Thembo
@thembo.bsky.social
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"What vehicle should feature in the car chase of Taming of the shrew? Coolest answer is the better writer"
Shakespeare, age 50 or whatever: o! But doth no such scene doth existeth, for i doth know not of this "car" duhhhhh durrrrr
Me, age 1.5: fire twuck
Shakespeare, age 50 or whatever: o! But doth no such scene doth existeth, for i doth know not of this "car" duhhhhh durrrrr
Me, age 1.5: fire twuck
November 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
"What vehicle should feature in the car chase of Taming of the shrew? Coolest answer is the better writer"
Shakespeare, age 50 or whatever: o! But doth no such scene doth existeth, for i doth know not of this "car" duhhhhh durrrrr
Me, age 1.5: fire twuck
Shakespeare, age 50 or whatever: o! But doth no such scene doth existeth, for i doth know not of this "car" duhhhhh durrrrr
Me, age 1.5: fire twuck
Having to say "no relation" after mentioning Metroid Prime because I usually never shut up about Transformers
November 29, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Having to say "no relation" after mentioning Metroid Prime because I usually never shut up about Transformers
Saw a commercial that was for a car, but also for Wicked, but also a story about a baby. And one for Fortnite, which appears to be an uglier Ready Player One now. None of it connects or fits. It's like those ai video game clips that morph nonsensically every second. The slopification of everything.
November 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Saw a commercial that was for a car, but also for Wicked, but also a story about a baby. And one for Fortnite, which appears to be an uglier Ready Player One now. None of it connects or fits. It's like those ai video game clips that morph nonsensically every second. The slopification of everything.
You heard it here first, Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin are confirmed tankies.
I'm not a politician, and definitely I'm not American (OH LORD, THANK YOU!), so I don't fit. However, I am able to spot the difference between those who support Russia (tankies) and those who don't (not tankies). Seems simple, and yet beyond the comprehensive ability of some people, go figure.
November 28, 2025 at 7:21 PM
You heard it here first, Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin are confirmed tankies.
I mean, one is forced to agree that conservative European whites have indeed proven incompatible with civilization. And as this awful country fails, the fleeing refuse like Miller will try to recreate the conditions of this broken land elsewhere.
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I mean, one is forced to agree that conservative European whites have indeed proven incompatible with civilization. And as this awful country fails, the fleeing refuse like Miller will try to recreate the conditions of this broken land elsewhere.
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Ask yourself why there wasn’t this level of wall to wall coverage for this shooting wgme.com/news/local/i...
ICE agent who shot woman in Chicago drove Border Patrol vehicle back to Maine
An unnamed ICE agent, who shot and injured a woman in Chicago, is now back in Maine after driving the Border Patrol vehicle he was in 1,100 miles.
wgme.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Ask yourself why there wasn’t this level of wall to wall coverage for this shooting wgme.com/news/local/i...
Crypto guys love to be like check it out I changed currency forever by inventing a different money that the same 100 rich people have 99% of
November 28, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Crypto guys love to be like check it out I changed currency forever by inventing a different money that the same 100 rich people have 99% of
This isnt funny, heads only do this when the feces all transphobes ingests each day begin to surround the brain and expand exponentially.
November 28, 2025 at 1:52 AM
This isnt funny, heads only do this when the feces all transphobes ingests each day begin to surround the brain and expand exponentially.
I will never cease to be amazed at how this crowd looks past every single legitimate fault of the world's most cartoonishly evil people and instead focuses on something that doesn't matter. Every single time.
November 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I will never cease to be amazed at how this crowd looks past every single legitimate fault of the world's most cartoonishly evil people and instead focuses on something that doesn't matter. Every single time.
This sucks. more like post-good-performance malone am I right
November 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
This sucks. more like post-good-performance malone am I right
Liberals every time a Center-Right politician with numerous questionable factors is briefly in the headlines for doing the bare minimum
November 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Liberals every time a Center-Right politician with numerous questionable factors is briefly in the headlines for doing the bare minimum
Liberals are like excuse me tankies but we are the adults in the room, thats why we're making the fascists take us seriously by posting babytalk slop like tRump Drumpf Elonia Pootin Taco Cheeto McOrangeHands
November 27, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Liberals are like excuse me tankies but we are the adults in the room, thats why we're making the fascists take us seriously by posting babytalk slop like tRump Drumpf Elonia Pootin Taco Cheeto McOrangeHands
being a tech guy must be awesome sometimes because you just have to "create" an app and say it does something like "modernize the iteration framework of micro systems within validation protocols" and a bunch of your peers will forever treat you like you invented the printing press
Wow 80% bad-faith responses, and people lecturing the creator of Flask here and the creator of Django/datasette in the comments on why AI is useless for software engineering...
Is this platform still massively against AI or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
being a tech guy must be awesome sometimes because you just have to "create" an app and say it does something like "modernize the iteration framework of micro systems within validation protocols" and a bunch of your peers will forever treat you like you invented the printing press
yeah ai is bad for the world and every living thing but if the bubble pops, annoying contrarian tech bros might have to develop personalities and that's scary for them
November 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
yeah ai is bad for the world and every living thing but if the bubble pops, annoying contrarian tech bros might have to develop personalities and that's scary for them
why are they all so obsessed with followbacks
November 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
why are they all so obsessed with followbacks
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My situation is very tight at the moment, so I'm asking for help. I hate to keep sharing this and hope that it will pass soon. Oh, do I ever.
Thank you so much to those who've helped! Anything means everything, even a boost, and I appreciate you all very much.
Thank you so much to those who've helped! Anything means everything, even a boost, and I appreciate you all very much.
November 24, 2025 at 5:06 AM
My situation is very tight at the moment, so I'm asking for help. I hate to keep sharing this and hope that it will pass soon. Oh, do I ever.
Thank you so much to those who've helped! Anything means everything, even a boost, and I appreciate you all very much.
Thank you so much to those who've helped! Anything means everything, even a boost, and I appreciate you all very much.
Lol
Is this platform still massively against AI or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Lol
Optimus Prime explaining "our culture is not your costume" to Spike after seeing humans doing the robot at a party
November 26, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Optimus Prime explaining "our culture is not your costume" to Spike after seeing humans doing the robot at a party
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Getting really annoyed at gay club Dracula because he won't stop saying "I don't suck....cocks"
November 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Getting really annoyed at gay club Dracula because he won't stop saying "I don't suck....cocks"
What he's describing here is basically how I would summarize my 20s, and it was a hell of a time. What a wimp!
November 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
What he's describing here is basically how I would summarize my 20s, and it was a hell of a time. What a wimp!