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I am still a communist
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2054, 6 years after the collapse of American farming. strapping on my gladiator armor for the next death match: ugh haha yeah do you remember microsoft teams
if i were president i'd give alejandro jodorowsky sole creative control over all disney properties
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I have no idea what my cat is doing right now but it sounds like she's replacing a 5 gallon jug in a water cooler
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
how do big accounts do it? this site becomes unusable whenever a post gets decent traction
November 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
whenever i eat a pizza, i think about the roman persecution of the early christians. it makes the pizza taste better imo
November 25, 2025 at 11:43 AM
the editors of the Atlantic love death and disease
Over many interviews, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told Michael Scherer about how he plans to remake America’s public-health system. Can he lead the scientific establishment he’s spent much of his life crusading against?

Read more in our new cover story: theatln.tc/q9hXxlbM
November 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
"masculinity is in crisis" that's cool man a corporation is selling your memories of your grandmother back to you for a monthly fee and teaching your kids how to commit suicide. after they give you terminal cancer with industrial pollutants you can trade all your assets to them for hospice care
November 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
everybody shut the fuck up for a second
November 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
The Demon-Haunted World more salient every year
Over many interviews, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told Michael Scherer about how he plans to remake America’s public-health system. Can he lead the scientific establishment he’s spent much of his life crusading against?

Read more in our new cover story: theatln.tc/q9hXxlbM
November 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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me at 16: i'm so glad Neuromancer is just a book
every year since then: ah fuck
October 29, 2025 at 2:45 PM
he just means "gay" as in "happy"
November 24, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Always fun when the ER dr is like, "we can't tell why but youre all fucked up"
November 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Saw a post that said "gay people aren't shooting up straight nightclubs" but I'm 42 years old and I dont know what a straight nightclub is
November 23, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Oh great, something ELSE to worry about
November 23, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I'm at the emergency care. I'm at the brand partnership. I'm at the combination emergency care brand partnership
November 23, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
why did ridley scott decide to make marcus aurelius' approach to succession like exactly the opposite of what it was in reality. was he trying to scrub aurelius' reputation
November 22, 2025 at 7:19 PM
RFK Jr. opened the lament configuration because he had sights to show to the cenobites
November 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
November 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
the british can't be real
ending of a bbc article i just read. this is so fucking funny im sorry
November 22, 2025 at 4:25 PM
there's a nuzzi AND a lizza now? what's next a bozzo
November 22, 2025 at 3:46 PM
nobody in history has ever lost 25 square feet of skin in a single fire. you've gotta have a lot of skin to lose 25 square feet in a single fire
it's actually really good our stock is down $500 billion, you fool, you absolute simpleton

www.businessinsider.com/jensen-huang...
November 22, 2025 at 5:19 AM
we all used to say that glenn danzig was the evil elvis but it turned out that was elvis all along
November 22, 2025 at 5:05 AM
doing a normal thing where when I get in bed I suddenly have a fever so high that I can't stop shivering, and then wake up an hour later sweating my balls off
November 22, 2025 at 4:41 AM
keep it quiet but if you work from home no one is gonna know if you crack open a beer at 4pm on a friday. just a tip.
November 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM