops, it looks like you are about to kill your entire family with an axe. do you want to continue?

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