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· Sep 23
Absolutely wild that we put an infrared telescope in orbit a million miles away from earth after promising it for 2 decades and it sent us back jaw-dropping shit like this and the richest folks in the country would rather pour money into hating immigrants
I would eat that entire pan in one sitting
December 1, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I would eat that entire pan in one sitting
lol that’s a Russian rpg
December 1, 2025 at 4:17 AM
lol that’s a Russian rpg
My kingdom for a university administration who responds to this bullshit appropriately
December 1, 2025 at 12:47 AM
My kingdom for a university administration who responds to this bullshit appropriately
Jimmy Sexton is fuckin diabolical
The bot farm has been activated in defense of Lane Kiffin
December 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Jimmy Sexton is fuckin diabolical
I’m being pedantic but you can’t attach the very qualifier to lethal. Something is either lethal or it isn’t.
Reporter: If there were a second strike that killed wounded people, would that be legal?
Trump: I don’t know that happened and Pete said he did not even know what people were talking about. I wouldn’t have wanted a second strike. The first strike was very lethal. It was fine.
Trump: I don’t know that happened and Pete said he did not even know what people were talking about. I wouldn’t have wanted a second strike. The first strike was very lethal. It was fine.
December 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I’m being pedantic but you can’t attach the very qualifier to lethal. Something is either lethal or it isn’t.
This game kicked ass. LucasArts was untouchable in the 90s.
The Dig (LucasArts) was released 30 years ago!
I love this game, considered graphically dated when it was released, but has aged so well. 👌
The Dig is still available on Steam and GOG, don't miss it!
I love this game, considered graphically dated when it was released, but has aged so well. 👌
The Dig is still available on Steam and GOG, don't miss it!
November 30, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This game kicked ass. LucasArts was untouchable in the 90s.
This is honestly one of the funniest plays I’ve ever seen from a qb
November 30, 2025 at 10:12 PM
This is honestly one of the funniest plays I’ve ever seen from a qb
I’ve seen enough. We need to launch Michigan State’s entire athletic department into the sun.
November 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I’ve seen enough. We need to launch Michigan State’s entire athletic department into the sun.
This person does not belong in college.
Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough
November 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
This person does not belong in college.
y’all remember when he was found passed out in his car with it running at an intersection on the opposite side of town from campus and his house
November 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
y’all remember when he was found passed out in his car with it running at an intersection on the opposite side of town from campus and his house
Looking forward to facing Kirby in a useless game next weekend that has massive playoff implications
November 30, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Looking forward to facing Kirby in a useless game next weekend that has massive playoff implications
I used to just make fun of Auburn as a good hearted rival. Then they hired an anti-vaxxer. Then they hired a fucking creep ass pervert. And now they’re gonna hire an alleged murderer. You’re never beating the allegations, barn.
November 30, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I used to just make fun of Auburn as a good hearted rival. Then they hired an anti-vaxxer. Then they hired a fucking creep ass pervert. And now they’re gonna hire an alleged murderer. You’re never beating the allegations, barn.
That’s five straight losing seasons for Auburn. Lol. Lmao. See ya next year.
November 30, 2025 at 4:31 AM
That’s five straight losing seasons for Auburn. Lol. Lmao. See ya next year.
Fuck Hugh Freeze, fuck DJ Durkin, fuck Bruce Pearl, fuck your entire cult of weird Christian nonsense that consistently apologizes for the awful actions of shitty overpaid white dudes
November 30, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Fuck Hugh Freeze, fuck DJ Durkin, fuck Bruce Pearl, fuck your entire cult of weird Christian nonsense that consistently apologizes for the awful actions of shitty overpaid white dudes
You have to give DeBoer some credit there, if he’d missed on that call he would have ended up in State College
November 30, 2025 at 4:12 AM
You have to give DeBoer some credit there, if he’d missed on that call he would have ended up in State College
I hate this fucking game
November 30, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I hate this fucking game
If you can’t run the ball in the iron bowl, you need a Julio Jones or a Roy Upchurch. We don’t have either.
November 30, 2025 at 4:05 AM
If you can’t run the ball in the iron bowl, you need a Julio Jones or a Roy Upchurch. We don’t have either.
Simpson told the receivers “fuck you Jobu I do it myself”
November 30, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Simpson told the receivers “fuck you Jobu I do it myself”
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Greg Byrne: oh hey u guys are back early
Ty Simpson: Jordan-Hare's haunted
Greg Byrne: what?
Ty Simpson: *loading a pistol and getting back on the team bus* Jordan-Hare's haunted
Ty Simpson: Jordan-Hare's haunted
Greg Byrne: what?
Ty Simpson: *loading a pistol and getting back on the team bus* Jordan-Hare's haunted
People, including Nick Saban, say Jordan-Hare Stadium is haunted
So, of course, I called experts, spent hours in the Auburn library researching past land use, bought ghost-hunting gear, used the ghost-hunting gear and tried to find out the truth
The results:
www.al.com/auburnfootba...
So, of course, I called experts, spent hours in the Auburn library researching past land use, bought ghost-hunting gear, used the ghost-hunting gear and tried to find out the truth
The results:
www.al.com/auburnfootba...
Is Jordan-Hare Stadium haunted? An AL.com investigation
Is there really a paranormal presence inside Auburn football's stadium? We tried to find out.
www.al.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Greg Byrne: oh hey u guys are back early
Ty Simpson: Jordan-Hare's haunted
Greg Byrne: what?
Ty Simpson: *loading a pistol and getting back on the team bus* Jordan-Hare's haunted
Ty Simpson: Jordan-Hare's haunted
Greg Byrne: what?
Ty Simpson: *loading a pistol and getting back on the team bus* Jordan-Hare's haunted
Come out of a tv break and have to call a timeout. That’s that Jordan-Hare voodoo
November 30, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Come out of a tv break and have to call a timeout. That’s that Jordan-Hare voodoo