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Retrospectively I can see that *Bojack Horseman* and *A Goofy Movie* were both early expressions of a homegrown form of techno-fascism that was beginning to shape and color Australian life...
December 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Retrospectively I can see that *Bojack Horseman* and *A Goofy Movie* were both early expressions of a homegrown form of techno-fascism that was beginning to shape and color Australian life...
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Grindr profiles be like
December 7, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Grindr profiles be like
Happy pride!
Here are some types of nonmonosexual people I love:
☆ demiromantic neurogender people
☆ French trans graygender bog trolls
☆ homosexual pangender poly women
☆ aroace Gray Ace wonks
☆ Basque swagsexual Gray Ace chads
☆ genderqueer trans aromantic women
Here are some types of nonmonosexual people I love:
☆ demiromantic neurogender people
☆ French trans graygender bog trolls
☆ homosexual pangender poly women
☆ aroace Gray Ace wonks
☆ Basque swagsexual Gray Ace chads
☆ genderqueer trans aromantic women
December 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Happy pride!
Here are some types of nonmonosexual people I love:
☆ demiromantic neurogender people
☆ French trans graygender bog trolls
☆ homosexual pangender poly women
☆ aroace Gray Ace wonks
☆ Basque swagsexual Gray Ace chads
☆ genderqueer trans aromantic women
Here are some types of nonmonosexual people I love:
☆ demiromantic neurogender people
☆ French trans graygender bog trolls
☆ homosexual pangender poly women
☆ aroace Gray Ace wonks
☆ Basque swagsexual Gray Ace chads
☆ genderqueer trans aromantic women
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You expect Angelenos to care about places that are against their own existence? Sorry if I don't care about places like Disneyland where I might get fired for being myself.
December 5, 2025 at 8:35 AM
You expect Angelenos to care about places that are against their own existence? Sorry if I don't care about places like Disneyland where I might get fired for being myself.
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Doinks are fucking disgusting and won't exist under lesbian separatism
December 5, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Doinks are fucking disgusting and won't exist under lesbian separatism
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Matt Christman teams up with toxically masculine, homonationalist snake and disgraced anthropologist, Glenn Greenwald, in a new podcast which promises to be as shitty as you're imagining it to be.
December 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Matt Christman teams up with toxically masculine, homonationalist snake and disgraced anthropologist, Glenn Greenwald, in a new podcast which promises to be as shitty as you're imagining it to be.
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You expect incels to care about places that are against their own existence? Sorry if I don't care about places like the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone where I might get slapped for being myself.
December 2, 2025 at 11:15 AM
You expect incels to care about places that are against their own existence? Sorry if I don't care about places like the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone where I might get slapped for being myself.
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Happy pride!
Here are some types of nonmonosexual people I love:
☆ incel homosexual sapphic carnies
☆ homosexual geniuses
☆ Palestinian demigirl people living in diaspora
☆ allosexual MOGAI people
☆ multisexual furry villains
☆ quoisexual amorasexual aegosexual women
Here are some types of nonmonosexual people I love:
☆ incel homosexual sapphic carnies
☆ homosexual geniuses
☆ Palestinian demigirl people living in diaspora
☆ allosexual MOGAI people
☆ multisexual furry villains
☆ quoisexual amorasexual aegosexual women
December 2, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Happy pride!
Here are some types of nonmonosexual people I love:
☆ incel homosexual sapphic carnies
☆ homosexual geniuses
☆ Palestinian demigirl people living in diaspora
☆ allosexual MOGAI people
☆ multisexual furry villains
☆ quoisexual amorasexual aegosexual women
Here are some types of nonmonosexual people I love:
☆ incel homosexual sapphic carnies
☆ homosexual geniuses
☆ Palestinian demigirl people living in diaspora
☆ allosexual MOGAI people
☆ multisexual furry villains
☆ quoisexual amorasexual aegosexual women
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im ngl "villain" is a word that reeks of subtle misogyny and we should probably expunge it from our vocabularies.
