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scary tall bart @tallbart.com · 10h

A yellow stick figure stepping out of line with a bunch of white stick figures. The caption says, "Just making sure I'm didn't sell my soul to an Internet cult and haven't succumb to computer madness."

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onion person @junlper.beer · 13h

this subreddit is insane i’m obsessed

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 1d

I've never heard of anything weird

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 15h

AI has lost the dunce vote. It’s over

Nate Silver
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I'm just one person, and my programming needs are somewhat unusual (building various kinds of statistical forecasting models). But I'm just not seeing the consistent productivity gains from LLMs that I would have expected if you'd asked me 6 months ago.

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famous bog body @bogbird.bsky.social · 15h

[foot chat]
footfan02: did you see those new feet
toelover: saw a beautiful foot today
jackiefoot: i think my dad killed jfk

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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 15h

Guys why have I been nauseous for 2 days
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Disco Brian Davis
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Wait til u find out what a disreputable abusive pos fraud the founding father of communism was, comrade. Try logging

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Alex Degen (Magic Serple 2025) @adactivity.bsky.social · 17h

It’s all happening on x dot com where I do my banking

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Chat @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 16h

trying out some new stand up

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jenny_tightpants🪑 @jtp.bsky.social · 16h

computer, uncrash program

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PISS_SHITTER @amiyatzin.bsky.social · 16h

there is more socioeconomic inequality now in America between the haves and the have-nots than before the Russian and French revolutions. All of human history is a struggle between the haves and the have-nots. The gestapo is shooting have-nots in the street. how long do we hold our breath?

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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 16h

Ask my son what he wants to be for Halloween, this mf says “a meteor.”

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Skye2K 🫒 Uncaged Edition™ @goodbye.bsky.social · 16h

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Flork @florkofcows.bsky.social · 5d

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The Louvre of Bluesky @thelouvreof.bsky.social · 22h

I think you should have to get a license to be online now.

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Natespeed @natespeed.bsky.social · 17h

I like how Sun Tzu dedicated a whole chapter to "When trying to set the enemy on fire, make sure to not set yourself on fire too."

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jenny_tightpants🪑 @jtp.bsky.social · 17h

someone remake this but with tf2 pyro on the right and that booby sfm porn pyro mod on the left

Ana Valens | 🔞 | Comms Open @acvalens.net · 1d

Gamers’ brains are so cooked dude. The woman on the right is gorgeous and beautiful. Straight gamer men literally can’t find normal women attractive anymore.

Designed With
Gamers In Mind Designed With
Activists In Mind

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jenny_tightpants🪑 @jtp.bsky.social · 17h

true

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jenny_tightpants🪑 @jtp.bsky.social · 17h

tron was a great daft punk music video

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jenny_tightpants🪑 @jtp.bsky.social · 17h

guess someone told them what would happen
archive.is/f9Dgi

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 21h

the idea that freedom is in our DNA is just a misinterpretation of the fact that we’re a nation of finicky whiners who don’t like to be personally inconvenienced

The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 21h

At least we no longer have to hear about freedom being in Americans' DNA or whatever. Turns out we love to eat shit and bow to some bloated halfwit like any other people throughout history

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jenny_tightpants🪑 @jtp.bsky.social · 17h

do not forget to feed your troops

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Typewriter Skeleton @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 18h

does any online subculture that isn't "noFap" even use "fap" as a word for masturbating anymore or is that like another case of reactionary subcultures preserving memes in amber

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meliss-AAAH! @mel.bzky.team · Aug 4

eggs will be like "i got like, one good year left in me" and then its the single worst year anyones ever seen

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Ghostin this Hell @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 1d

lmao called it

National Guard deployed to the Bass Pro pyramid

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Ela Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 18h

For a brief, glorious moment I forgot about Andy Ngo. I skipped past the post author. But as soon as I saw "almost killed with milkshakes" the memories came flooding back

hannah gais @hannahgais.bsky.social · 1d

Those are three people in inflatable frog suits.

@MrAndyNgo
Now that the local and national press have started to cover the Portland ICE area round-the-clock in reaction to the President, Antifa have devised a plan where they are encouraging one another to come in animal costumes.

The costumes serve the function of masking the violent extremism to make the direct action appear like a family-friendly gathering on camera, and to whitewash the past ultraviolence.

In 2019, Antifa devised a similar plot by giving out free "milkshakes" at a protest. But they couldn't contain their bloodthirst and nearly killed me when they saw me. In 2020, they mobilized a fake "Wall of Moms" where female Antifa supporters and members wore yellow shirts to act as human body shields while violent rioters behind them hurled projectile weapons.

photo of three people in inflatable frog costumes

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