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Weird how when a Seeking Derangements male manipulator nazbol quote tweets your account you end up deluged with simps and uncles in the notifications.
December 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Weird how when a Seeking Derangements male manipulator nazbol quote tweets your account you end up deluged with simps and uncles in the notifications.
Liberalism is inherently Turkish.
December 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Liberalism is inherently Turkish.
The marketized terrorism of the Hoxhaist paradigm is nothing but mocking Denmark and an endless implosion into the Christlike image of the self.
December 10, 2025 at 1:00 AM
The marketized terrorism of the Hoxhaist paradigm is nothing but mocking Denmark and an endless implosion into the Christlike image of the self.
I'm begging for neocons to add an ounce of carcinization to their politics.
December 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I'm begging for neocons to add an ounce of carcinization to their politics.
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December 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
This sold for 425 ETH.
$1.59M
$1.59M
Banning blogging because of bullying is literally ageism
December 9, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Banning blogging because of bullying is literally ageism
Weird how when a TRASHFUTURE smokeshow monarchist quote tweets your account you end up deluged with dudebros and twinks in the notifications.
December 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Weird how when a TRASHFUTURE smokeshow monarchist quote tweets your account you end up deluged with dudebros and twinks in the notifications.
Halimede teams up with revisionist, revisionist cat lady and disgraced veterinarian, Violent J, in a new podcast which promises to be as shitty as you're imagining it to be.
December 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Halimede teams up with revisionist, revisionist cat lady and disgraced veterinarian, Violent J, in a new podcast which promises to be as shitty as you're imagining it to be.
Fellas, is it halal to do mutual aid?
December 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Fellas, is it halal to do mutual aid?
JB Pritzker is Amber Frost's Colonel Sanders.
December 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
JB Pritzker is Amber Frost's Colonel Sanders.
Purposefully doing blackface at a historical inauguration for intersex people is a form of biphobia
December 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Purposefully doing blackface at a historical inauguration for intersex people is a form of biphobia
I'm begging for liberals to add an ounce of landback to their politics.
December 9, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I'm begging for liberals to add an ounce of landback to their politics.
If you say “first-world problems” your lookism is showing THE END
December 9, 2025 at 2:55 PM
If you say “first-world problems” your lookism is showing THE END
Praxis really do just be woke Hijabophobia
December 9, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Praxis really do just be woke Hijabophobia
You expect tankies to care about vexatious litigation?
December 9, 2025 at 12:55 PM
You expect tankies to care about vexatious litigation?
Using the bat-computer is misogynoir but we're not ready for that conversation.
December 9, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Using the bat-computer is misogynoir but we're not ready for that conversation.
I don't think Yugoslavians should crytype. I think when they do it they're reinforcing panphobia.
December 9, 2025 at 10:55 AM
I don't think Yugoslavians should crytype. I think when they do it they're reinforcing panphobia.
People who say Princess Peach can't be forgiven because they teabagged a pangolin are the same people who simp for these folks.
December 9, 2025 at 9:56 AM
People who say Princess Peach can't be forgiven because they teabagged a pangolin are the same people who simp for these folks.
John Cena teams up with papist, Islamophobic chonker and disgraced air traffic controller, Ben Shapiro, in a new podcast which promises to be as shitty as you're imagining it to be.
December 9, 2025 at 8:50 AM
John Cena teams up with papist, Islamophobic chonker and disgraced air traffic controller, Ben Shapiro, in a new podcast which promises to be as shitty as you're imagining it to be.
Lighting stuff on fire really do just be woke xenophobia
December 9, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Lighting stuff on fire really do just be woke xenophobia
Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002) is slimy, Beyblade is slimy Branch Davidian dreck, Jewish sitcoms are slimy, science fiction is generally slimy, chastity is slimy. Masscult under Dark Enlightenment is inherently slimy. Sorry to spoil your 'fun'.
December 9, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002) is slimy, Beyblade is slimy Branch Davidian dreck, Jewish sitcoms are slimy, science fiction is generally slimy, chastity is slimy. Masscult under Dark Enlightenment is inherently slimy. Sorry to spoil your 'fun'.
Happy pride!
Here are some types of nonmonosexual people I love:
☆ American cishet men
☆ Asian gender fluid aceflux weebs
☆ fey genderqueer people living in diaspora
☆ agender wonks
☆ American lesbian men
☆ Canadian allosexual cishet robots
Here are some types of nonmonosexual people I love:
☆ American cishet men
☆ Asian gender fluid aceflux weebs
☆ fey genderqueer people living in diaspora
☆ agender wonks
☆ American lesbian men
☆ Canadian allosexual cishet robots
December 9, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Happy pride!
Here are some types of nonmonosexual people I love:
☆ American cishet men
☆ Asian gender fluid aceflux weebs
☆ fey genderqueer people living in diaspora
☆ agender wonks
☆ American lesbian men
☆ Canadian allosexual cishet robots
Here are some types of nonmonosexual people I love:
☆ American cishet men
☆ Asian gender fluid aceflux weebs
☆ fey genderqueer people living in diaspora
☆ agender wonks
☆ American lesbian men
☆ Canadian allosexual cishet robots
I don't think Boomers should double jump. I think when they do it they're reinforcing meninism.
December 9, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I don't think Boomers should double jump. I think when they do it they're reinforcing meninism.
If you say “tane” your misogynoir is showing THE END
December 9, 2025 at 3:53 AM
If you say “tane” your misogynoir is showing THE END
Alienating PAWGs in literature have ruined us.
December 9, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Alienating PAWGs in literature have ruined us.