December 2, 2025 at 10:50 AM
im ngl "villain" is a word that reeks of subtle misogyny and we should probably expunge it from our vocabularies.
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When you think of it, sexual preference is toxically masculine and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper Post-Left movement should seek to abolish it.
December 2, 2025 at 10:40 AM
When you think of it, sexual preference is toxically masculine and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper Post-Left movement should seek to abolish it.
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"binch" is the weirdest insult and it feels lowkey transmedicalist tbh
December 6, 2025 at 12:15 PM
"binch" is the weirdest insult and it feels lowkey transmedicalist tbh
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this is what happens if you feed “here’s how Bernie can still win” into Google Translate 100 times
Socialist Colonel Sanders can still happen if people want it bad enough
December 6, 2025 at 12:12 PM
this is what happens if you feed “here’s how Bernie can still win” into Google Translate 100 times
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Juggalo History Day is every day. Maybe be someone who is gender fluid, a Jew or part of the Yakuza or even someone who has long COVID. You should reevaluate your Juggalo privilege Bobby. You never had to fight for your right to coexist in society.
December 6, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Juggalo History Day is every day. Maybe be someone who is gender fluid, a Jew or part of the Yakuza or even someone who has long COVID. You should reevaluate your Juggalo privilege Bobby. You never had to fight for your right to coexist in society.
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Most colonies in Queens are dirtbag leftist and big mad
December 6, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Most colonies in Queens are dirtbag leftist and big mad
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As an Alawite, seeing Pierre Elliot Trudeau aggressively pushing for mowing the lawn scares me.
December 6, 2025 at 1:45 PM
As an Alawite, seeing Pierre Elliot Trudeau aggressively pushing for mowing the lawn scares me.
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I shouldn't be surprised that liberals have no idea how sperm banks work, since liberals don't work lol
December 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I shouldn't be surprised that liberals have no idea how sperm banks work, since liberals don't work lol
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I've been through the desert on a
December 7, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I've been through the desert on a
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Weird how when a Boonta Vista Swiftie Ba'athist quote tweets your account you end up deluged with coomers and weebs in the notifications.
December 7, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Weird how when a Boonta Vista Swiftie Ba'athist quote tweets your account you end up deluged with coomers and weebs in the notifications.
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Evangelical folks can and do enjoy ass to mouth and they’re still evangelical because ass to mouth isn’t inherently sick
December 7, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Evangelical folks can and do enjoy ass to mouth and they’re still evangelical because ass to mouth isn’t inherently sick
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I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say the Chinese Communist Party has an anti-baldness problem
December 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say the Chinese Communist Party has an anti-baldness problem
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Cars is sexist, Gundam Wing is sexist Gnostic dreck, Asian podcasts are sexist, chick lit is generally sexist, first degree murder is sexist. Masscult under authoritarianism is inherently sexist. Sorry to spoil your 'fun'.
December 7, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Cars is sexist, Gundam Wing is sexist Gnostic dreck, Asian podcasts are sexist, chick lit is generally sexist, first degree murder is sexist. Masscult under authoritarianism is inherently sexist. Sorry to spoil your 'fun'.
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Deciding "Thoughts and Prayers" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all have been punished by your evangelical boyfriends and it SHOWS.
December 7, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Deciding "Thoughts and Prayers" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all have been punished by your evangelical boyfriends and it SHOWS.
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im ngl "tsundere" is a word that reeks of subtle transmisandry and we should probably expunge it from our vocabularies.
December 7, 2025 at 7:05 PM
im ngl "tsundere" is a word that reeks of subtle transmisandry and we should probably expunge it from our vocabularies.
Animorphs is better than The Chronicles of Narnia.
December 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Animorphs is better than The Chronicles of Narnia.
Edging really do just be woke cisnormativity
December 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Edging really do just be woke cisnormativity