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louis slotin
December 5, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
December 5, 2025 at 9:36 AM
valve 2
December 5, 2025 at 8:38 AM
this edible aint shit
December 5, 2025 at 7:42 AM
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transgender women have been banned from joining in on the reindeer games
December 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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dude was so all about the metaverse that he renamed the whole company, only to burn billions on a venture that anybody with sense knew was destined to fail. it is laughable that he remains in charge. merit simply does not exist
Meta Platforms is planning cuts to the metaverse—an arena Mark Zuckerberg once called the future of the company—and will shift spending to AI wearables.
Meta Plans to Shift Spending Away From the Metaverse
Zuckerberg’s bet on immersive online worlds has lost the company more than $77 billion since 2020.
on.wsj.com
December 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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d&d is not a game where you can do anything you are thinking of garry’s mod
A game where you can do anything and they’re mad that people are doing anything.
December 3, 2025 at 10:32 PM
pouring water down the heat pipe to give the thirsty servers a drink
Data centres are energy hungry but what if we could use their waste heat to heat our homes?

That's exactly what happens in places like Finland: Cities are tapping the vast amounts of waste heat generated by data centres, and feeding it into district-heating networks.
December 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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how the grinch stole two 40s and pack of camels
December 1, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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I'm sorry but "developers now know that load times in Helldivers 2 are mainly due to level generation, not loading game assets"

That's something you figure out before you even ship the game.... What?
December 2, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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in reality i think ONLY trans people should be teachers
December 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
in my mind "western" and "eastern" mean california and new york, respectively
December 2, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Lol
December 1, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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I'll always* defend trans rights**

*as long as they are nice to me on the internet

**by intentionally defending explicit bigotry by misrepresenting an issue and then smugly refusing to engage(except to cry about being proven wrong)
December 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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system prompt: "be the BOFH"
Our Discord support agent was kind of annoying, so I asked it to pretend to be a 58-year old systems administrator from Ohio that wrote on forums a lot.

Turns out -- this makes your support bot extremely competent. The quality of its support responses are now far better.
December 1, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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just saw someone else quote post this and that first sentence is just dripping with condescension. it's so crazy to write someone that lets people immediately clock you ass a self-important prick in less than 10 words. some baby shoes never worn shit
December 1, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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we are well past the point at which anyone who cannot identify bad faith like this is disqualified from commenting on it

the girl and her mother are basically screaming THIS IS A BAD FAITH ATTACK ON TRANS PEOPLE at the top of their lungs and if you can't see that you're stupid or lying
a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
December 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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i’m genuinely so convinced all of this has been a planned operation by the student and her mother (who is commenting on this publicly, and associated closely with the republican party), and big far right propaganda account going all in on it. this is designed to oust trans people from public life
December 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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it's unbelievable how consistent the gap in awareness is
a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
December 1, 2025 at 5:05 AM
i can't wait for half-life 3 to come out so i can start asking valve about half-life 4
December 1, 2025 at 1:23 AM
losing my god damn mind
How is any of this real
November 30, 2025 at 10:42 PM