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I am still a communist
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2054, 6 years after the collapse of American farming. strapping on my gladiator armor for the next death match: ugh haha yeah do you remember microsoft teams
the dope delusion
December 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
the dope delusion
How to tell when your child is ready to learn about proton decay?
6 year old asked “does space have a end?” right before bed and I watched my wife have an existential crisis
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 AM
How to tell when your child is ready to learn about proton decay?
i know for a fact that if the man who abused me and several of my friends had been put in jail, at least one of my friends would still be alive today, because he wouldn't have had access to the drugs that he overdosed on that were given to him by that same pedophile.
December 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM
i know for a fact that if the man who abused me and several of my friends had been put in jail, at least one of my friends would still be alive today, because he wouldn't have had access to the drugs that he overdosed on that were given to him by that same pedophile.
i'm pretty sure anything that fills up the gas tank is neoliberal, yeah
Fellas, is it neoliberal to cum in the gas tank?
December 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
i'm pretty sure anything that fills up the gas tank is neoliberal, yeah
pretty interesting movie!
December 9, 2025 at 2:05 AM
pretty interesting movie!
piss your ass goodbye
December 8, 2025 at 9:28 PM
piss your ass goodbye
just got notice that christmas bonuses are cancelled this year so now I have no clue how i'm going to pay the tax bills i owe by december 31st. love the holidays
December 8, 2025 at 4:54 PM
just got notice that christmas bonuses are cancelled this year so now I have no clue how i'm going to pay the tax bills i owe by december 31st. love the holidays
We need a jurassic park for genetically engineered cobbed vegetables. Cob World.
December 8, 2025 at 4:07 AM
We need a jurassic park for genetically engineered cobbed vegetables. Cob World.
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holy fuck man the scene at the end of Fargo season 5 where Moonk has dinner with Dorothy and her family is incredible
December 8, 2025 at 3:13 AM
holy fuck man the scene at the end of Fargo season 5 where Moonk has dinner with Dorothy and her family is incredible
a good life rule to have is this: if you ever meet a duplicate of yourself, kill them immediately. the only real possibilities are either a: they're going to kill you and replace you for some nefarious purpose or b: reveal that you're actually the copy but didn't know it, and who wants that hassle?
December 7, 2025 at 10:07 PM
a good life rule to have is this: if you ever meet a duplicate of yourself, kill them immediately. the only real possibilities are either a: they're going to kill you and replace you for some nefarious purpose or b: reveal that you're actually the copy but didn't know it, and who wants that hassle?
they found a 12 million year old meteor crater with a lot of hoof prints around it
December 7, 2025 at 1:17 PM
they found a 12 million year old meteor crater with a lot of hoof prints around it
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say it louder!
people aren't being empowered to create, they're forgetting that anyone ever had the power to create. it's truly sickening
December 7, 2025 at 1:03 AM
say it louder!
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This reminds me of a favorite local crime story, in which a shop-vac was stolen from a work van.
But the “work” was pest control, and the shop-vac was filled with hundreds of live and angry giant hornets.
But the “work” was pest control, and the shop-vac was filled with hundreds of live and angry giant hornets.
Vacuum filled with hundreds of hornets stolen from Philadelphia Bee Co. truck
'Those girls should be full of life and extra spicy,' owner Don Shump says of the giant queens he removed from a property last Thursday
www.phillyvoice.com
December 6, 2025 at 3:36 PM
This reminds me of a favorite local crime story, in which a shop-vac was stolen from a work van.
But the “work” was pest control, and the shop-vac was filled with hundreds of live and angry giant hornets.
But the “work” was pest control, and the shop-vac was filled with hundreds of live and angry giant hornets.
White man SHOCKS glabrezu by ordering swarm of hornets with acidic venom in PERFECT hellspeech
December 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
White man SHOCKS glabrezu by ordering swarm of hornets with acidic venom in PERFECT hellspeech
every AI company is made up exclusively of absolute fucking morons
OH MY GOD LMAO HE JAILBROKE IT BY TELLING IT TO PRETEND TO SHOOT HIM SO IT DID SHOOT HIM
😳
(Not a real gun but still wtf)
(Not a real gun but still wtf)
December 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
every AI company is made up exclusively of absolute fucking morons
business idea: pasta sauce with the starchy pasta water already added in
December 5, 2025 at 4:13 PM
business idea: pasta sauce with the starchy pasta water already added in
this guy is a fucking idiot
Palmer Luckey Wants to Take War Beneath the Earth's Crust https://gizmodo.com/palmer-luckey-wants-to-take-war-beneath-the-earths-crust-2000695764
Palmer Luckey Wants to Take War Beneath the Earth's Crust
"People think it's some kind of crazy, crazy, nutty thing," said Luckey.
gizmodo.com
December 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
this guy is a fucking idiot
can't say what i think
Q: What did you see in the second strike?
Cotton: "I saw two survivors trying to flip a boat -- loaded with drugs, bound for the United States -- back over, so they could stay in the fight."
Cotton: "I saw two survivors trying to flip a boat -- loaded with drugs, bound for the United States -- back over, so they could stay in the fight."
December 4, 2025 at 7:01 PM
can't say what i think
you don't understand, guys! we just need to do eugenic policies without any racism or prejudice! simple!
sure, we might not be able to do food or housing assistance policies without those things, or public healthcare or immigration or law enforcement or voting rights or public education funding or
sure, we might not be able to do food or housing assistance policies without those things, or public healthcare or immigration or law enforcement or voting rights or public education funding or
December 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
you don't understand, guys! we just need to do eugenic policies without any racism or prejudice! simple!
sure, we might not be able to do food or housing assistance policies without those things, or public healthcare or immigration or law enforcement or voting rights or public education funding or
sure, we might not be able to do food or housing assistance policies without those things, or public healthcare or immigration or law enforcement or voting rights or public education funding or
a miraculous technology
December 4, 2025 at 1:45 AM
a miraculous technology