serial experiments lynn
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squiggly wiggly cephaloperson | not the Simpsons character, they stole that from me
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Hey! I'm so glad you posted this take. I'm actually at capacity / skeeting about something else / masturbating right now, and I don't think I can hold appropriate space for discourse. Could we connect [never] instead / Do you have someone else you could argue in bad faith with?
hard mode (i don't have the reminder turned on)
December 3, 2025 at 2:59 AM
hard mode (i don't have the reminder turned on)
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I’ll play up to where you meet him and then I will just sacrifice all my heroes one by one 🫡
October 23, 2025 at 9:56 AM
I’ll play up to where you meet him and then I will just sacrifice all my heroes one by one 🫡
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[talking to my car's engine] so... is there a cylinder mr. fire?
December 2, 2025 at 10:31 PM
[talking to my car's engine] so... is there a cylinder mr. fire?
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my favorite part of Lynnbius is when Serial Experiments Lynn says "It's Scromiting Time" and then Lynn power-washes the baddies with chuncky scromit
doing drugs and scromiting until i turn back into a twink
December 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
my favorite part of Lynnbius is when Serial Experiments Lynn says "It's Scromiting Time" and then Lynn power-washes the baddies with chuncky scromit
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rebingus this post
December 2, 2025 at 9:07 PM
ough
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Exec outsourced Detroit workers to Mexico and now exec are outsourcing our work to who knows where. I will not be party to my own obsolescence
www.cbc.ca/radio/quirks...
www.cbc.ca/radio/quirks...
ANALYSIS | ChatGPT may help you find information faster, but you learn less | CBC Radio
Bob McDonald’s Blog: Recent studies show that using chatbots like ChatGPT may get us information faster than ever before, but we’re not gaining much knowledge by using it.
www.cbc.ca
December 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Exec outsourced Detroit workers to Mexico and now exec are outsourcing our work to who knows where. I will not be party to my own obsolescence
www.cbc.ca/radio/quirks...
www.cbc.ca/radio/quirks...
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boys being boys (being violent to girls & queer people & each other) is just normal and fine of course. that's the whole damn ruling class of [insert country here]. god forbid a "boy" exists who likes hanging out with girls and she herself is a girl who considers other girls her equals
i love this point bc it really is so absurd that so much of transmisogyny is predicated on protecting girls from the violence of boys so one would think that actively encouraging boys to view girls as their peers and confidants would be good. and yet
very funny to me that both liberal and radical feminist legal policy are complete and utter failures of projects because in response to a situation where "boys" want to play with girls and associate with girls the response by the state is to ban this to ensure it's either become a patriarch or die
December 2, 2025 at 8:30 PM
boys being boys (being violent to girls & queer people & each other) is just normal and fine of course. that's the whole damn ruling class of [insert country here]. god forbid a "boy" exists who likes hanging out with girls and she herself is a girl who considers other girls her equals
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Can we get this boosted
My dad disappeared from his Baltimore trucking company when I was a kid. 20 years later, I went looking for answers.
I did it to survive.
In telling this story, I hope in some way to help others do the same.
“Whatever Happened to Eddy Crane?” is out in April 2026. This is the cover…
I did it to survive.
In telling this story, I hope in some way to help others do the same.
“Whatever Happened to Eddy Crane?” is out in April 2026. This is the cover…
December 2, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Can we get this boosted
cinnaclawssant
A turducken,
but it’s croissant, bear claw, cinnamon roll.
but it’s croissant, bear claw, cinnamon roll.
December 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
cinnaclawssant
doing drugs and scromiting until i turn back into a twink
December 2, 2025 at 7:03 PM
doing drugs and scromiting until i turn back into a twink
they're doing this to me tomorrow
butt mogged these zoomers today
December 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
they're doing this to me tomorrow
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who asked for this
December 2, 2025 at 3:16 PM
who asked for this
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THAT’S IT: I’m declaring Capitalism … OVER
December 2, 2025 at 4:33 AM
THAT’S IT: I’m declaring Capitalism … OVER
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THAT’S IT: I’m declaring Capitalism … OVER
December 2, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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yeah i'll watch mad men why not
December 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
yeah i'll watch mad men why not
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when someone tells me not to use em dashes because AI uses em dashes
November 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
when someone tells me not to use em dashes because AI uses em dashes
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today is the first time since 1988 that the united states is not observing world AIDS day
in fact, per STAT, the state department has forbidden federal employees AND GRANTEES to not utilize any funding to promote or commemorate this day
in fact, per STAT, the state department has forbidden federal employees AND GRANTEES to not utilize any funding to promote or commemorate this day
December 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
today is the first time since 1988 that the united states is not observing world AIDS day
in fact, per STAT, the state department has forbidden federal employees AND GRANTEES to not utilize any funding to promote or commemorate this day
in fact, per STAT, the state department has forbidden federal employees AND GRANTEES to not utilize any funding to promote or commemorate this day
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we're all talking about you behind your back. we're laughing to each other saying "this mf doesn't live más"
December 1, 2025 at 5:23 AM
we're all talking about you behind your back. we're laughing to each other saying "this mf doesn't live más"