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🎃Nosferascoob🎃

@scoobydouchebag.bsky.social

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The internet's favorite uncle. Inventor of the hogdog. No minors Avi by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social

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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · Nov 16

Me and the homies trading "hell yeah"s back and forth

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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 2h

I'd rather be kicked in the balls for an hour than watch an episode

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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 2h

Yeagggg

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · Sep 29

*hissing, kicking, shitting everywhere*
Actually, I'd rather not hear about the latest snl please

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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 2h

Right? I don't care what you do I just don't want to see it

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 2h

you say you're a real "party animal"
and yet i can't seem to find you in my bestiary
curious

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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 2h

Saw a pretty longtime mutual praising SNL unironically and immediately blocked them keep that pervert shit to yourself

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🎃 Let’s Scare Geoffsica to Death 🎃 @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · Aug 20

The Sunday Feeling™️ (scaries, blues) is due to the fact that Sunday is treated like a weekend day, with all the expectations inherent in that designation, when it is, in actuality, the first day of the week. It’s this discrepancy between expectation and reality that allows space for disquiet to grow

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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 5h

Sunday night who up with the hamburger helpies?

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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 12h

Awwww 🥹

🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 12h

You come in here with your cheap hamburger and your good shoes. You look like a helper

🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 12h

Finally

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Fredo Fabrucci: The Poster's Poster™ @fredo.bsky.social · 12h

Soup of the day: Chili cheese dog

Soup (A hot dog topped with chili, cheese, and diced onions)

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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 12h

Yes please

🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 13h

Are you ever like hey that's my friend?

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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 13h

Oh my god no way lol. I haven't had FB since like 2017 so I rely on people showing me screenshots lol

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🎃Pumpkinwave🎃 @spiralrings.blue · 13h

Doing my praxis by calling the cops daily and reporting the crimes of president donald j trump

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Dark Deeny(they\them) @darkdeeny.bsky.social · 13h

I've been commissioned to do a comic of which i will post one page per month

here are the first two pages! obviously its gonna get really sexy

stay tuned!