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My name is Doof and you’ll do what I say
He/him woke 2.0
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Mp1st Report: New Dead Rising Game in Development, Now Set In Hollywood

-In dev since at least 2023 under codename "Rec"
-Frank West returns
-May be a direct sequel to the first game (not confirmed)
-Setting in massive enclosed movie studio lot
-Time limit mechanic returns + Frank's camera/photos
November 29, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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You can't be racist against white people, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't try your absolutely damnedest.
November 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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I have NEVER been thankful. I appreciate NOTHING
November 27, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an December
November 27, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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a pile of brown dirt on a white surface
ALT: a pile of brown dirt on a white surface
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November 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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It's your time Murray
November 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
lol a casual 35 footer
November 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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the enduring popularity of the marvel character venom is at least 50% due to people of all genders imagining what that tongue do tho
November 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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it is once again the time of year when Cookie Monster pajama pants girls shed their summer coats and become Grinch pajama pants girls for the season
November 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
It’s called fashion sweaty
November 26, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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are your kids texting about "rizz king" alan dershowitz?

LOL: Loving OJ's Lawyer
BRB: Bari's Rizz Baron
SMDH: Sending More Dershowitz Hashtags
OMG: Opposing More Good (Pierogi)
STFU: Seventeen Technically Factually Underage
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The guy looking for Candace Owens
a man wearing sunglasses and a trench coat says yeah yeah yeah yeah
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a trench coat says yeah yeah yeah yeah
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November 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Finally living my dream of wearing Zubaz
November 24, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Well, a victory Monday is a victory Monday.
November 24, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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September 17, 2025 at 7:14 PM
One day I will successfully mute every pro wrestling post
November 23, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Just win baby
November 23, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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"a movie that takes place where you're from"

"a movie that came out the year you were born"

"a movie character that shares your mother's maiden name"

"change a movie title by putting your social security number into it"
November 23, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead.
November 23, 2025 at 1:35 PM