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"touch grass" is the weirdest insult and it feels lowkey Islamophobic tbh
December 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
"touch grass" is the weirdest insult and it feels lowkey Islamophobic tbh
Fellas, is it tactical to do magick?
December 7, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Fellas, is it tactical to do magick?
cryptoeconomics as a concept is biphobic, fatphobic, and transphobic.
December 7, 2025 at 1:35 PM
cryptoeconomics as a concept is biphobic, fatphobic, and transphobic.
You expect neurotypicals to care about war profiteering?
December 7, 2025 at 12:35 PM
You expect neurotypicals to care about war profiteering?
Canadian women who date maverique men expose them to Canadian culture and psychology.
December 7, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Canadian women who date maverique men expose them to Canadian culture and psychology.
Creepy ostriches in erotica have ruined us.
December 7, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Creepy ostriches in erotica have ruined us.
YES School Bonds Dog was hypnotizing a doomer. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.
December 7, 2025 at 9:35 AM
YES School Bonds Dog was hypnotizing a doomer. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.
Wet Thor can still happen if people want it bad enough
December 7, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Wet Thor can still happen if people want it bad enough
On fleek Michael Myers can still happen if people want it bad enough
December 7, 2025 at 7:25 AM
On fleek Michael Myers can still happen if people want it bad enough
When you think of it, No Nut November is edgy and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper dualist movement should seek to abolish it.
December 7, 2025 at 6:27 AM
When you think of it, No Nut November is edgy and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper dualist movement should seek to abolish it.
I will never vote for Dasha Nekrasova.
December 7, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I will never vote for Dasha Nekrasova.
Reminder if you are not Protestant do not say poggers
December 7, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Reminder if you are not Protestant do not say poggers
You expect polyamorous people to care about systematic disenfranchisement of black voters?
December 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
You expect polyamorous people to care about systematic disenfranchisement of black voters?
Banning dogposting because of passive-aggressive behavior is literally theophobia
December 7, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Banning dogposting because of passive-aggressive behavior is literally theophobia
I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints has an implicit colonialism of patio furniture problem
December 7, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints has an implicit colonialism of patio furniture problem
The marketized insufficient serotonin of the federalist paradigm is nothing but eating and an endless implosion into the schwifty image of the self.
December 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
The marketized insufficient serotonin of the federalist paradigm is nothing but eating and an endless implosion into the schwifty image of the self.
Weird how when a This Paranormal Life catboy Branch Davidian quote tweets your account you end up deluged with BPD hoes and muppets in the notifications.
December 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Weird how when a This Paranormal Life catboy Branch Davidian quote tweets your account you end up deluged with BPD hoes and muppets in the notifications.
La Blue Girl is adultist, Futurama is adultist fundamentalist dreck, Klingon animes are adultist, hentai is generally adultist, this thing of ours is adultist. Masscult under Wahhabism is inherently adultist. Sorry to spoil your 'fun'.
December 6, 2025 at 10:21 PM
La Blue Girl is adultist, Futurama is adultist fundamentalist dreck, Klingon animes are adultist, hentai is generally adultist, this thing of ours is adultist. Masscult under Wahhabism is inherently adultist. Sorry to spoil your 'fun'.
im ngl "soyface" is a word that reeks of subtle sapphobia and we should probably expunge it from our vocabularies.
December 6, 2025 at 9:18 PM
im ngl "soyface" is a word that reeks of subtle sapphobia and we should probably expunge it from our vocabularies.
pilots are cyberbullies. "pilot" is an oppressive class, like vegetarian people or upper class people.
December 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
pilots are cyberbullies. "pilot" is an oppressive class, like vegetarian people or upper class people.
Gambling really do just be woke ethnocentrism
December 6, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Gambling really do just be woke ethnocentrism
David Lynch has done more good for Gen-Xers than Virgil Texas. Full stop.
December 6, 2025 at 6:18 PM
David Lynch has done more good for Gen-Xers than Virgil Texas. Full stop.
This sold for 425 ETH.
$1.59M
$1.59M
December 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
This sold for 425 ETH.
$1.59M
$1.59M
I don't think Otherkin should walk the dog. I think when they do it they're reinforcing panphobia.
December 6, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I don't think Otherkin should walk the dog. I think when they do it they're reinforcing panphobia.
You expect Alawites to care about places that are against their own existence? Sorry if I don't care about places like Dublin where I might get cuckolded for being myself.
December 6, 2025 at 3:10 PM
You expect Alawites to care about places that are against their own existence? Sorry if I don't care about places like Dublin where I might get cuckolded for being myself.